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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: what goes through a newbies mind
Thread: what goes through a newbies mind
2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


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posted July 29, 2002 05:48 PM

what goes through a newbies mind

i see you guys get newbies alot and no one ever understands them because the newbies are too shy and whne they arent newbies anymore they forget what it is like and they want to make a good impression here is some of the thoughts i was thinking when i first came to HC

Do i smell like cabbage?
a first impression is always great so it is important to smell great too cabbage leaves a negative feedback so  you dont wanna go smelling like cabbage

what should i make my enterance be?
most people go for the "im new" or "big newbie here" posts but people like me like to go a bit more exotic like "i wish i were an oscar myers weiner" it didnt get any feedback whatsoever but it was a tad bit interesting title

will they like me?
if you post too many stupid  posts they will tend to flame and attack you but that could happen to anyone anywhere anytime

i hope my *** doesnt look big
if you have a big ***  then people will laugh at you  that is a scientific proven fact

(Disclaimer: if you do not like this thread tell me and i will delete it or one of the mods can do it for me)
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Odvin
Odvin


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posted July 29, 2002 05:58 PM
Edited By: Odvin on 29 Jul 2002

Well, as far as I remember (it was a long time ago ) I entered the community through Age of Heroes (see the link above). I didn't create anything like "i'm a newbie" topic, just written my question (where can I find full HMM storyline). I didn't get responses with direct links though. But after that I started posting because I found out that Heroes fans do have a lot of things to tell each other

P.S. Finally I managed to find the complete HMM storyline in 15-page HTML document. Located at www.demilich.250x.com if you're interested, but it's all in Russian.

(Answering to the Disclaimer: no, it's a very good thread i think the discussion here will result in some new regular topic like "For absolute newbies" or something like that.
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RMS
RMS


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Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted July 30, 2002 03:21 AM

...could I please see the scientific proof for that last fact?
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Camelnor
Camelnor


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Also known as Blue Camel
posted July 30, 2002 03:48 AM

2extreme has a big ass! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RMS
RMS


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-ing yummy foods
posted July 30, 2002 04:01 AM

...well, I guess that settles it. I'm sorry sorry that I ever doubted you, oh wise one. Please carry on.
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lkru33
lkru33


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3x NFL Pick'em Champ
posted February 24, 2005 05:09 PM

*sniff* *sniff*... oh wow... I better get rid of this cabbage smell.  Thanks for the tip
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Vadskye91
Vadskye91


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posted February 24, 2005 06:17 PM

*sniff*

Aw, geez, no kidding!
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted February 24, 2005 06:23 PM

How come I never saw this thread before?
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Vadskye91
Vadskye91


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posted February 24, 2005 06:34 PM

Check the date mark.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted February 24, 2005 06:41 PM

I know, and that's exactly what I mean! I registered halfway through 2001 and today is the first time I saw this thread!
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lkru33
lkru33


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3x NFL Pick'em Champ
posted February 24, 2005 06:59 PM

Quote:
I know, and that's exactly what I mean! I registered halfway through 2001 and today is the first time I saw this thread!


You are a born vet!!  Some of us aren't so skilled and become lifetime noobs
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Plexus22
Plexus22


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posted March 11, 2005 10:48 PM

Ive been a noob on so many forums I don't even think about what I'm thinking when i post my first thread....anymore.

Did that make any sense?

Man, the smileys and BB code on this forum are a little harder to deal with than most forums ive seen. I'm used to just double clicking the icon and have it go right into my post.

Don't know if I can handle it...

*lazily sits back in his chair cracks open another beer*
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Jebus
Jebus


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Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted March 11, 2005 10:54 PM

I guess I was thinking:
"do I have have anyfing in my teaff??"

(fingers in mouth pointing)
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