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Thread: Heroes Community Comparisons
Thunder
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Famous Hero
posted June 23, 2002 12:03 PM bonus applied.

Heroes Community Comparisons

Wrote here your funny Heroes Community comparison(s). Here is mine:

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Kindercommunity


There were ten kids on a big sandbox making sandcakes and there were five adults talking to each other outside the sandbox and at the same time looking after the kids.

First there was a blue skinned kid named Sha_men making sandcakes, and on the every sandcake he made RMS, one of the adults, would make a star-shaped sandcake on its flank. Sha_men cried and shouted at the adult but RMS didn't stop making star-shaped sandcakes. So Sha_men came up with a clever plan. He changed his skin to normal so mother RMS wouldn't recognize him. And the plan worked, RMS were confused.

Then there was an odd girl who had green hair making sandcakes. She made large sandcakes and she also put her sandcakes to other kids' sandcakes as well. And on every sandcake she made an adult named Angelspit would make a star-shaped sandcake. But then Shae-Trielle noticed a bigger sandbox where she could make more sandcakes. She pleaded that Angelspit would came with her to the bigger sandbox, and he agreed. Other kids cried as she left but they couldn't do anything as tall Angelspit was carrying Shae-Trielle away.

On the other end of the sandbox there was a kid whose skin was wrinkled, and he also looked old but were just a kid. He were glad making sandcakes. He maked many of them. A sandcake after sandcake he built until there were no more sand in the sandbox. At that point he started borrowing sand from other kids' sandcakes.

Then there was a boy who was dressed to girl's clothes. He were happy making sandcakes but he was also bad-tempered. When other kids started to make sandcakes to his sandcakes, he would taunt them. But when the other kids wouldn't stop, he smashed his own sandcakes so others couldn't make sandcakes to his sandcakes. At that point Valeriy, one of the adults, was mad and took the boy out from the sandbox and spoke to him. The boy tried to get back to the sandbox, but the Valeriy stopped him, so the boy began to cry. After some shredding of tears, Valeriy let him to go back to the sandcake but only if the boy would change his name. The boy was pleased when he was allowed to go back to the sandbox to make sandcakes, and he were kind. But after sometime the boy changed back to vicious, and began to smash his sandcakes again. So Valeriy took him again from the sandbox, this time permanently. Oldtimer took the sand from the boys smashed sandcakes and made new sandcakes.

And then there were two girls, named Milena and Cat. They were happily making sandcakes together and two adults, Hexa and Lith-Maethor, gave them plenty of star-shaped sandcakes. But then Milena got bored and run to the nearby forest to play tag herself. Cat continued making sandcakes and got many stars from two adults. But then the other kids began to complain that she got all the stars so Cat felt bothered and run to the forest to play tag with Milena.

I hope no one got offended by that little story.
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Legendary Hero
posted June 23, 2002 12:18 PM

Nice bedtime story ...  although I think some of the "kids" that are ivolved woul disagree!@|


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Thx :D
posted June 23, 2002 12:23 PM

BUHAHAHAHAHAAAAA..very funny man..where did you get that idea?
and although i don't agree on the whole story it's darn funny anyways  
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posted June 23, 2002 12:36 PM

Well hmmph I think it's romantic
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posted June 23, 2002 12:39 PM

I actually got that idea due to the headache I got yesterday. And I got that headache due to too much sleep. Seems that I need to get headaches more often, they make me think.
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