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Cat
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posted July 31, 2002 01:50 AM |
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*puts knickers back on and glares at Bort*
No, you had your chance.. all you needed to do was say I was inventive.. but no, you had to say I mangled...
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bort
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Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 31, 2002 01:54 AM |
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You never hypohitisis,ed any theories about girls giving themselves blackeyes from flying boobs, Aculias.. I'm sure I would have remembered if you did...? lol
Either that, or you're commanding me to help you overthrow the Egyptian pantheon...
(and now the truth comes out! My real name is Ed!)
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 31, 2002 01:56 AM |
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did I really spell it like that?
Hmm.. better lay off the glue... oh and Bort.. got a surprise for you.... 
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 31, 2002 02:03 AM |
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This will add some clairty to the Cat-And-Bort show...
Bort's original post which we keep refering to, for a loong time ago (last september):-
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As an analogy, let me put it this way, Heroes Community is sort of like a party being thrown by Val at his house. He's even generous enough to let anyone off the street come in. He just asks people to follow a few rules : 1. Use drink coasters, because he handmade all the furniture 2. Don't put your feet on the furniture 3. Don't harass other guests and 4. Don't have sex with his dog. Then two people, let's call them "Le Diable" and "Paint-me-car." They proceed not to use drink coasters-
Val : Please use drink coasters
Le Diable : **** you, you can't tell me what to do! You're not the boss of me. I can do what I want!
Val, however, lets it slide.
They then jump up and down on the sofa-
Val : Please do not jump on the sofa
Paint-me-car : WHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOURE STOOPID.
Val once again lets it slide.
They then proceed to harass other guests-
Paint-me-car : I HATE YOU! YOURE GREEN!
Anonymous green guest : Oh, shut the hell up.
Paint-me-car : SEE! SHE ATTACK ME! WHY YOU DO THAT? IT OKAY FOR ME, I"M FIFTEEN! THAT MAKES IT ALL OKAY!
Val lets it slide.
Then, Val sees his dog limping in, obviously having trouble walking.
Val : Who the hell had sex with my dog?
Le Diable: You're so ****ing stupid! I can **** your dog if I want! I repeat once more that you're not the boss of me!
Paint-me-car : I CONCUR, I TOO ENGAGED IN MARITAL RELATIONS WITH YOUR CANINE. HOWEVER, I FEEL THAT MY LACK OF ADVANCED YEARS EXCUSE ME FROM THIS. I ALSO MADE A NEW TOWN, WHICH ALSO ALLOWS ME BREEDING RIGHTS TO THAT DELIGHTFUL MUTT OF YOURS.
Val kicks the two out. Others argue with Val on the basis that Paint-me-car and Le Diable are interesting.
so there you all go... read it and weep (with laughter). Bow to Bort, the master...
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bort
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posted July 31, 2002 02:06 AM |
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Thanks Cat... although it's hard to understand without reading a lot of incubus/wesley's posts and getting used to that delightful syntax of his...
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privatehudson
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The Ultimate Badass
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posted July 31, 2002 02:06 AM |
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god i'm confused! I think I'll go back to working on a 7 page spreadsheet - it's less taxing!
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Cat
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posted July 31, 2002 02:08 AM |
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Most of us do rememer that wonderful syntax of his lol
Many of those who really should recognise it, however, seem to be flirting with his female presona on other boards... hmmm... Dr. Freud?
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
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bort
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Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 31, 2002 02:10 AM |
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Most of us do rememer that wonderful syntax of his lol
Many of those who really should recognise it, however, seem to be flirting with his female presona on other boards... hmmm... Dr. Freud?
Wesley has a female persona???? I knew he often complained about his possesion of testicles, but I didn't know he actually had ovarian trolls... erm... ewww...
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Cat
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posted July 31, 2002 02:14 AM |
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Yes.. this is a rare condition and affects one in five men, unless treated early. This condition, once underway, is untreatable and also highly contageous, and considered by some to be even worse than the most common for of troll, those which are made of plastic, were popular in the early 1990's, and have no apparent gender...
You, Bort, could also have ovarian trolls just waiting to surface and wreck hacvoc in the modern world.
Don't delay... donate money to the United Trust For Ovarian Trolls Today...
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bort
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posted July 31, 2002 02:26 AM |
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Yes.. this is a rare condition and affects one in five men, unless treated early. This condition, once underway, is untreatable and also highly contageous, and considered by some to be even worse than the most common for of troll, those which are made of plastic, were popular in the early 1990's, and have no apparent gender...
You, Bort, could also have ovarian trolls just waiting to surface and wreck hacvoc in the modern world.
Don't delay... donate money to the United Trust For Ovarian Trolls Today...
The worst is that they fill the fallopian tubes with spam (without even taking it out of the can first)
(How did we ever get to this topic???? This is rapidly turning in to the most bizarre thread on this board...)
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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted August 01, 2002 12:49 PM |
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LOL..yes i remeber that 
I was ROTFLMAO over it
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arachnid
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posted August 01, 2002 01:15 PM |
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The worst is that they fill the fallopian tubes with spam (without even taking it out of the can first)
(How did we ever get to this topic???? This is rapidly turning in to the most bizarre thread on this board...)
being able to turn a normal topic to fallopian tubes filled with spam is an ability i think very few people have
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RedSoxFan3
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posted August 12, 2002 03:54 PM |
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5 pages of spam. In only 4 days. That's impressive. But of coarse it's in my thread. Figures. I guess people would rather talk about nothing than something.
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Pure_Chaos
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posted August 13, 2002 12:54 AM |
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I think..
..Mods should just lock this topic. The only real way to end this wack-a-thon.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted August 13, 2002 12:56 AM |
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you should go read Please Only Naked Girls read This Post! I'm serious...
That is almost 30 pages of spam. It was even given a QP. So there.
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