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Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 ... 76 77 78 79 80 ... 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted October 17, 2004 10:55 PM

A tosser is someone that, in a way, insults people. Usually in good fun, sometimes they mean it. Like, if I were to say to Pandora to do a strip tease for Asmodean it'd be an insult to him since....he's not overly fond of women in that manner. I suppose a true tosser could give a better discription while tossing you at the same time...so....take it away Pan! Or Asmo...or whoever
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted October 17, 2004 10:58 PM

Basically a tosser is a person who posts witty comments all the time and hates spammers.
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted October 18, 2004 03:40 AM

One tossquila, two tossquila, three tossquila, MORE!

hehe, Come drink with me Pan
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doomnezeu
doomnezeu


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Miaumiaumiau
posted October 18, 2004 12:23 PM

Quote:
Basically a tosser is a person who posts witty comments all the time and hates spammers.


basically a tosser is a spammer who sais he is no a spammer
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted October 21, 2004 04:57 PM

Sirzapdos, at this point I'd say that a tosser is whatever the person writing the word wants it to mean lol  

Gorman's definition was pretty close, as was Woock's. To me a Tosser is just someone who likes to have fun, speak their mind and drink beer

Tosser's aren't spammers, never have been! Spamming is the devil. We dislike spam.

Gorman, i dunno why you think me dancing for Asmodean is such a toss - i always try to teach him new moves that he can do while he's karaoke-ing haha In exchange for the lessons he entertains me with firecrackers (i love the pretty lights!)

As for the thongs Dragon_Slayer, I was hopin to get Acu back in here - but no go, you can take em down and leave em in a big pile down the street. Gorman can entertain himself by jumping around in there for a while, just like a kid playing in fallen leaves in the autumn hehe  (ack! just got a mental image of that one!)

We definately need more Canadian Tossers tho! Too many softies here, they always pass out before the party even gets started
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted October 21, 2004 07:04 PM

Pan w/all the mental image of me that you're getting I'm starting to believe you LIKE those images Come on Pan, you know ya do Don't hide your "true" feelings! lol
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted October 24, 2004 01:06 PM

Hehe, Stivens still passed out from the last party, thats why he isnt around!

Well the pink thongs didnt work, maybe some pink umbrella tossdrinks will?
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blakice
blakice


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mopboy
posted October 24, 2004 09:05 PM

hey, i heard that in his birthday, Bill Gates bought a diamond studded thong. hehe thats so stupid.
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blakice
blakice


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mopboy
posted October 24, 2004 10:55 PM

WAHOO!!!!!! BOSTON WON!!!!!!!!!!  11-9 SWEET!!!!

drinks are on me today!!
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted October 24, 2004 10:57 PM

*empties a bottle of beer on blackice's head*

On you it is

gottle o' geer, gottle o' geer...
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WhoMe
WhoMe

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loving friend to honer
posted October 25, 2004 06:27 AM

What it is this 'Tossing'

To mi it seem the toss it is like the heros bluerush atak with the evel amrageton (see playr Born!!!) and the efrit snowan or the mitey hitrun with the arkangal go furts but no spel castid but sometime is not so being with the spam form of the paeple not unnerstan what is being a tosser and just post wurds to hier self or get star.

One time in game was hafing fortris and had hiro Axis and impoding was had in topiz.  Mi use Axis with oter hiro skolr and impled opnet and had the bigt pontes and grat honer!  All els was nothing!!!



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WhoMe
WhoMe

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loving friend to honer
posted October 25, 2004 08:20 AM

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*comes up to the Tavern w/a large sign that says SPAM on it and nails it over the TOSS part*

Aculias' left for good, Stiven's out doing his thing, Pans cryin, people are spamming this place. Life is SO good!

This Tavern may need to get cleaned up a bit but it'll do all right. May need a new menu... Afterall, there's no TOSSER'S around anymore, like dinosaurs, they've become extinct. Pity, here I am, givin them some ammo to toss me, yet, nobody IS Oh the shame of this place! How horrible! How pathetic!

*takes a big intake of breath*

But damn ya gotta love that Spammy smell!


Yes!  True it is.  More worthy of effort for reply shud yew be and Tossirs attenshin have yew mite!!!

