Heroes of Might and Magic Community
visiting hero! Register | Today's Posts | Games | Search! | FAQ/Rules | AvatarList | MemberList | Profile


Age of Heroes Headlines:  
5 Oct 2016: Heroes VII development comes to an end.. - read more
6 Aug 2016: Troubled Heroes VII Expansion Release - read more
26 Apr 2016: Heroes VII XPack - Trial by Fire - Coming out in June! - read more
17 Apr 2016: Global Alternative Creatures MOD for H7 after 1.8 Patch! - read more
7 Mar 2016: Romero launches a Piano Sonata Album Kickstarter! - read more
19 Feb 2016: Heroes 5.5 RC6, Heroes VII patch 1.7 are out! - read more
13 Jan 2016: Horn of the Abyss 1.4 Available for Download! - read more
17 Dec 2015: Heroes 5.5 update, 1.6 out for H7 - read more
23 Nov 2015: H7 1.4 & 1.5 patches Released - read more
31 Oct 2015: First H7 patches are out, End of DoC development - read more
5 Oct 2016: Heroes VII development comes to an end.. - read more
[X] Remove Ads
LOGIN:     Username:     Password:         [ Register ]
HOMM1: info forum | HOMM2: info forum | HOMM3: info mods forum | HOMM4: info CTG forum | HOMM5: info mods forum | MMH6: wiki forum | MMH7: wiki forum
Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Star Wars Episode II
Thread: Star Wars Episode II This thread is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV / NEXT»
DonGio
DonGio


Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
posted May 24, 2002 10:50 AM
Edited By: DonGio on 24 May 2002

@ Oldtimer - one of the first times I've actually laughed out loud sitting alone in front of my computer...


Quote:
I loved it.
I think they managed to bind the story together and make a credible explination on why Annakin went wacko..
I digged Jango Fett!!! Native New Zealanders looks cool!!!!But the young Bubba needs to grow..


OK, Njuul, let's do some grammar, shall we?

Explanation (and I would prefer as to instead of on) why Anakin went Wacko

I dug Jango Fett.

And native New Zealander? What the? I may not be the expert, but if that was New Zealand dialect, then I'm a three-legged chair.

And Matthy, if you pick on Natalie Portman one more time, I'll come over to your little snowty country, and tear off your reproductive gear and make you eat it.

Sir Elric said it all

EDIT--------------------------------------
Oh yeah, Star Wars is not fantasy, it's sci-fi... (still cool, though)
EDIT--------------------------------------

Nota Bene: The norwegian translators did a really crappy job with this movie. Once, when someone (don't remember exactly who) says something like

"As your strength with the force grows, you will become invincible"

and they translated it

"As your strength with the force grows, you will become invisible"!!!

The whole audience was laughing and crying at once...

Translate well
DonGio
____________
There are 10 types of people: Those who read binary, and those who don't.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
SirDunco
SirDunco


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted May 24, 2002 03:16 PM

It was an pretty good movie. I especialy like the batlle at the end when the clones come in and start battling the droids. I also like yoda fighting. But the corny little love story had too much attention in the movie. yes i know that without it there would be so Luke skywalker or princes Liela(however you spell it), but there was too much attention given to it in this movie(Hollywood )
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
matthy
matthy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted May 24, 2002 04:54 PM

Quote:
And Matthy, if you pick on Natalie Portman one more time, I'll come over to your little snowty country, and tear off your reproductive gear and make you eat it.

hihi...natalie portmans chin is too penetrating. i wont change my opinion because of you.
anyway...another good scene was on the cloners planet. those aliens kicked ass. only way you come on an idea to make such aliens is by licking mushrooms.
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted May 24, 2002 09:46 PM

Id say that the Star Wars are more and more becomming a Disney production. Jar Jar Binks was a bad joke in the first movie, now they didnt just keep him but they added some more goofs aswell.

The computer graphics were both good/bad in my opinion, its facinating too see what you can do with a computer in movies these days. But sometimes it just felt they wanted to show off alittle extra and make commercial for their own special effects company.

Its kewl to see that they have gotten some quite heavy actors in their movies aswell. My personal favourite must be Nathalie Portman though, she is really really hot and a descent actress too

Another bad part is that it doesnt take an Einstein to figure out what the next movie will be about. Myself i have a quite good idea who the emperor could be but i wont say anything in case i am right. Or i could be dead wrong and get flamed for it later, my RL friends knows my thoughts and thats enuf for me
____________
"Youre zeroes and ones, youre wrong where im right"

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
matthy
matthy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted May 24, 2002 10:17 PM

yes noone can guess

the chanselor of the senate...duh its the same actor. would be fun if he died in the meanwhile tho i mean i dont hate him personally would just like to see what they would do... natalie portman has a fake ass smile
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Oldtimer
Oldtimer


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Please leave a message after..
posted May 25, 2002 01:49 AM

It doesn't take a Jethro to figure out that Senator Palpatine will become Emporer Palpatine.  Come on, have you not seen the empire strikes back?  The Guy's name is Palpatine.  You don't have to read between the lines.  Just read the freakin lines.
____________
<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>

"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
DonGio
DonGio


Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
posted May 25, 2002 11:58 AM

OH, Sir Stiven, you have a clue as to who the emperor is? How exciting! Please tell us! Let us hear what the great swedish mind has contemplated!

Matthy: CUT! RIP! STUFF! I'd like to see your chin...

