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bort
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Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted September 01, 2002 07:18 PM |
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How I'm going to solve all the world's problems
Problem #1 : Global Warming
Problem #2 : Overpopulation/Starvation/Disease/Poverty
Problem #3 : Excess Nuclear Weapons left over from cold war.
Solution :
1. Take all of the former Soviet blocs nukes as well as the US nukes and China's and everybody elses nukes, place them in poor, highly populated areas, if there is a lot of squalor and filth in these places, even better.
2. As each package of Nukes rotates closest to the sun (ie, high noon in, for instance, Calcutta) set them off simultaneously.
This should solve all of the above problems:
1. The combined nuke blasts should push the Earth a little farther away from the sun, thereby cooling our planet down and refreezing the polar ice caps.
2. The hungry, poor, diseased people are now dead. What could be better?
3. The nukes have exploded. Problem solved.
Next week : I will attempt to solve the energy crisis by perfecting the famous "buttered toast strapped to a cat's back" generator.
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Athimus_Phaeni
Famous Hero
Final Fantasy Fan
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posted September 01, 2002 07:23 PM |
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Perfect Idea! The only problem is the radioactivity left in Earth and that we are out of orbit, but NO PROBLEM! We have all the Earth problems solved!
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But I won't be
Burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As you're starying at the sun
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 01, 2002 07:29 PM |
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we can always start more nu7kes on the other side of the planet a bit later! And about the radiation - just gather all the Rad Away (too bad only the people that played Fallout will understand) and use it on our planet!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted September 01, 2002 08:02 PM |
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Sure, it will push us away from the sun. But remember, the combined force of all those nukes will be enough to blow a hole in the earth through the crust and probley right into the center, which will cause massive earthquakes, tsunamis, and Volcano Eruptions to wipe out half of the earths population.
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hamsi128
Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
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posted September 01, 2002 08:06 PM |
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to solve all worlds problems i have many ideas but somehow people will call me nihilist  so i wont say them in public...
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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 01, 2002 08:08 PM |
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Well that would solve the overpopulation problem wouldn't it?
Ah hell with our problems. Let's go take somone else's planet and start over. When were done ruining that one we'll just move on. Our whole soler system's gonna go up in smoke eventually anyway.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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privatehudson
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Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted September 02, 2002 12:47 AM |
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The simplest way to solve most of the world's problems is to create a virus that wipes out all of mankind. End of problems really
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We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!
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Athimus_Phaeni
Famous Hero
Final Fantasy Fan
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posted September 02, 2002 12:58 AM |
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I am not sure, because the men have changed the world so much that I think the Nature wont recover only by itself.
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But I won't be
Burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As you're starying at the sun
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privatehudson
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Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted September 02, 2002 01:08 AM |
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well I don't know I only know that whilst humans are on the planet it will always be the case that greed wand paranioa wins out over preservation and conservation, so recovery for the planet may not enter the Human Race's head until it is far too late.
(Oh and I am NOT a member of Greenpeace before anyone asks)
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We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!
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Shadow_Elf
Wandering Thief
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posted September 02, 2002 01:16 AM |
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what they should do is use all those abandon apartments/fireplaces/dwellings and make them into home less people/animal mass dwellings 
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Dont mess with the best cuz u aint got no contest.
Forget the rulz they were made to be broken
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dArGOn
Famous Hero
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posted September 02, 2002 08:55 AM |
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That one gave me a chuckle Bort
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privatehudson
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Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted September 02, 2002 10:17 AM |
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Methinks Bort has far tooooooooo much time on his hands
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Sir_Stiven
Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
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posted September 02, 2002 08:03 PM |
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ROFL
nice to see your posts again bort
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted July 28, 2003 04:57 PM |
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Alright, who's the wiseguy who slipped this thread into official White House policy?
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Drive by posting.
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 03, 2007 04:04 AM |
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bump
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Go Red Sox!
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TitaniumAlloy
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Professional
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posted April 03, 2007 07:12 AM |
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I could solve all the worlds problems
If I cared
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John says to live above hell.
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 03, 2007 07:22 AM |
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Quote:
I could solve all the worlds problems
If I cared
I remember back when you actually used to be a positive member. Seems like all you ever do is make the same sarcastic remarks about every post.
The shtick gets old.
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Go Red Sox!
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted April 03, 2007 11:53 AM |
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I'm gonna solve the world's problems with:
a smile, a rubber band, and a frizbee 
oh those other things... 
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uhuh
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted April 03, 2007 12:17 PM |
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Quote:
Solution :
Blimpy.
Quote:
Problem solved.
Exactly.
-Guitarguy
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frostwolf
Famous Hero
livin' in a bottle of vodka
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posted April 04, 2007 10:39 PM |
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No why would you want to solve all of earth's problems when it's so funny to watch how we slowly set our own a**es on fire and no nothing ewxept talk about it.
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What can you expect from a world where everybody lives because they're too afraid to commit suicide?
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