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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 ... 57 58 59 60 61 ... 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 30, 2004 01:05 AM

COme on Pandora & Martinass I mean Martigan lets have a toss beer .
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gorman
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posted June 30, 2004 01:15 AM

*comes in w/a large supply of specially branded Toss-alcaholic products*
Here you ppl go, now ya can't say I never did anything NICE for ya's!
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KittenAngel
KittenAngel


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Lee's wifey
posted June 30, 2004 01:48 AM
Edited By: KittenAngel on 29 Jun 2004

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n00bs, this isnt a toss for the poor guys you are in love with. This is the tossers tavern and here we toss, we dont write long boring stories that no one is interested in except your friend that you problably can talk to anyway

And ya DS, this place needs to get back to order.. i guess this time will always be rememberd as the spam smelling n00b days when this is acient history

a beer you say.. sounds good, want company? im sure we can get mad and pan baby to have a beer in peace with us while aculias gets the funny job of removing all of the spam smell... harsh


I am deleting every post that I think isn't funny. This may include a few of the funny tossers they can't be funny all the time. I apologize if I accidentally delete something good, but when you are hitting the delete button this many times...

Anyways, I'm trying to set the tone for how the thread should look, which is funny.

Edit: Okay, just deleted like two pages. Now we have close to a page of funny stuff. This post will be deleted in a couple days.



RSF Ya n00b ya deleted my good post damn it


@ Pan sure thing I am up for a good stiff one ummm errrr I mean drink
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Dingo
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posted June 30, 2004 01:56 AM

RSF registered on November 5, 2001

Kittenangel registered on April 4, 2002


So I'd have to say that KA is more Noobish than RSF.

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KittenAngel
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posted June 30, 2004 03:09 AM

ahhhhhh shadap dingo no one asked your opinion
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Aculias
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posted June 30, 2004 03:54 AM

Your the noobish of them all so shaddup .
You know this tavern used to be about the people in here but ever since Sox came into power hungry power.
He calls too much shots & dont give us no freedom of speech.

COmes in deleting stuff he dont think in his own eyes is funny.
Screw you Sox & your mod powers dude you piss me off when you play your Mod deleting powers for no reason at all.

Every mod gave us space in here but man you come in here & ruin too much threads,Maybe thats why some left.
After you came to power.
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Dingo
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posted June 30, 2004 04:22 AM

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Screw you Sox



Oh, That's a Direct Insult.  -Qp!
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Aculias
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posted June 30, 2004 04:30 AM
Edited By: Aculias on 29 Jun 2004

You think I care, I can be far worst then Andi ever was.
I will get myself banned of this HC if I felt like it.
I think I proved that enough & why dont you mind your own business Dingo.
I think SOx can read what I wrote to him without you Narking on me.
Anyone can read that why dont you mind your own business.
Plus Dingo that is not an insult that is basically saying forget you Sox for how you abuse your powers.
If he wants to give me a -QP for that then, thats lame & I dont care.



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Dingo
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posted June 30, 2004 05:38 AM

You Seem Angry.
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Aculias
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posted June 30, 2004 05:52 AM

Angry no just disapopinted in Sox is all.
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madmartigan
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posted June 30, 2004 12:58 PM

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@ Pan sure thing I am up for a good stiff one ummm errrr I mean drink



*Reaches for the shotgun and aims at Kitten with it. Kitten's eyes grow bigger seeing the shotgun aimed at her*

BANG !!!!!!!!

*a big red hat flies off - Kitten is stunned, yet alive ()*


I remember saying NO MOD-HATS IN HERE !!!!!!!!
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted June 30, 2004 03:02 PM

This Tavern is already number 3 on the top 10 replies. Soon we will be 2nd, then 1st is ours!
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 30, 2004 04:59 PM

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RSF Ya n00b ya deleted my good post damn it

you kitten making a good post? now we shouldnt start exaggerating the tossing now when we just have gotten rid of the spam smell. Tosses like that one can cause an overload now

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SapphireRavyn
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posted June 30, 2004 07:43 PM

