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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 ... 63 64 65 66 67 ... 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Oldtimer
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posted July 19, 2004 11:17 PM bonus applied.
Edited By: Oldtimer on 19 Jul 2004

I propose that we change Heroes Community to Whiner's Community.

Then we could change the forums around to fit the community.

Archiac Internet Heroes Playing Forum:
For people who know they are the best and don't have time for losers who write in the bottom half of the board.

Tavern of Complaint:
For posting about how bad the mods suck and why they need to leave everyone one alone and why everything they write deserves a QP.

The Library of the Illiterate:
For people who just can't take the time to read the Fing rulebook.

The Vindictive Wastelands:
A place for mods to get back at posters who bother them.

The Otherside of Self-Importance:
For people who want to prove that mommy and daddy didn't waste their money on University tuition, and to appearently practice typing.

The I wish I was Playing a Real Roleplay:
For uninspired authors who just wait and wait for someone else to post in their story.

The God Squad:
For mods to tell each other what a good job they are doing while pissing all the regular members off and why no post deserves a QP.

Oldtimer's Porch:
For all the long gone members to talk about the good old days, scratch their balls, and cry in their beer.

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Tosser's Tavern is for Tossing, If you can't stand the heat get the <expletive deleted> out!


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pandora
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posted July 19, 2004 11:43 PM

hmmm

I think maybe Oldtimer's porch sounds the best except for two things :

1) tears in beer makes the beer get salty and I don't really like that.

2) i've got no balls

Maybe Cat has a patio somewhere the ladies could go to play?


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LichKing
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posted July 19, 2004 11:46 PM

The Porch sounds good, but my balls never itch unless I forget to shave em for a day or two and I frown upon ruining a perfectly good beer by tainting it with tears.


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pandora
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posted July 19, 2004 11:52 PM

Lichy!!

I danced my little heart out and shook it like a poloroid picture just for you and I still have not heard a word about The Things!!!

I've known you far to long to think that the whole thing was just a ruse to get me to be your slave... so uhm.. where's my story???
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Aculias
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posted July 20, 2004 02:12 AM

I didnt know dead Liches grew hair
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted July 20, 2004 02:16 AM

Now why would you shave your balls? Isnt there the fear of anciently losing a nut?

Bah i need a tossbeer... no no a tossquila... bottle that is...
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Vadskye91
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posted July 20, 2004 02:23 AM

*odd thought* This looks like the           s thread back in its prime... Keep it coming!
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Sir_Stiven
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posted July 20, 2004 03:33 AM

nice to see you still got that sarcastic touch of yours OT hehe

have a beer and tell us about your last crusades... is it true that you actually found out the history and reason for aculias... "aculiastic" grammar?

if thats the case i sure wanna listen to it, if we can handle it correctly and learn something from it im sure we got a nobel prize waiting for us

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KittenAngel
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posted July 20, 2004 05:12 AM

*wheeps hystarically on Pan's shoulders* OMG OMG OMG OMG I can't belive it the artist formally known as prince is dead
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Aculias
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posted July 20, 2004 08:36 AM

Is that like a sex thang
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pandora
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posted July 20, 2004 08:59 AM

is what like a what now Acu?

Kit really? *crawls out from under a rock* I hadn't heard, thats a shame. Lets all wear purple and party like it 1999 in remembrance

so i was thinking, this place needs somethin new... how bout a few poles? they're fun.. and instead of a mudpit, why don't we try butterscotch? Cuz it really does keep in the spirit of the tavern; and when you're wrestling in butterscotch isn't everyone a winner?
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Aculias
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posted July 20, 2004 09:11 AM

Why dont we have multiple trivias or poles on multiple subjects like movies,history & other fun stuff maybe.
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pandora
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posted July 20, 2004 09:16 AM

lol no no, i don't mean a poll! I mean a pole, for swinging around on lol dancin! hehe
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Aculias
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posted July 20, 2004 09:24 AM

Oh that pole well who wants to join me on the cage on the cieling ?
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 20, 2004 10:12 AM

Quote:
I think maybe Oldtimer's porch sounds the best except for two things :

1) tears in beer makes the beer get salty and I don't really like that.

2) i've got no balls

Maybe Cat has a patio somewhere the ladies could go to play?


I think you are misinterpreting Oldtimer's description of Oldtimer's porch. I will quote this as well.

Quote:

Oldtimer's Porch:
For all the long gone members to talk about the good old days, scratch their balls, and cry in their beer.


See when he says cry in their beer, he means a swimming pool-sized beer a few tears won't hurt anything.

And when he says scratch their balls, he doesn't mean you have to scratch your own balls. So you could always help them scratch their balls. If I was a long gone member, I'd certainly like the help, from the ladies of course.
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KittenAngel
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posted July 21, 2004 04:46 AM

wooohooo lets get em Pan! I can do a neat climbing a pole trick
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pandora
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posted July 21, 2004 05:26 AM

lol  

ok u hit the pole, i'm going for the butterscotch yum!


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Dragon_Slayer
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posted July 21, 2004 02:19 PM

Ahhh! Pan has gone to the darkside!

Can i still drink myself stupid with tossbeers with you?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted July 21, 2004 02:24 PM

yeah i think we better have to test pan now... what did you say about that babyoil move of yours baby?

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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted July 21, 2004 02:33 PM

No no Stiven. She needs a much more difficult test. I suggest the bottle of tossquila then dancing with baby oil test... you know, the one you made Pecu do!
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