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Pleuris
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posted August 05, 2002 11:23 AM |
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How to be politically correct
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
8. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
8. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
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Celfious
Promising
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From earth
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posted August 05, 2002 12:20 PM |
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LoL.
Those are really good thing's.. I wonder how they precieve it. Breasted citezens-a wonderful yet mysterious supreme companion
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Hexa
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posted August 05, 2002 01:06 PM |
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Edited By: Hexa on 1 Jul 2003
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LMAO I will use some of those at work this week!@
So if u don't see me back u will know what has happened.
EDIT : revived
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Dingo
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posted November 03, 2003 03:00 PM |
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hehe, do you have anymore?
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tigerangelz
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posted November 03, 2003 03:37 PM |
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Vadskye91
Promising
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Back again
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posted December 17, 2003 04:10 AM |
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lol!
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frostwolf
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posted December 17, 2003 09:12 PM |
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Great stuff...
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Lord_Woock
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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 17, 2003 09:40 PM |
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he is not a midget... he's vertically impaired
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted May 14, 2004 02:57 PM |
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Revived.
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted December 16, 2004 10:11 AM |
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LMAO great one.
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Daddy
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and why not.
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posted December 16, 2004 04:19 PM |
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I really like this "breasted citizen" lol! Great stuff - political correctness is funny  ^^
reg
Daddy
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lkru33
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posted February 24, 2005 07:34 PM |
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He/she is not fat.... he/she is robust 
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BoogieMan
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The John of Spades
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posted February 25, 2005 05:43 PM |
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Oh yes, the Everpopping Thread again.
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kookastar
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posted November 01, 2006 09:10 PM |
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Some more... {I was looking for sock jokes  }
She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.
btw - Val the search engine is sooooooo much better, thanks
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TnT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
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posted November 03, 2006 09:49 PM |
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russ
Promising
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blah, blah, blah
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posted November 03, 2006 10:06 PM |
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In other words, you want more medicaly enhanced breasted citizens to be horizontally accessible?
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