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pandora
pandora


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posted October 26, 2004 11:21 PM

Ah Whome, welcome to our fine tavern.. I will try to speak slowly so that you might understand me, I am guessing that English is not your native tongue?

It is??

Oh my! You can give Acu a run for the money then mate If I'm not mistaken then, are you one of the many followers of Jebus? It seems to me you must be, because you is be rulez!

I think you are very correct in saying that some people talk just to hear themselves speak - or that they speak only to try to gain those little red stars.

Your wisdom astounds me. Its so rare that a newcomer can come in and see with such clarity the way things actually are.

Here ya go, have a tossbeer one me
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Heroine at the weekend.
posted October 28, 2004 10:45 AM

Redsox shaddup and buy a beer or get out!
Better idea - shaddup and buy ME a buy or get out!!
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madmartigan
madmartigan


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posted October 28, 2004 04:45 PM

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Woock couldn't toss if he tried. He only spams. In fact I wouldn't even call it that. It's the schmegma that's left over when the spam has rotten for so long that there is merely a dried crust left on the ground. But even then that's not enough. When that rotten spam is drying up. It has separated into a few different things, the slime, the puss, and the runny nose puss. Woock isn't the runny nose puss, but rather what's left of that, but that still isn't quite enough to explain what Woock posts.

You see when that runny nose puss dries, there's a mold that grows on it. The mold eventually dies and what's left of the dried up runny nose puss after mold has grown on it is what Woock posts. That's possibly the best portrayal of what Woock posts.

If you want another analogy, let's get into the disgusting like bodily fluids. We're dealing with the ooze that comes out of your sores when you have Athlete's Foot.


Here we see what "tossing" is absolutely not, and why RSF will never be one step further than "low level wannabe-tosser".

*#1 bad boy waves a goodbye, and silently exits the tavern*

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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted October 29, 2004 05:48 AM

Wow this place has been spammed up nicely. I think we need Stiven back to bring order to the place!
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gorman
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posted October 29, 2004 08:58 AM

Stiven can't even keep order of his own life much less a thread for ppl that claim they're like him
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Sir_Stiven
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posted October 29, 2004 04:31 PM

ok

where did that mopboy go?

You leave the place for a while and right away the icky people bring their spam smell.

So here is the deal:

germsman, you smell. Clean yourself up, take the best clothes you got... steal some of your fathers parfume and go look at nearest supermarket for a new invention called hairgel.

Go search the internet for an instruction how to use the gel then apply it properly.

When thats done, go out the door (no im not refering to some internet door, but the door that gets you out in the fresh air ) look for the lamest girl you see and ask her if she want to do something with you tonight. That way maybe.. just maybe you will lose that virginity of yours and dont take out all that wannabe sex talk here.


RSF, you aint tossing. You make boring spam that you as a former moderator should know smells really icky. Its like the regular spam but has an even ickier smell as its "pretend to be something else" spam.

We dont want that spam here, so go look at the bus schuedule and go to a party... taste the new beverage called "beer" (youll know it when you see it) and try and make the move on the 2nd lamest girl you see (the lamest should already be busy with germsman now..dont have to much faith in it though) and whatever you do... dont talk to her. Just look at her and she might not learn what kind of jack ass you are. Just nod and smile and cross your fingers that she will invite you over.

whomit, first of all this aint no weirdo dialect tavern. And its a tavern for tossers, meaning you dont come in here and talk gibberish that no one understands.

wookie, atleast in maths minus and minus turns to plus we can hope that this will apply for you foobums in RL aswell. Meaning i have a mission for you, take an airplane to germsman and RSF and try to help them accomplish something during the nite (watch out for germsman if he fails with the lamest girl so he doesnt turn to you though). Atleast you can speak without making a fool out of yourself you are already one ahead of the other two and with some increadible luck some of the two might just succeed if you do the talking.

mad, nice seeing you again. Lets invite hamsi over and talk about the good ole days

Now where is that mop boy? pan..have you seen him recently?

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted October 29, 2004 04:53 PM

*doesn't think he understands the bit about himself in Stiven's post*

Waaaah?

*brain overheats*
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blakice
blakice


Hired Hero
mopboy
posted October 29, 2004 11:37 PM

DADADADA!!!!! DO NOT FEAR MOPBOY IS HERE!!!!!!!  get out all you spammers. im am a mopboy and i will sweep the floor with you. leave now aand never come back!!!!!
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