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Celfious
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posted July 16, 2002 05:59 PM |
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*an hour later*
Uh, I think someone killed andi!
 ArHHH.. *Throw's him accross the room, he hit's a ceiling fan and land's in the snakes cage.*
Hey, he's trying to limp away from the cobra.. I guess he's alive?
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Big_Blackie
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Insanity is bliss...
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posted July 16, 2002 06:01 PM |
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*hears andi squeaking*
Awww, he's still hungry. Here ya go!
*Slams A wild Boar on the table*
Hope you like it. It's the best Erathian Boar I've ever tasted.
*Takes a small chunk and places it in front of andi*
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 17, 2002 02:24 AM |
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*Andi sniffs at it and cringes*
I think he's a vegetarian. Who wants to eat Andi's Boar?
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Celfious
Promising
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From earth
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posted July 17, 2002 02:27 AM |
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"Andi is in the snake pit"
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andiangelsla...
Disgraceful
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posted July 17, 2002 02:29 AM |
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wow how funny...little kids lol, as funny as dar craven threads
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 17, 2002 02:30 AM |
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*RedSoxFan3 pulls out a shotgun and blows off the snake's knee cap or at least in the general area that it might be*
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bort
Honorable
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Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 17, 2002 02:53 AM |
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Since we're on the subject of guinea pigs and snakes, my mom used to teach kindergarten and had what was probably the coolest classroom ever. You know how a lot of classes have, like the class hamster or the class goldfish? My mom's class had : A breeding pair of guinea pigs which meant frequent baby guinea pigs, a burmese python named Nahusha, and a sand boa named Jake (the Snake). Now the guinea pigs weren't actually fed to the snakes (rats and mice were used for that) but their cage was very close to the snake cages. Those poor little rodents would freak out every time either of the snakes moved (which, admittedly, wasn't very often. Snakes are actually very boring creatures...)
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 17, 2002 03:01 AM |
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Quote:
Since we're on the subject of guinea pigs and snakes, my mom used to teach kindergarten and had what was probably the coolest classroom ever. You know how a lot of classes have, like the class hamster or the class goldfish? My mom's class had : A breeding pair of guinea pigs which meant frequent baby guinea pigs, a burmese python named Nahusha, and a sand boa named Jake (the Snake). Now the guinea pigs weren't actually fed to the snakes (rats and mice were used for that) but their cage was very close to the snake cages. Those poor little rodents would freak out every time either of the snakes moved (which, admittedly, wasn't very often. Snakes are actually very boring creatures...)
Thanks for that VERY INTERESTING life story! I was AMAZED! lol ;p
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 17, 2002 03:52 PM |
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*fishes Andi out of the snake pit*
Awww, poor u... nevermind, I'll just take you to the vets for tetnus shot
*Andi holds a little sign up in his paws. It reads... "Please. Not the vet. Help me. Help me. Oh the humanity"*
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Big_Blackie
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Insanity is bliss...
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posted July 17, 2002 05:25 PM |
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*at the vet, Big_Blackie is dressed as the doctor, humming "Inject the Venom" by AC/DC.*
Ahh, don't worry, wee un, its only a little needle!
Now, what was I supposed to inject him with?
(too bad I can't read the labels)
*picks up needle labeled "Acid"*
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 17, 2002 06:03 PM |
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No, No, No. Not that one. It's a guinea pig, not a hamster. You need a bigger needle, like this one. *Mighty Mage picks up needle labeled ScumX Rat poisen (note: may cause excessive internal bleeding and other side effects).* Yeah, this one will work.
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want to be! - OhforfSake
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 17, 2002 06:07 PM |
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*watches anxiously as Blackie and MM sedate Andi with the help of a mallet*
Um. it wont hurt him will it?
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bort
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Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 17, 2002 06:12 PM |
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Speaking of rat poison and to be extra geeky, let's play
"name that compound!":
What compound is used both as rat poison and as a heart medication? (absolutely no prize to the winner!)
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bjorn190
Responsible
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Jebus maker
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posted July 17, 2002 06:16 PM |
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Thunder
Responsible
Famous Hero
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posted July 17, 2002 06:17 PM |
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*Grabs Andi from the neck and speaks*
"Now Andi, repeat after me, Heroes 4 doesn't suck."
Andi, with beeping voice: "Heroes 4 does suck."
"No Andi, that's not close enough."
*Takes Tournament of Honors mazine, which has in its cover a picture of guinea pig and "Tosser of the Year" text in large letters and tells to Andi"
"Let's try again, Heroes 4 doesn't suck."
Andi struggles trying to get free from the grasp but does so in vain. Andi says, again with beeping voice: "Heroes 3 doesn't suck."
*Puts Andi on the ground. Handles the magazine to the Andi. Andi is reading trough the magazine while Thunder mumbles to himself*
"No that's not quite it."
*Then shouts*
"Cat! Your parrot isn't working properly."
*Andi bursts into tears after founding that Tosser-Of-The-Year award was given to ugly, big, brown swine and quivers in fear of big bad needle MightyMage is helding in his hands*
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 17, 2002 06:21 PM |
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The_Gootch
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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted July 17, 2002 06:22 PM |
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In response to bort, my wife's cooking.
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MightyMage
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posted July 17, 2002 06:45 PM |
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Yes, He is fluffy, isn't he.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 17, 2002 06:49 PM |
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Big_Blackie
Adventuring Hero
Insanity is bliss...
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posted July 17, 2002 06:49 PM |
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*whispering to MightyMage*
He won't be when were done with him, ahahaha!
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