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bort
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Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 16, 2002 12:03 AM |
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Edited By: bort on 15 Jul 2002
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Oldtimer takes a bath...
Oh god! My eyes! I feel so dirty and violated.
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DarkManiac
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of Hell
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posted July 16, 2002 12:08 AM |
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*pukes* "can anyone tell me why I bothered and peeked here?!" *runs away in shock*
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 16, 2002 12:08 AM |
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quick who's the first mod to give bort a QP.
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Conn
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God slayer
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posted July 16, 2002 12:15 AM |
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I dunno about QP, but bort will go away to jail for a long time....
Bort, man, don't u realize that this will leave permanent and irreparable damage to kids? What am saying, to all of us! You deserve to rot in jail for this! 
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bort
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Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 16, 2002 12:16 AM |
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Be glad I edited it. You don't want to know what it originally said...
(Marlon Brando voice) The Horror! Oh the horror!
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 16, 2002 12:22 AM |
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Quote:
I dunno about QP, but bort will go away to jail for a long time....
Bort, man, don't u realize that this will leave permanent and irreparable damage to kids? What am saying, to all of us! You deserve to rot in jail for this!
Oops. I meant:
Quote:
quick who's the first mod to give bort a -QP.
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Djive
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Zapper of Toads
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posted July 16, 2002 12:23 AM |
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*Hands OT a certain box and some knobs so he won't feel lonely in the bath*
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 16, 2002 12:30 AM |
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RMS
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Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted July 16, 2002 12:58 AM |
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...well I hope the rest of you takes baths, showers or something too...
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arachnid
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posted July 16, 2002 01:18 AM |
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washing old folk, well you could all have worse hobbys like...............em.........well im sure theres something somewhere worse
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Sir_Elric
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Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted July 16, 2002 02:22 AM |
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Well at least we know what's been stinking up the tavern of late!
And I thought it was all these stinking threads.
OT while your at it get your incontinent knickers dry cleaned pee-youwww!!
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Oldtimer
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Please leave a message after..
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posted July 16, 2002 02:35 AM |
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It's aweful nice of you girls to help me in the tub...
Wow! A Jacuzzi!
Opps, sorry that was just me.
Hey bort as long as you're here and watching.. make yourself useful and cut my toenails, they're getting a bit out of control...
No bort, just the girls in the tub...Ohh Yea... rub that scaly skin right off.
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Lith-Maethor
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paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 16, 2002 02:39 AM |
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ROTFLMAO
"can't help laughing on the bathroom's floor"
...man that was weeek-ed... bort you are going to pay for this...
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 16, 2002 02:39 AM |
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Maybe everyone should leave so Oldtimer can get his daily excitement.
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Oldtimer
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posted July 16, 2002 02:43 AM |
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Rub a dub dub,
Two chicks in my tub,
What's an old man to do?
They rub me,
and scrub me,
And give me a smile,
You wish you were me, don't you?
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 16, 2002 02:44 AM |
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
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Having a bad hair day.
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posted July 16, 2002 02:49 AM |
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I'm amazed this got a QP lol
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Oldtimer
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posted July 16, 2002 02:52 AM |
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I've got two ladies who want to bathe me,
Yes, I've got two ladies, oh so willing to please,
They make the days so nice to fulfill,
Oh boy, the nights, man what a thrill,
I've got two ladies to keep me clean,
But they make me feel so dirty...
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 16, 2002 02:56 AM |
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Two ladies,
Two ladies,
And OT's the only man.
He likes it.
They like it.
This two for one.
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Dar_Kraven
Bad-mannered
Adventuring Hero
Finally Sober
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posted July 16, 2002 03:17 AM |
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This Is B.S. If I made this post, i would be flamed to death.
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