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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 26 27 28 29 30 ... 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Sir_Stiven
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posted March 17, 2004 02:24 PM

lol you gotta give the others time to make an contribution too

liked your poem though..so far its the best!

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pandora
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posted March 17, 2004 02:38 PM

uhm.... lets not go too far

remember you have a job to do here beyond being Acu and Dingo's fantasy ....

...not a smart guy who ticks me off right after my leafs have lost /grumble
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 17, 2004 02:50 PM

lol awww so you wont take your top off at all?... coming from the "babyoil" girl one might think you have gotten shy nowadays?

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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 17, 2004 07:32 PM

On the mission to legendary,
he tries to toss in Tossers' Tavern,
but he can't cause he's a fairy,
and because he can't we've much concern.

But then he comes and leaves his spam,
and our concerns become anger,
We turn to ass-whooping and give a slam,
But Dingo is numb and pain will never occur,

For when one is made of spam,
those around you will think you're a scam.
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pandora
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posted March 17, 2004 08:50 PM

ok, ok, i confess....

when i dance on a table, i really look a lil somethin like this....



and if i took my shirt off... well they'd fall right to the floor

LOL
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 17, 2004 08:52 PM

Well it looks like this thread is going to make it into the Top Ten soon.

We'll be on the index page.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 17, 2004 08:54 PM

Quote:
when i dance on a table, i really look a lil somethin like this....



and if i took my shirt off... well they'd fall right to the floor

LOL

haha id take my chances.. ive seen your pic

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pandora
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posted March 17, 2004 09:07 PM

LOL - well ok... I just liked the picture and since it would just be silly to toss Dingo with another dancer i tossed myself  hmm... that sounds a little....er.. nm ...

Sorry for being crabby with you earlier stiven, but when i say bring me a beer i mean bring me a beer!

Now I have to go to my private room to start writing!

ode to a dingo...
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Lord_Woock
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posted March 17, 2004 09:09 PM

Post it please Others would like to see too you know.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 17, 2004 11:43 PM

haha pan... hmm so you want your beer in a private room.. sure.. anything to go with it?

Quote:
"I'm going to flog you until you are unable to sit properly, and hit you with a steamroller!!"


i can do one worse:
"I'm going to flog you until you are unable to sit properly, and hit you with a rychenroller!!"


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Aculias
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posted March 18, 2004 12:08 AM

I think I will have a beer while I sit with Pandora woth some hit & running.
WHile you guys spend some more times tossing Dingo .
Hes not only a spam but hes also in the band of spam dressers on weekends Stiven, you should have an audition .
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted March 18, 2004 08:19 AM

Quote:
haha id take my chances.. ive seen your pic


What pic, i wanna see the pic! OMG, on a school excursion today we had a 2hr bus drive to some unknown place. For an "in bus movie" we watched Bend It Like Beckham! I hate Beckham!!!
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LichKing
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posted March 19, 2004 08:58 AM bonus applied.
Edited By: LichKing on 19 Mar 2004

ok, Boxa's turn is lasting forever..............

An boring tale, old trash reborn, a pain we all endure
His posts long stale, received with scorn -he's sure full of manure

Could someone please inform the lad
That tossing's chic, but SPAM is bad

And the path that leads to being cool
Remains untrod by the spamming fool

No need to be a tiresome pup
Hey, drop the SPAM and just.............GROW UP.






   
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 19, 2004 03:17 PM

LOOOOL

nice one lich_king, as for the rest of you... keep your poems or songs flowing

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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted March 21, 2004 02:17 AM

Pain of the spammer

Can you see what I see?
No I dont think you can
I see images of noting
and I attempt to make that
nothengness mean something
As hard as I try there is
still nothing and that nothing
is meaningless
I am somewhere else now, outside
I am surrounded by people and
the sky. I see people and the
blueness of the sky
but still nothing has changed
Everything remains the same
I am still alone
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Aculias
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posted March 21, 2004 09:46 PM

Quote:
Can you see what I see?
No I dont think you can
I see images of noting
and I attempt to make that
nothengness mean something
As hard as I try there is
still nothing and that nothing
is meaningless
I am somewhere else now, outside
I am surrounded by people and
the sky. I see people and the
blueness of the sky
but still nothing has changed
Everything remains the same
I am still alone


:l
Is this a new style of tossing or am I seeing a double vision of Stiven in his grandma pink Panties dancing with Dingo on the table.
Ugh let me get my 15th of the same finest tossbeers again.
I need to relive the visions of the true states.
Pandora dancing in thongs .
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pandora
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posted March 21, 2004 10:54 PM

lol

still haven't come up with anything i'm too happy with....but reading everyone else's works has been a hoot  

hmm, what to do now... guess i go back to my room to try again - but first...

*throws a lightning bolt over at Acu when he's not lookin - and runs like the wind*


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Dingo
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posted March 22, 2004 09:14 PM

LichKing has the best poem so far IMO.


Come on guys, I know you can do better.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 22, 2004 11:15 PM

ya for the first time i agree with mr submit reply.

Lets see some quality tossing now... like:
Do you know so many girls in dingoland has bruisemarks around their bellybutton?
because dingo skipped to many biography classes making boring spam here instead

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Dingo
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posted March 23, 2004 01:02 AM

My Toss

At least I took Biology Class.
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