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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 ... 48 49 50 51 52 ... 60 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted June 01, 2004 11:41 AM

My God

The spam is stuck on this Tv like glue! Hey Pan why dont we just get a new widescreen Tv? We can take it out of Acu's pay, he hasnt been earning his share around here recently!
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted June 01, 2004 07:24 PM

We know you have,when you get tipped off by the males in here
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pandora
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posted June 02, 2004 04:53 PM

lol, Stefan - what are you talking about? *grins innocently* I just dropped my keys over there *bends down to pick 'em up myself* See?

Did you think I was checking you out? lol

OK Dragon- well thanks for trying, I suppose you're right a new TV would be best, and some new leather couches...yay, I'll go shopping!!

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KittenAngel
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Lee's wifey
posted June 02, 2004 06:12 PM

I wanna go too Pan!!!! *looks at Aculias with her big blue eyes, and he hands her bunches of money to go shopping with Pan*


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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 02, 2004 08:33 PM
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 2 Jun 2004

see acu, this is why you never should get to attached to a girl. Because then all the good comes with a prize...

we dont like that.

So being "friends with benefits" is alot better, that way the girls cant put any demands on you and you still get what you want the most.. a win - win situation

so there

now gimme that bigscreen TV, we got some nice football coming up.

Feel sorry for acu that will have to clean the leathercouches after all the partying though

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Aculias
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posted June 02, 2004 11:58 PM

So what are you attached to then Stiven Males .
By the way Pandy & Hun.
Good news & especially for my wallet hehe.
All that we are buying is for the business so in that case the owner needs to buy the stuff himself so anyhow since he got you to buy the goodies.
He needs to lend yall his credit card .
Have fun shopping with hamsis credit card .
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KittenAngel
KittenAngel


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Lee's wifey
posted June 04, 2004 07:34 AM

Baby?!?!?!?!?! but but but but but I thought you loved me
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Aculias
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posted June 04, 2004 08:17 AM

I do but heck if you can use Hamsis credit card like if it was free money then why the heck would you need mine when we can use it for other recreation usages
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 04, 2004 01:23 PM

lol.. a mix of an aculias/kitten... heck we would make the world a favour if we bought acu/kitten a lifetime supply of condoms

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Aculias
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posted June 05, 2004 03:52 AM

What are condems???
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KittenAngel
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posted June 05, 2004 07:13 AM

Stiven darlin dear, have ya forgot I have been spaded!!!
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Aculias
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posted June 07, 2004 08:34 AM

beer BEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 07, 2004 01:27 PM

*gives aculias a beer*

now, whats new?

Gorman still trying to show off his thongs for you? if thats the case you will need alot more than just one beer my friend...

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pandora
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posted June 07, 2004 05:42 PM

Quote:
Stiven darlin dear, have ya forgot I have been spaded!!!


This post woulda been waaaaaaay funnier if Kitten had said that Acu had been neutered   (sorry acu, lol)

In any case, we don't need to steal Hamsi's credit card Acu, I'll just spend my dancing money and Kitten can help *cheap bastard!* we'll pick up a few new outfits while we're gone and Kitten can pay me back out of the tips she makes

and Stefan, your friends with benefits thing *rolls eyes* ... let it suffice to say that you still have SOOOOO much to learn

as for the whole pink thing thing, my therapist said it would be best if i were to just try to pretend it never happened and focus on more positive things... like what really happened when i went dancin' for the guy from willow  

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madmartigan
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who will never walk alone
posted June 07, 2004 07:54 PM

distant voices:

*really*... *dancing* .... *guy from willow*

Huh!!! what?!?!

dancing... me.. what?!? 8

arrgghh... this headache is killing me
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Aculias
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posted June 08, 2004 11:09 AM

Give me a beer I just lost & being one top poker seats in this tournament.
like 650 or so players left out of like 4000 or so hes got about 3 times my chips.

I have an A-9 off.
regular anti the flop goes A-10-10.
He raises 650 I think about it maybe he has a 10 but take a chance & call.
next cards another 10 so like this.
A-10-10-10
I check then he bets almost 3000 chips.
I am thinking what the odds he gots that 10 so I mess with him for an all in because he has to have the 10 or double aces to beat me.

Sure enough he has the 10-K.

What a bad beat for being one top 50 players lol.

I want a shot of tosscomfertcanadianbeerwithamartiniontherocks&idontwanttoseestiveninhisholypantyhose
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pandora
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posted June 08, 2004 03:19 PM

shh, madmartigan, don't worry about it and have another tossbeer Nothing bad happened! Really!

ouch Acu, that's a rough hand, tho its not really a bad beat, playing K-10 isn't terrible... win it next time

I think we need some music in here, what's everyone's all time favorite song?

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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 08, 2004 03:29 PM

sorry, just had to make the TTīs post 1000

free beers to everyone


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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 08, 2004 04:19 PM

Sorry Pandora made the 1000th post. You made the 1001st post and the 1000th reply.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 08, 2004 04:47 PM

whatever, lets party

i wanna see some drunk tossers tonight... and preferbly their hot sisters if they got any

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