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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 ... 68 69 70 71 72 ... 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted August 17, 2004 10:15 PM

Hmm, a tossquila race? Wait just a sec while I set up a few cameras - last time that happened here I made a video of Dragon_Slayer and Aculias that made me a small fortune, I don't want to miss out on an opportunity for a sequel

I'd also like to point out that even though we're now less than two weeks away from the start of the world cup of hockey, I have been very good in not updating you guys daily on who's in and who's out

Now I don't expect any medals or anything, but a few free drinks are always welcome!

Line em up Stefan, time to teach ya how to drink Tossquila
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hamsi128
hamsi128


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tosser tavern owner
posted August 17, 2004 11:31 PM

***tavern owner enter the bar***

***open a tossquila bottle slowly and start to drink, he searches something in his pocket , found at last a little box then he continues to fill empty shots with a sad expression in his face***
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 18, 2004 06:38 AM

Heres a challenge Stiven or Pandy .

Tossquilla bong.
The whole bottle none stop, if you can do this i will mail yalls money lol.
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted August 18, 2004 09:15 AM

Yea you wont mail anything!

I might stay out of this one... Pans got rich enough off me
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pandora
pandora


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posted August 18, 2004 04:00 PM

oh you men are insensitive clods! Acu I could drink you under a table any day, but now's not the time!

*goes over to Hamsi and gives him a big hug*

I'm sorry hun! I'll sit and have a drink with you, ignore those tossers... *shoots a mean look at Acu and Dragon_Slayer*

Tosser's Tavern rule one boys: when the owner is hurting, we try to cheer him up dammit!
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted August 18, 2004 04:04 PM

Cheer him up you say?

*gives Hamsi a teddybear*
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hamsi128
hamsi128


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tosser tavern owner
posted August 18, 2004 08:50 PM

*** chop teddybears chop chop***
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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


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Foobum* of Justice!
posted August 18, 2004 10:11 PM

I'm sorry for intruding.. but i have to say that i feel sorry for you Hamsi. But remember, just because she says no now, doesn't mean that she'll never say yes. Maybe she just wasn't ready, it doesn't have to be about you.

And Cheer up, maybe things are looking down right now, it's probably not the end of the world. At the least you took the chance, and if you still date here the chance will come up again some day (some people just don't want to get married) Maybe it's fear of commitment?

Anyways, i hope you'll cheer up. Much Love, TheRealDeal.
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 19, 2004 05:12 AM

Darn it Pandy you were just on my lap your not supposed to jump on the owners lap
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blakice
blakice


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mopboy
posted August 21, 2004 04:17 PM

hey everyone, the new Pub El  Cojon has just opened in the wastelands and i hear that the drinks are great. so if you want to come over and if you like it stay and if you dont, than come back to this fine establishment.
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pandora
pandora


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posted August 21, 2004 04:27 PM

If I were you I would run. I would run far and I would run fast - and I wouldn't stop for anything.

I'm saying this 'cuz when our bartender comes in and sees that someone has entered this place making an advertisement for another tavern, he's gonna go after you.

He's a football player, so I bet he's fast - I bet he also kicks pretty good. Plus i know from experience just how cold he can be  

So seriously mate, run like you've never run before.

Sir_Stiven is gonna getcha!!
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blakice
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mopboy
posted August 21, 2004 04:33 PM

Quote:
If I were you I would run. I would run far and I would run fast - and I wouldn't stop for anything.

I'm saying this 'cuz when our bartender comes in and sees that someone has entered this place making an advertisement for another tavern, he's gonna go after you.

He's a football player, so I bet he's fast - I bet he also kicks pretty good. Plus i know from experience just how cold he can be  

So seriously mate, run like you've never run before.

Sir_Stiven is gonna getcha!!


well ill take your advice but one thing, i cant read the instant meesage, i dont have instant messanger.
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 22, 2004 02:29 AM

Yea & watch your back too, he will run all over that BLEEP

Just like with Dragon slayer & the owner in here which is why he is co signed half partnership
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hamsi128
hamsi128


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tosser tavern owner
posted August 22, 2004 07:03 AM

**takes crossbow from wall , run after rival tavern's man***
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted August 22, 2004 07:50 AM

Ahhh! Advertisement in our tavern!!!

Kill it, kill it!!!

*pours himself a tossbeer*
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Heroine at the weekend.
posted August 23, 2004 12:53 AM

*Wanders in after celebrating his exam results for that beer that pan promised him, passes hamsi with a crossbow.*

Man I think I've drunk too much. Never mind. Got room for a few more
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted August 23, 2004 07:03 PM

*YaY* its Asmo, lookin rather innebriated too

*Jumps behind the bar and starts pouring ale for everyone.*

What's going on here anyways, Hamsi's gone running off with a crossbow - and Stefan hasn't been seen in ages!

Where are all the Tossers? Madmartigan has been back from holiday, so he shoulda been by here by now *sniff* I like getting the guy from willow drunk, he's awful fun

Oh well - three cheers for Asmodean passing his exams and getting the university of his choice! Yay for Asmo!!!


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KittenAngel
KittenAngel


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Lee's wifey
posted August 24, 2004 07:14 AM

What did I miss here?!
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted August 24, 2004 12:23 PM

Plenty

Now shudup and drink!

*throws kitten a tossbeer*
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KittenAngel
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Lee's wifey
posted August 24, 2004 07:59 PM

*burps* thats some good stuff
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