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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Characters
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted April 18, 2003 02:51 AM
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 17 Apr 2003

lol peacemaker, now usually i would comment that but after reading your signature im not so sure anymore

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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


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Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
posted April 18, 2003 04:40 AM

Fear not Sir Stiven...

The full moon has passed.  You're safe for now.
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I have menopause and a handgun.  Any questions?

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stargazer
stargazer


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hero of order and life
posted April 21, 2003 04:23 PM

ok ill stop the swearing and thanks for doing my profill the world owes me something too. and i say this to Gootch and i quote from HBK Don't hunt what you can't kill
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while

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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted May 05, 2005 07:57 PM

THE ULTIMATE MALE

Gender:  Male

Mental Stability:  14
Annoyance:         18
Creativity:         8  
Ass-Kissing:        4
Charm:             15
Personal Hygiene:  19(The Swedes would be proud)

Race:  Ubermensch

This race has it all.  Doesn't matter what you've accomplished they've done more and with more efficiency.  

You used the heimlich on a kid who was choking on a french fry?  

They've taken the wheel of an out of control bus while applying CPR to the cardiac arrest stricken driver and simultaneoulsy disarmed the bomb that was planted by the madman.

You've staked out a home for yourself and your spouse and are quietly raising your family?

They're doing the same thing.  Only their house is bigger, their wife is prettier, and their kids are smarter.

Racial Bonuses:  +6 bonus to lineage rolls upon character creation.  -10 penalty in social settings with members of the same sex(noone like a braggart, especially if they're telling the truth).

Class: Muscle Bound Cement Head.

The underachiever class for the ubermensch is also the most common.  Noone can see how a well worked out brain looks.  But they can see those biceps that one normally can't get unless they've done prison time.

In the gym the ubermensch cement head has the status of Charles Atlas.  The 90 pound weakling who comes for the first time stares in absolute awe, vowing to emulate this icon of iron and steel barbells.

In the realm of relationships, the ubermensch cement head's natural self-centeredness works for him.  He offers little except sweat and the latest pheromone enhancing cologne on the market.  But for the woman who craves the rugged man to give her a healthy baby, that's more than adequate...as this little exchange shows.

Date:  So I graduated from medical shchool Magna Cum  Laude and just finished my residency at John's Hopkins.  I belong to several charitable organizations  and love to work with children. As far as my hobbies are concerned, I love biking, snowboarding, and mountain climbing.  In fact, I've been building my high altitude tolerance for several years in order to make the effort to climb Everest.  How about you?  What are your hobbies?

Cement Head Ubermensch:  I can flex my turbo pecs to the beat of 'La Bamba'.

Date:  *swoons*

Alignments:

True Neutral:  There is no law.  There is no chaos.  There is only you.
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