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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Monster Tavern
Thread: Monster Tavern
Dar_Kraven
Dar_Kraven


Bad-mannered
Adventuring Hero
Finally Sober
posted June 29, 2002 01:16 PM

Monster Tavern

People have been asking me if im Anti Human Biased...since i made that Beings or Beasts post.....So I Am Gonna Prove that i AM!
NO Beings allowed!
The Menu is


Rib of Pikeman
Heart of Centaur
Head of Medusa (Caution When eating)
Angel Wings
Medusa Hair
Genie Tail
Elf Liver (Low Fat)
Elf Liver (High Fat)
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Griffin Feathers
Hydra Heads
Gog Tails (Caution, Very Hot)

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SPECIAL DEALS!

Whole Troglyte-63 GP!
Angel Wings+Medusa Hair+Rib of Pikeman!
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Drinks

Liquified Armour
Devil Blood (Side Effects are Dizziness and Death)
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Darion
Darion


Promising
Famous Hero
posted June 29, 2002 06:30 PM

Nice try, but it is time to let yet another tavern sink to the bottom of the pages..... see the ranting and ravings of other people to see why.
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TheMinotaurK...
TheMinotaurKing


Adventuring Hero
posted June 29, 2002 09:10 PM

Cool Menu
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Xenophanes
Xenophanes


Promising
Famous Hero
Chief Consul to Queen Mutare
posted June 30, 2002 05:02 AM

I see that there are no Dragons on the menu. HA! My kind are too smart and powerful to be caught and used in your Fantasy McDonald's! MWAHAHAHAAAAA!!

*Dragon begins causing random havoc in the restaurant, until the proper authorities come and seize him, ending up hospitalized for weeks because of severe burns...*


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Dar_Kraven
Dar_Kraven


Bad-mannered
Adventuring Hero
Finally Sober
posted June 30, 2002 09:45 AM

*is burned?*

**Gets outta da hospital and Catches some dragons for*

Dragon Burgers
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morcoz
morcoz


Adventuring Hero
posted June 30, 2002 10:26 AM

Another tavern.
These taverns can be a cool place to chit chat. But i still wait for someone to come up with a new idea. And this "tavern" is a poor copy of "tossers tavern".

Well you tried, try again plz.


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Dar_Kraven
Dar_Kraven


Bad-mannered
Adventuring Hero
Finally Sober
posted June 30, 2002 10:41 AM

Tossers tavern?

what is Tossers Tavern?
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted July 03, 2002 12:39 AM

Hey Darion, did you ever bother trying that artifact you bought at my tower, you know the one to help stop this massive tavern spreading?
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Sir_Elric
Sir_Elric


Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
posted July 03, 2002 08:56 AM

What no Franks and beings?!

LOL
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