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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: ***The Mighty Show***
Thread: ***The Mighty Show***
MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted July 31, 2002 06:40 PM

***The Mighty Show***

  *Start Theme Music*

Ha Ha Ha, Yeah.  Welcome to the Mighty Show.  I'm your host, Mighty Mage.  Today we'll be talking about The KKK and their gay, jewish, Black-Dude lovers...Oh Jeez, I'm sorry, wrong show.  Any way our title today is  " Heroe's and their secret lives"
Today we will see real heroes tell about their not so real lives.
Let's bring out our first guest...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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bartrex
bartrex


Adventuring Hero
posted July 31, 2002 07:24 PM












Greetings Mortals, I am Diablo, Lord of Terror.  Not even death can save you from me now.  I shall render the flesh from your bone.....alright, I confess.  I am evil and enjoy harvesting souls for my legions, but to tell you the truth, my real passion is in crochet.  Nothing makes my blood boil with pleasure more than crafting a diabolic afghan or doily for my little legions of the undead.  Where do you think my followers get those great outfits and doilies for their nightstands.  They can also serve as coasters.  I wouldn't want to damage my redwood coffee table with blood stains from my goblet.  It's hard enough to keep anything from burning.




Pretty nice eh mortals?  I find this sky blue offset a soul stone perfectly...









Time for me to go, an amazon warrior bekkons my rath.  But less you want me to end your miserable exsistence right here, you'll goto [url]www.kmart.com[/url] and buy my products!  Look under Martha.

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"In God we trust, all others bring data"

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Nebuka
Nebuka


Promising
Supreme Hero
Save me Jebus!
posted July 31, 2002 07:35 PM

Aaahh, sidescroll!!!

Kill it!!! Kill it now!!!
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Asmodean
Asmodean


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted April 04, 2004 10:40 PM

Two can play at that game
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted April 05, 2004 11:14 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 5 Apr 2004

thread cleaned
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Go Red Sox!

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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 06, 2004 03:41 AM

Bring out the second person!!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted May 29, 2004 12:53 AM

And we're back.  Our next guest is...oh Jesus Christ...you gotta be kidding me...uhhh...heh heh, is me.
Well, might as well get this out in the open.
Yes it's true.
I really am very good looking.  The ladies swarm around me.  I have to beat them off (though I don't know why anyone would do that).  In my spare time I train my bulging muscles by working out extensivly.
My American charm only adds to this already great guy.
Thank-you.
We'll return after this short commercial break.
____________
Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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pandora
pandora


Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted August 21, 2004 03:02 AM

wow, that may have been the longest commercial break ever!

revived
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 21, 2004 04:47 AM

They just want your healing
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Dreaming of a Better World

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted June 30, 2006 05:16 PM

Annnnnnnd were back folks.  Wow, those commercials seem to get longer and longer.
At this point in the show we're going to take some members from the audience and parade them...I mean "display" them for the others to see.  What this actually means is the Producers have cut my funding so in an attempt to keep this thing rolling (being the first show and all) I'm going to exploit you, the viewers.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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pandora
pandora


Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted June 30, 2006 05:43 PM

Will this be coming before or after the scheduled 2 year commercial break?
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted June 30, 2006 05:51 PM

Let's give a round of applause for our next guest  Paaaaaannnnnndora.
Pandora happens to be a moderator here at the HC just like the very sexy and beautiful me.
So Pandora, tell us, what is it like dealing with this group of SPAMers day in and day out?
Does it thrill you to not only see them here in the Tavern but the Wolcanic Vastelands as well?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 01, 2006 08:43 AM

I am Trogdor and I claim to be the god of all of you.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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TNT_Addict
TNT_Addict


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted July 01, 2006 09:22 AM

*Suddenly a vioent and outraged but surprisingly good looking audience member throws a rotten tomato at Pandora which misses and hits MightyMage instead*

Boo! Boo! Boo! The threads down in the VW are art forms and she just deletes them at her own free will! Boo! Boo! Boo!

So what if she tabledances well at the tavern and wears pink thongs, I do too but it doesn't give me the right to delete any threads!
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Please
click and help me out!! Thanks!!

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted July 01, 2006 10:46 AM

*But then all of a sudden a slightly better looking host chucks rotten worm invested apples back at the audience member*

That may be true sir but...uh...wait what were you saying again?  Oh well must not have been important.  Don't worry sir, you will be exploited...I mean displayed shortly at which point my executive producer will be handing out rotten fruits to the remaining audience to chuck up onstage as a ratings booster...er I mean fun little ploy.  Yeah.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 02, 2006 09:12 AM

Quote:
*Suddenly a vioent and outraged but surprisingly good looking audience member throws a rotten tomato at Pandora which misses and hits MightyMage instead*

Boo! Boo! Boo! The threads down in the VW are art forms and she just deletes them at her own free will! Boo! Boo! Boo!

So what if she tabledances well at the tavern and wears pink thongs, I do too but it doesn't give me the right to delete any threads!

TNT, why don't you throw fruit at both MightyMage and Pandora?
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted July 03, 2006 06:55 AM

What's that folks?  You want Trogdor up here?  
Alright evryone let's give Trogdor the Burinator a round of applause.

So Trogdor, tell us, what's it like being the ultimate burninator here at HC?  Do you get a little flamey every now and then?  You a Flamer there Trogie?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Iris
Iris


Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
posted July 03, 2006 07:00 AM

Oohh, the dagron is in the spotlight!  
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 03, 2006 10:31 AM

Quote:
What's that folks?  You want Trogdor up here?  
Alright evryone let's give Trogdor the Burinator a round of applause.

So Trogdor, tell us, what's it like being the ultimate burninator here at HC?  Do you get a little flamey every now and then?  You a Flamer there Trogie?


I could say, like, hurlable abuse but it's not all about that. It all started way back in 1987, when Johnny Howard was a bigger idiot than he is now. I was a little weird alien thing (but not as annoying as that freaking frog) who was locked in a cage until the time I joined HC. time has not been exceptionally kind to old Troggy. The peasants have taken over the village, I was elected the village idiot on purpose, and I was accidently interviewed as the next village idiot on some news channel, a lot like that Guy Coma who faked being an expert on internet music downloads on a certain British news service. The sacrs are still showing even to this day.

My parents were also put into the same positions that I have been, and they have overcame this outcome quicker than I ever could. They are now currently hiding somewhere in Cambodia trying to flee from Pol Pot. Little did they realise is that Brother No 1 is now a rotting corpse in the history books. However, his Khmer Rouge successor happens to be at large. It's like a corporate version of Big Brother, and like the Australian version, has jumped the shark cometh the sixth season and is currently under review. BB IS DEAD I TELL YOU! DEAD!!!!

But enough for that. I now currently roam the lands as a burninator to find my parents and overthrow the Khmer Rouge, a lot like the neo-Nazi groups, the damn skinheads. I must fight for my vengeance. I must fight to retake control of this situation. Now who's with me? I'd like to see a show of hands, which hopefully will be a lot of hands. May my fate not be stopped by the forces of the hating mass. And now, to paraphrase Chris Cheney of the living end fame:

I am not the enemy, just a prisoner of society.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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william
william


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
posted July 03, 2006 10:34 AM

Im totally with you trogdor all the way.
Trogdor for show president
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~

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