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KittenAngel
Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
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posted July 20, 2002 05:03 AM |
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Holy God thats a big arse!!!!!!!!!
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Never wear anything that panics
the cat.
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TheJester
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 20, 2002 06:34 AM |
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You can always count on Sir Mix a Lot
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *snow*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
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wizardboy
Known Hero
Look ma!..a glowing ball...
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posted July 21, 2002 02:55 PM |
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well i have neva had ne complaints about my arse!!!!!
Or my tits!
so there 
i think we'll be the judge of that...in the mean time Cat's got the best ass...er..um..i mean pics of tits and asses...
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 22, 2002 02:21 AM |
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I think that Sir_Elric's is the funniest
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 22, 2002 10:21 AM |
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I like the tits way better 
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted July 22, 2002 10:25 AM |
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That sure is a nice pair of tits!
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Neverwinter Nights - "City of Melnibone"
Direct connect - ausnwn2.dyndns.org:5121
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andiangelsla...
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
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posted July 22, 2002 10:30 AM |
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wow, man sir elric what a post..."that is a nice pair of tits"...thats the kind of posts that should be rewarded with a QP...like the whole thread btw, its funny to watch you discussing what is better...lets tape it, and give a 10year old to listen, i bet he will laugh his ass off and get really horny...lmao
he will go out the street and toss around...TITS OR ASS ASS OR TITS TITS OR ASS LALALAALALAL....
no really, high quality thread, keep it going tossers
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XeRo13g
Tavern Dweller
Map Creator
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posted July 22, 2002 10:45 AM |
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Aha !
Hey guys...Just remember that asking for a punishment might be too harsh.
Most of you would send a reply to show off anyway
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Sir_Elric
Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
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posted July 22, 2002 11:50 AM |
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wow, man sir elric what a post..."that is a nice pair of tits"...thats the kind of posts that should be rewarded with a QP...like the whole thread btw, its funny to watch you discussing what is better...lets tape it, and give a 10year old to listen, i bet he will laugh his ass off and get really horny...lmao
he will go out the street and toss around...TITS OR ASS ASS OR TITS TITS OR ASS LALALAALALAL....
no really, high quality thread, keep it going tossers
Open a window I think you left the gas on!
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Neverwinter Nights - "City of Melnibone"
Direct connect - ausnwn2.dyndns.org:5121
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Rhombus
Hired Hero
Paladin of Aozos
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posted July 22, 2002 02:08 PM |
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I like the tits way better
Me too... tits are much cuter..
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 22, 2002 03:20 PM |
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Especially for rhombus 
he just LOVES tits
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arachnid
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 22, 2002 08:06 PM |
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bah!
ive got more important things to discuss like.......................em...............whats the better toilet?
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 22, 2002 08:20 PM |
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Omg..
One is cooler, the other's more addicting.
Perhap's an ultimate could be disscussed. it shuraz hell could.
TNA, and Fish tank's computer's, fridge, ashtray, keg?
Ge
*split*
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 22, 2002 09:52 PM |
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 22, 2002 09:55 PM |
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I like the tits way better
Are those tits real? I'm not convinced. I think I would need to feel them for myself.
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Rhombus
Hired Hero
Paladin of Aozos
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posted July 22, 2002 11:31 PM |
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Quote:
Especially for rhombus
he just LOVES tits
Yay!.. Thanks!.. *stares at the tits*
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wizardboy
Known Hero
Look ma!..a glowing ball...
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posted July 23, 2002 12:37 PM |
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wow! five tits at once....how many more could u want.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 23, 2002 10:07 PM |
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I'd want 5 hands.
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted July 23, 2002 10:39 PM |
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Hmm...5?! That sounds disturbing...Somewhow, i always thought you can only have even numbers when it comes to tits...
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andiangelsla...
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
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posted July 23, 2002 10:41 PM |
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cant someone finally close that toss? or is this really needed...
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