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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted November 26, 2022 01:01 AM

Celfious entered the tavern when suddenly...

Make your proposals.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted November 26, 2022 06:45 AM

Pineapples.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted November 26, 2022 07:28 AM

A stab in the back and barfight commenced
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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted November 26, 2022 03:47 PM
Edited by Galaad at 15:47, 26 Nov 2022.

Drakon wins and can write de next sentence and choose the next winner to continue the story.
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Drakon-Deus
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posted November 26, 2022 07:20 PM

It was a  good old brawl with tables falling over and mugs of beer spilling everywhere and on everyone while Celfious looked on.
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Celfious
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posted November 27, 2022 12:48 AM

Little did they know, one of the mugs had the last pint of a very rare and priceless wine.

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Gnomes2169
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posted November 27, 2022 02:19 PM

In the middle of the brawl, the 2101st Gnome would try to navigate the carnage of the brawl without getting tackled by anyone. He was quite fragile, after all, and there were only 69 (nice) of him left. Diving out of a window, he escaped with his life!

Only to be run over by Elvin on a Zamboni.

68 gnomes were left in HC.
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Drakon-Deus
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posted November 27, 2022 02:21 PM

Gnomes wins and gets to continue the story.
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Gnomes2169
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posted November 27, 2022 02:34 PM

In the middle of the bar, Geny, Lith, Celfious and Corribus were playing poker despite the brawl.
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ArdentWyrm
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posted November 27, 2022 06:10 PM
Edited by ArdentWyrm at 18:16, 27 Nov 2022.

only to be knocked over by OmegaDestroyer who was trying to restore order to the tavern and was applying a penalty to one of the brawlers, named skullman when he knocked them over accidentally.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted November 27, 2022 07:44 PM

Corribus was clearly cheating, using his floating eye to spy on other players' hands. However, he wasn't actually winning. That honor belonged to Celfious who didn't even bother looking at his cards as he bet illogical amounts of money.

Finally Corribus got a call and stood up with a sigh.

"I'm out. I need to head to the Other Side and clean the place up. Again."

He waved at the trio and left, smacking random bottles and bar stools flying his way.

Geny and Lith exchanged a knowing glance and eyed Celfious' stash suspiciously.
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Gnomes2169
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posted November 28, 2022 10:13 AM

Okay, Geny won that one and gets to continue the story.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted November 28, 2022 05:32 PM

Quote:

Celfious entered the tavern when suddenly... A stab in the back and barfight commenced.
It was a  good old brawl with tables falling over and mugs of beer spilling everywhere and on everyone while Celfious looked on.
In the middle of the brawl, the 2101st Gnome would try to navigate the carnage of the brawl without getting tackled by anyone. He was quite fragile, after all, and there were only 69 (nice) of him left. Diving out of a window, he escaped with his life!

Only to be run over by Elvin on a Zamboni.

68 gnomes were left in HC.

In the middle of the bar, Geny, Lith, Celfious and Corribus were playing poker despite the brawl. Corribus was clearly cheating, using his floating eye to spy on other players' hands. However, he wasn't actually winning. That honor belonged to Celfious who didn't even bother looking at his cards as he bet illogical amounts of money.

Finally Corribus got a call and stood up with a sigh.

"I'm out. I need to head to the Other Side and clean the place up. Again."

He waved at the trio and left, smacking random bottles and bar stools flying his way.

Geny and Lith exchanged a knowing glance and eyed Celfious' stash suspiciously.


"All in!" Celfious shouted, "And you can keep the chips if you get me a girlfriend."
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Galaad
Galaad

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posted November 29, 2022 12:00 AM

Erwinner pops out from the bar's toilets, rather disappointed.
"Damned, even in there I could not find that ham sandwich.", he mumbles. He then notices the fight.
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ArdentWyrm
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posted November 29, 2022 12:26 AM

Who's Erwinner?
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verriker
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posted November 29, 2022 11:22 AM

ArdentWyrm said:
Who's Erwinner?


who are you lol
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
posted November 29, 2022 11:38 AM

verriker said:
ArdentWyrm said:
Who's Erwinner?


who are you lol


And who am I? lol


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Ghost
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Therefore I am
posted November 29, 2022 12:41 PM

Drakon-Deus said:
verriker said:
ArdentWyrm said:
Who's Erwinner?


who are you lol


And who am I? lol




Welcome back stars, esp. Erwinner

DD is also great spammer

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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted November 29, 2022 05:12 PM

Galaad wins by default.
Continue please.
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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted November 29, 2022 10:22 PM
Edited by Galaad at 22:23, 29 Nov 2022.

Quote:
Celfious entered the tavern when suddenly... A stab in the back and barfight commenced.
It was a  good old brawl with tables falling over and mugs of beer spilling everywhere and on everyone while Celfious looked on.
In the middle of the brawl, the 2101st Gnome would try to navigate the carnage of the brawl without getting tackled by anyone. He was quite fragile, after all, and there were only 69 (nice) of him left. Diving out of a window, he escaped with his life!

Only to be run over by Elvin on a Zamboni.

68 gnomes were left in HC.

In the middle of the bar, Geny, Lith, Celfious and Corribus were playing poker despite the brawl. Corribus was clearly cheating, using his floating eye to spy on other players' hands. However, he wasn't actually winning. That honor belonged to Celfious who didn't even bother looking at his cards as he bet illogical amounts of money.

Finally Corribus got a call and stood up with a sigh.

"I'm out. I need to head to the Other Side and clean the place up. Again."

He waved at the trio and left, smacking random bottles and bar stools flying his way.

Geny and Lith exchanged a knowing glance and eyed Celfious' stash suspiciously.

"All in!" Celfious shouted, "And you can keep the chips if you get me a girlfriend."

Erwinner pops out from the bar's toilets, rather disappointed.
"Damned, even in there I could not find that ham sandwich.", he mumbles. He then notices the fight.


Celfious seemed like possessed. His game is so unpredictable that he could as well have nothing. Lith folds while Geny is hesitating, he has the second best possible hand. He was about the follow, "that's the game after all, Celfious might just be too drunk" he thinks, but right then, Ghost, who was pushed by someone, fell on the table, breaking it in half thus ruining all the game, cards flew as well as the stacks, only to be lost in the middle of the chaos around that was not about to stop. Ghost gets back up, as if he felt nothing, shouts something about "impossible wog 3.58f map" and charges back into the brawl.
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