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Bartrex
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posted July 31, 2002 05:54 PM |
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Edited By: Hexa on 31 Jul 2002
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Long day at the office........?
Bored?....8 hours will seem like 8 minutes if you start accomplishing some of these task.....
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other
'Non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and Say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your Ears and grimace.
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, fingers it, and whisper Huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, Say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
9) While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
10) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with Double-barreled fingers.
11) Demand Heroes to be licensed under the company's software.
12) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get All that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
13) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
14) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the Nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
15) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
16) Role Play as your favorite hero claiming the water cooler as the treasure you will to die for.
17) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to Conclude with the singing of the national anthem, you start the singing.
18) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you With growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
19) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
20) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do A number two".
21) After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad amaican accent. As in" the reports on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
22) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
23) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly And mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
24) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my Witness, I'll never go hungry again".
25) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in Tights".
26) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?".
27) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
28) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't Talk about it".
29) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a Lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
30) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a Very important conference call.
31) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
32) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
33) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, Smash each biscuit with your fist.
34) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards The door.
35) Arrange toy figure on the table to represent each meeting attendee, Move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
36) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and Point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
37) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are Going to have to let one of you go."
38) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want Fries with that.
39) Put your rubbish bins on your desk and label it "IN."
40) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
41) In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".
42) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
Prophecy."
43) Don't use any punctuation
44) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
45) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they Answer.
46) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
47) Sing along at the opera.
48) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
49) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of Jungle sounds all day.
50) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend there Party because you're not in the mood.
51) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
52) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd Time this week!!!"
53) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park
yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" There you go - that should keep you all busy!
54) Play Heroes at work
There that should keep you all busy for a little while, in accordance with the Prophecy.
<clamps hands over ears and grimaces>
Edit by Hexa: Qp applied for making me LMAO at a working day!@
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Hexa
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posted July 31, 2002 06:44 PM |
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ROTFLMAO
I wil try some of those tomorrow!@
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bartrex
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 31, 2002 06:48 PM |
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I'm thinking of league play, assign point values then at the end of tomorrow we reveal our scores/stories.....I've got the bob thing down to 26 minutes! In accordance with the
Prophecy.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 31, 2002 06:49 PM |
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That is hilarious. I should try some of that stuff some time.
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want to be! - OhforfSake
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insatiable
Supreme Hero
Ultimate N00bidity
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posted July 31, 2002 07:35 PM |
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eehmm...
No54 seems familiar..
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted August 31, 2002 03:19 AM |
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55.) Download this song. Burn it on to a CD. Then bring a boombox to work and play it really loud during meetings.
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Go Red Sox!
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted July 04, 2004 03:13 AM |
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Revived - and I WILL try some of that.
It might work. 
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 06, 2004 12:12 PM |
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What song is it?
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted August 23, 2004 06:34 AM |
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RSF's Song.
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sirzapdos
Promising
Famous Hero
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
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posted August 23, 2004 07:13 PM |
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Quote:
24) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my Witness, I'll never go hungry again".
Brilliant!
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