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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tits or Ass?
Thread: Tits or Ass? This thread is 9 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 · «PREV / NEXT»
Dajek
Dajek


Known Hero
Psychedelic Knight
posted July 17, 2002 10:51 PM

Hey, Cat! That Ass`n`titties-joke was really one of the bestones @ HC!! I thank u for that! ...and choose the donkey...
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Cat
Cat


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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted July 17, 2002 10:58 PM

Okay.... I bring you... lots of ass!!


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DonGio
DonGio


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of Clear Water Mountain Clan
posted July 17, 2002 11:00 PM

The ass.

The ass can be so much worse than the tits. Tits are tits, you know. Or mostly, anyway. But if the ass is all fat, all ugly, that's... err... not so good.


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Rae
Rae

Tavern Dweller
Sexy Newbie
posted July 17, 2002 11:02 PM

well i have neva had ne complaints about my arse!!!!!

Or my tits!

so there
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Rhombus
Rhombus


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posted July 17, 2002 11:28 PM

Quote:
Okay.... I bring you... lots of ass!!




Yay!.. thanks Cat..
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Rae
Rae

Tavern Dweller
Sexy Newbie
posted July 17, 2002 11:41 PM

noone wants to talk to me despite the fact that my ass is the best out of the three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CraigHack
CraigHack


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Have fantasies, will travel...
posted July 18, 2002 12:44 AM

I am the official ass judge here

***Craig flashes badge***

I need to see more!

Additional ass pix may be sent to my e-mail addy!
*please*
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Dutchyraph
Dutchyraph


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posted July 18, 2002 01:30 AM

Quote:
noone wants to talk to me despite the fact that my ass is the best out of the three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Don't worry, nobody wants to talk to me either... I think that's what happens here when you're a noobie.  Welcome in the club!
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted July 18, 2002 01:32 AM

Pathetic, now instead of being fair everyone wants to play favortism & even give QP lol really pathetic.
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Sir_Elric
Sir_Elric


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posted July 18, 2002 04:05 AM
Edited By: Sir_Elric on 18 Jul 2002

Just an Ass!


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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted July 18, 2002 04:19 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 17 Jul 2002

I personally voted for tits, because sometimes asses are covered in cottage cheese.
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Celfious
Celfious


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From earth
posted July 18, 2002 04:59 AM

I vote for Raes ***!

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Oldtimer
Oldtimer


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Please leave a message after..
posted July 18, 2002 07:30 PM

Hey Sox, as long as we're talking about asses, your signature makes an ass out of u & ming.  Now on the other hand if you assume, you might make an ass of u & me.

(Just your friendly neighborhood cliched joke correcter)
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DonGio
DonGio


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of Clear Water Mountain Clan
posted July 18, 2002 09:10 PM

Hey, Dutchyraph. I'll talk to you. Just IM me. Or make an interesting thread, or a question thread (which if a serious question, I will answer to the best of my knowledge). Haven't seen you being ignored all that much. La.la.la.la.

Back on topic. Noone is serious! This is important! Be serious!

Tit and ass well
DonGio
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


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Also known as Nobris Agni
posted July 19, 2002 03:19 AM

Cat, I agree with you. Tits are a species of small bird and not just the name for the woman's private parts. The ass is more commonly called a donkey, but I get the picture.
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Fan of Red Sox
posted July 19, 2002 05:03 AM

For all of you ass-lovers:

Do you like them big and round (different than being fat) or do you like them skinny and flat?
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DonGio
DonGio


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of Clear Water Mountain Clan
posted July 19, 2002 06:05 PM

It's all in the shape...(size is relatively irrelevant (if she can't fit through your door, though...))
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celfious
celfious


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Legendary Hero
From earth
posted July 19, 2002 09:20 PM

I love the way they move when walking. In most cases I like a mid sized that moves in a figure infinity..
Tight jeans are alright.For those of you imaginitave people I'm glad you know what I mean.

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Cat
Cat


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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted July 19, 2002 09:34 PM

I didn't know they made jeans with four legs (Damn, where's elric when you need him???)
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Sir_Elric
Sir_Elric


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Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
posted July 20, 2002 04:59 AM

What's your answer when your girlfriend asks you this?




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