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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted October 06, 2002 06:36 AM |
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What do the heroes do in their spare time???
When the heroes arent in battles, what do they do in the taverns?? Here we will write short storys on what the Heroes may do during their spare time. Here is mine
Crag Hack, waiting to be recruited in the stronghold. Upstairs in the tavern, with a few barbaric babes on one side, and an entire plateful of Chicken on his other he was in somewhat of a situation here. He had to choose between the chicken or the babes. He decided to take the chicken, causing the babes to leave him. This is also the reason why Crag hack doesnt have a son.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Khaelo
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Underwater
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posted October 16, 2002 12:07 AM |
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Uh oh, H4 update to the story:
"Fiery-tempered Jadne is clanless because her father refuses to acknowledge her as his daughter. Such a harsh life has made her a strong fighter at a young age. Most people can't hold her gaze for long, for it reminds them of a certain famous Barbarian who loves to hack people apart."
Here's Jadne's portrait:
Perhaps, 2Xtreme, you could grace us with Crag Hack and the Barbaric Babe(s), Part II? 
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HeyYou
Known Hero
and beloved food provider.
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posted October 16, 2002 04:24 AM |
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Edited By: HeyYou on 15 Oct 2002
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Heroes Off-Duty
They play
Geeks of Computer-Addiction and Seclusion III: Keyboard of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
Then they go to chat rooms and bulletin boards and discuss strategies.
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted October 16, 2002 04:33 AM |
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LMMFAO
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted October 16, 2002 05:03 AM |
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Pt 2
The next day......
*at the local tavern*
Crag Hack: More beer please...
Bartender: Sir, youve had a bit too much
Crag hack: GIVE ME THE DAMN BEER!
Bartender shaking: Ok ok *hands him more ale*
All of the sudden, Gem the sorceress walks in, looking very sexy tonight
Crag Hack rubbing his eyes: Who is that??
Bartender: Thats gem, the sorceress.
crag hack smooths his beard out and trys to seduce Gem, she slaps him across the face
Crag Hack: Ugh...
After a while, gem drinks alot and gets crag hack in bed
Gem: OH YES! HARDER! HARDER! HARDER!
Crag Hack: Yea Baby, i almost got it!
when all of the sudden a man with a big chicken walks past the room, crag hack smells it
Crag hack: Chicken.....turkey.....
Gem: OH HARDER! HARDER! HARDER!.....what?!
Crag hack: I gotta go!!!
crag hack goes running out of the bedroom and grabs the chicken. when he comes back gem is gone
Crag hack: I did it again......arg.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Gangrail
Promising
Famous Hero
Dead Man
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posted October 24, 2002 09:13 AM |
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I run Wog tourney, and take care of my wife Kitten a 2 boys.
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Khaelo
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Underwater
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posted October 26, 2002 08:12 AM |
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Get a life, guys!
Well, I just discovered what (AI) necromantic heroes do when we can't see them...they hang out at the water trough and gossip! Seriously! I just had to break up a little party of three Necropolis heroes all gathered at a water trough. Actually, there were four heroes altogether. Moander and Sandro each had an army with them, but Docata and Aglion were alone together. Hmm, hope I didn't interupt anything private...
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