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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 16, 2002 03:21 AM |
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You have to remember, Dar, that it depends on the mod on duty at the time. Lith has, um.. a unique sense of humour.
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RMS
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Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted July 16, 2002 03:54 AM |
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Open up your eyes. Smell the sweet roses. Ah, what a wonderful air.
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bort
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Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 16, 2002 04:23 AM |
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It's aweful nice of you girls to help me in the tub...
No bort, just the girls in the tub...Ohh Yea... rub that scaly skin right off.
Tub??? Tub??? Why do you keep calling it a tub? That's a public Koi pond that you're sloughing your dead skin off into! The poor fish are dead, (some of them were quite valuable, you know) children are crying, some lady just called the police and a rather seedy looking hobo seems to have taken quite an interest in you there, OT old boy. Or maybe he just wants one of the fish. Never can tell for sure with hobos.
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted July 16, 2002 05:01 AM |
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*Hands OT a certain box and some knobs so he won't feel lonely in the bath*
\Djive wow I would never have guessed 
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 16, 2002 06:32 AM |
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I said -QP not + QP. ACK!!!!
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Thunder
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Famous Hero
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posted July 16, 2002 10:53 AM |
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*Takes Cat out of Oldtimer's bath. And puts her on the kitchen to wash dishes.'
Sorry Oldtimer, but Cat has some dishes to do. Besides, she's too young for you, Oldtimer. Have fun with that ugly gnoll witch, will you?
Oh, watch out that she doesn't turn you into a toad.
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted July 16, 2002 11:40 AM |
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*zaps the dishes clean magically*
*Cat returns to the bath*
*chains Thunder to a pole, and forces him to scrub my back, he'll then get to work on Cat and Oldtimer*
Don't worry Thunder, I'll release you when you have served for 1 year. If you serve well you will not be turned into a Toad at the end of your service.
Did you seriously think you'd get away with calling me bad words?
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Pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted July 16, 2002 11:44 AM |
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*Hands over a rubber duck to Djive*
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 16, 2002 12:05 PM |
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::hands a rubber toad to Djive::
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Djive
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Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted July 16, 2002 12:14 PM |
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Ah... presents! That Toad looks very nice Lord Woock. You really know what gifts to give....
Perhaps time to re-open the Temple of Worship... We could make public baths the new attraction... Seems to be the new fashion.
I don't know what some members are complaining about... The mods roll around laughing on the bathroom floor. Of course the thread gets +QPs. Everybody is laughing hysteriacally.
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 16, 2002 12:29 PM |
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*turns the shower on full blast and points it at Hexa*
Mwahahaha... want a loofah togo with that? Don't think you mods escape bathtime.. you are the dirtiest of all 
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Thunder
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Famous Hero
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posted July 16, 2002 03:35 PM |
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*Notices that his avatar is chained.*
*Makes his avatar to vanish*
*Takes Djive's hoolabooga staff, which she uses to fool mortals and to turn people toads.'
*Turns things back to normal. So Djive is having a bath with Oldtimer and Cat is washing dishes.*
Djive, I tried to be polite here. Calling you ugly is better than calling you hideous, right?
Oh, and I am sure you are really pretty ............ by gnoll standards.
Remember not to toy around with real god. I will always come up with better taunts. When I'm in proper mood.
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted July 16, 2002 04:01 PM |
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The arcane powers of the staff was way too powerful for such a third rate God as Thunder to handle.
When he touched it he feel into sleep and had some cozy dreams.
Of course, I can't have the servants trying to steal my wand so I place Thunder under the sink of our Bath. Soon he'll get a wet surprise. Until then he can dream on.
Now, I can't have the servants saying that I'm anything less than stunningly beautiful (even if they're dreaming), so in retribution I turn Thunder into a truly hideous beast.
Sweet dreams Thunder... Awaking will be grim...
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 16, 2002 04:25 PM |
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gol' darnit! I finally think I've got some special alone time with Oldtimer - I ran a bubble bath, lit scented candles (they smell like lavender or cinnamon and are all pastel colored), chilled some champagne, to make sure that everything was perfect. I slip off to get the champagne glasses and what do I see when I come back?
Some hussy is washing dishes, a hyena headed thing is in the bath with OT, some genie or whatever that is is chained underneath the sink and everybody and their grandma has pulled up lawn chairs to watch the proceedings! Honestly, doesn't anybody knock anymore? But thanks for washing the dishes, I really appreciate it.
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Thunder
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Famous Hero
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posted July 16, 2002 04:32 PM |
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It seems that you got my clone afterall, well it didn't possess more than a marginal of my power. My own power is more than enough to handle these things.
*Utters a word*
*Hoolabooga staff is now broken*
*The power of false goddesses has been trapped for long in the box oldman foolishly worships, so Djive is powerless when Thunder casts some mushrooms into her toes, some knots into Djive's arms, some pimples into her face and transforms Djive's skin to more greenish look.*
I wonder if your fellow gnolls admire your new outstanding look, Djive. I hope you enjoy it. I'm sure Oldtimer will.
*Casts a mirror into Djive's hand.*
*Djive looks into mirror, screams hysterically and faints*
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted July 16, 2002 04:35 PM |
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Edited By: Djive on 16 Jul 2002
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Who are you calling Hyena?
*zap*
Bort looks at a mirror and is aghast to find a huge green slimy toad in the entrance to the bathroom.
*ribbiittt*
It was nice of you to arrange all the things, but show some discretion in what you call your guests.
I hope next time you will be able to recognize a Gnoll when you see one.
*bort jumps away, leaving a pool of green slime at the entrance of the bath room*
Thunder is still dreaming... Now about clones and mirror images... Djive changes Thunder's appearance so he developes all the disfigurements he wanted Djive to have.
Be careful what you wish on others. It may happen to yourself.
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bort
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Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 16, 2002 04:45 PM |
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Quote:
Bort looks at a mirror and is aghast to find a huge green slimy toad in the entrance to the bathroom.
Bort sends thank you note to hyena thing. In this case the spell used by hyena thing should be classified as "cosmetic surgery."
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted July 16, 2002 05:19 PM |
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LOL this is just like we fought around at kindergarten
"pang pang, now youre dead!
- NO! you are dead pang!
- No i said it first and my weapon looks much cooler than yours
- Yes but you are ugly!
- Im ugly? ima gonna show you
- HAHA well my gun is much stronger than both of you so you are both dead!
- You mind your own buisness dumbass
- Yeah where did you come from stupid?"
...and so on
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 17, 2002 02:38 AM |
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*Hands Djive a hair drier and it turns it on.*
Djive is electricuted and turns into a toad.
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted July 17, 2002 09:39 AM |
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You're joking! I would never turn on that mechanical contraption!
Why use simple machines when you have the magics of a powerful Goddess to wowork wonders.
And besides, I'm not finished bathing yet. I'm staying in the bath and donating the machine to whoever wants it. Perhaps Conn can trade it away in his shop.
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