The fact is that this woman is so much more beautiful than anything you'll ever get a chance to lay hands on, so don't diss her looks, only makes you look like a desperate, jealous, ugly little boy-girl.
____________
There are 10 types of people: Those who read binary, and those who don't.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted May 25, 2002 08:25 PM

Nah DonGio, i wouldnt wanna lay such weight on a norwegian like yourself. You prolly know which time/date you have now which is enough for you. You see us swedes dont want you to get overloaded with information since you may crash then. But dont feel sorry for not having understood that yet, you norwegians are known for being slow so this just proves that. Dont worry, just look at all the movies 10 more times and freeze the picture everytime someone says something and you might just catch up. Good luck "little brother"!
____________
"Youre zeroes and ones, youre wrong where im right"

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Dajek
Dajek


Known Hero
Psychedelic Knight
posted May 26, 2002 03:22 PM

DonGio, You call Estonia S H I T T Y ? Well, B I T C H , I don`t care what you say about Matthy (Well, actually he`s my good friend, but that doesn`t matter...) then I`ll **************************** ********* Your little damn Norway into six pieces and shove them up your ass!
____________


________ _ _

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
matthy
matthy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted May 26, 2002 03:54 PM - penalty applied.

Quote:

Matthy: CUT! RIP! STUFF! I'd like to see your chin...

hey mister s-itface...go to the pic section perhaps??? suck my d-ck you f-cking homo piece of s-it. i bet if you would get a chance you would steal natalie portmans panties, you sick, you sick perv...
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
arachnid
arachnid


Promising
Famous Hero
posted May 26, 2002 04:00 PM

natalie portman is a real stunner and a half my fav movie babe by far
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Dajek
Dajek


Known Hero
Psychedelic Knight
posted May 26, 2002 06:46 PM

Natalie Portman is cut, but not my taste.
____________


________ _ _

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
matthy
matthy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted May 26, 2002 07:39 PM

the chin...

its all in that frickin' chin. else she would be very gorgeous. but now... i dont know. typical b-tch from the street.
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Conn
Conn


Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
posted May 26, 2002 09:31 PM
Edited By: Conn on 26 May 2002

Tell me something Matthy: do you feel somehow cool or superior to the rest of us when you use that foul language? Or is that the only thing you know how to say in any languge?
____________
Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Wesley
Wesley


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted May 26, 2002 09:54 PM

Everybody please ignore Dongio..

He's such a nerdo!
BAH!


Ow I just went home from the AWSOME movie!

It's cool! Much better then the first episode!

THe 2 bounty hunters really rocked and the arena fight was the best fight ever!

Those 3 monsters really rocked!

The SpiderCrab/White Rat and the Rhinosaur really rocked! Especially the spidercrab!

Lol the funny parts were R2D2 and the other Classy robot(forgot his name)

Well it's another one I want to see a second time! It went all so fast.. I couldn't possible see all small details in only watching it this one time..
____________

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | PP | Quote Reply | Link
hamsi128
hamsi128


Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
posted May 27, 2002 11:08 AM bonus applied.

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE
SKYWALKER
towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's
hand!
It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He
looks
around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No, Luke... I am your father!

Luke: No. It can't be. That's not true. That's impossible!

Darth Vader: Search your feelings Luke... you know them to be true.

Luke: NOOoooo!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that
brass
droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old.

Luke: No! ... Wait, huh?

Darth Vader: Seven years old. And what have you done? Look at yourself.
No
hand. No job. And you couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the
swamp...

Luke: But... I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: But that was when you were 20! When I was 10, I
single-handedly
destroyed an entire Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what
I
wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the
Sith...
Nobody loved me... waahhh wahhh!"

Luke: Shut up!

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had
already
exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of
the
Boonta Eve Open... the Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here
baby!

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you
are,
but you sure ain't mine.

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the
shaft.

Darth Vader looks down after him.

Darth Vader: And get a haircut!


____________
quoting my post = bullet in your head

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
DonGio
DonGio


Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
posted May 27, 2002 01:59 PM

Hamsi, that's really funny. You came up with that one yourself?


Quote:
DonGio, You call Estonia S H I T T Y ? Well, B I T C H , I don`t care what you say about Matthy (Well, actually he`s my good friend, but that doesn`t matter...) then I`ll **************************** ********* Your little damn Norway into six pieces and shove them up your ass!



wow, you managed to find a 28-letter foul word. Not bad for an Estonian! Actually, I was calling Estonia snowty to piss Matthy off. I've been to Tallin, and I think it's a nice city (especially the old town).

And Wesley: Yeah, why don't you and the other mature fellas on this board ignore me. I don't think I'd survive that!! I live to hear one word of praise from either one of your mouths! I wanna be part of your possy! Please! Pretty please?


____________
There are 10 types of people: Those who read binary, and those who don't.

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
hamsi128
hamsi128


Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
posted May 27, 2002 03:08 PM

no dongio i received it from email and laughted 10 minutes when i read

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted May 27, 2002 05:20 PM

Quote:
And Wesley: Yeah, why don't you and the other mature fellas on this board ignore me. I don't think I'd survive that!! I live to hear one word of praise from either one of your mouths! I wanna be part of your possy! Please! Pretty please?


No Dongio, because Wesley have told me on several occations now that ignoring is sooo wrong because 'if a person makes a hundred posts one of them might be good and you miss it' or something like that bla bla bla. So i would never think that Wesley would do such an act as ignoring someone. Atleast judging of his own words he wouldnt..but then he talks against himself all the time so you never know what that guy(?) is up to.
____________
"Youre zeroes and ones, youre wrong where im right"

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted May 27, 2002 06:02 PM

lalala, i didnt read your post. I read your quote in dongio´s post. so there

And if that was a comeback "i told others to ignore, not myself bla bla bla" ive given u more credit than i guess you deserve.
____________
"Youre zeroes and ones, youre wrong where im right"

 Send Instant Message | Send E-Mail | View Profile | Quote Reply | Link
Jump To: « Prev Thread . . . Next Thread » This thread is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV / NEXT»
Post New Poll    Post New Topic    Post New Reply

Page compiled in 0.0682 seconds