You think it was hard to get rid of the spam smell?!? Well if you don't get a good fire extinguisher going you will NEVER get rid of the burnt spam smell because I think Acu's anger flames are about to catch Dingo's spam on fire!!!! I'd put them out myself, but the man from Willow is brandishing a shotgun! I'd ask him to just pull out his, uh, hose and put them out but 1) I don't know if that would smell any better and 2) with all the toss-whiskey and tossquila you've been drinking it'd probably blow the place up!!
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pandora
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posted July 01, 2004 08:09 AM

i have to agree with you there... burnt spam is an even worse smell than just plain old spammy spam :cry:

Acu, I just dunno... no more flamethrowers in the tavern please, it's bringing down my tossquila buzz

So far as I can tell here, we got some major issues that need to be resolved like:

1) how many pink thongs does Acu have? and why so many?

2) is Gorman anti-tosser, or a tosser-friend, or is he just after Acu's thongs?

3) how is it that I've gone THIS long without talking about hockey and no one has rewarded me yet?

4) the guy from willow has an empty glass in front of him! That's just wrong...

and on a more serious note... redsox, problems don't get solved by running away, so stay, have a tossbeer and lets work it all out all this stuff has made me so annoyed i've actually considered volunteering to be a helper mod

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SapphireRavyn
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posted July 01, 2004 02:29 PM

Yea, tossquila is bad enough on it's own, but WARM tossquila is just *shivers* nasty! Hey Stiven, you got any blackberry tossbrandy? At least that you can drink warmish and you don't even need any soda. But if not I'll take a tossbear. As for your questions Pan.

1) I think it's because pink is such a complex color. So many different hues and shades and Acu likes them all, therefore a thong for each, sigh.

2) Gorman I think is just after Acu's thongs, because he's a lover of the color pink too. As for his toss indifference, I think it has more to do with his inexperience at it then dislike. He just doesn't have a lot of tosstalent yet.

3) You've gone this long ONLY because it's off-season. As to why we haven't rewarded you, I didn't want to bring up the topic, was enjoying conversation without it, hehe.

4) OMG, quick Stiven, get Madmartigan a tossbeer. *Raven tosses Stiven some coins* He was starting to look like he was going to shrivel up and blow away from dehydration and we wouldn't want THAT to happen.

5) OH and you becoming a mod, Dancing Queen, sounds like some of the best news I've heard all day.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted July 01, 2004 02:41 PM

*Hands mad a beer*

*looks at ravyns money*

hmmm.. your cash aint no good here yet, if you wanna prove yourself you better step up on one of the tables first and show us what you got

and pan baby, no one would have noticed the hockey talk anyway... we all been busy trying to get rid of all the icky spam around here

As for all aculias thongs ive heard clap clap noises from the clean closet.. so me thinks aculias, gorman and dingo are having pink thong shows there for each other


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pandora
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posted July 01, 2004 07:46 PM

lol, Ravyn - there is sooooooo much I could say about hockey, what with the free agents and the world cup and the potential lock out - I'm just trying to do my part to improve the atmosphere and keeping my hockey talk to at home with the hubby

As for the mod thingy, I don't know if I would be a good choice or not- plus the guy from willow says no modhats in here, so i dunno if that would be a problem Plus i dunno if there's even a need, maybe Redsox stays? I guess we'll see if Valeri needs a new one and then I'll decide.

In any case, it still seems there's lots to do in this here tavern... for example ravyn, you really are gonna have to dance for our darling bartender, it's kinda a rule 'round here he gets awful whiney if ya don't


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gorman
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posted July 02, 2004 12:41 AM

*notices Stiven wearing a strap on and wonder's how he can talk about other's wearing thongs*
Sure Stiven... whatever you say. I suppose you'd need something artificial to make up for what ya ain't got eh?
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SapphireRavyn
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posted July 02, 2004 03:49 AM

Well if you want me to do some dancing, ya better find some good music, not that twangy stuff on there now. I need some rhythm and beat. OH, and I hope you don't mind my bare tooties on the table because, despite my short stature, I don't dance in heels, especially not on a table. I'm all for the strategic fall into the right guys lap, but I like to make those planned, hehe *grins wickedly*
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