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tuapui
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posted October 10, 2002 05:20 PM |
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You see...it's all about Jealousy and the ability to entice. Look, women are evil. They are jealous of men's ability to pee while standing up. So our female species use their ability to entice and doom the men by slowly confining them to a cubicle prison. Soon enough, all men will be in prison, and only women will walk the earth.
But we men will adapt to this mindless attacks! We will learn to live as Gays, and without the need for women! We send spies as transvestites to infiltrete the female colonists! We will destroy and plunder, so that we will not
go to Jail without reason!!
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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted October 10, 2002 06:23 PM |
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But ..doesn't this mean men are stoopid and don't have a will of their own?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted October 10, 2002 07:57 PM |
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no it means 2pai has no idea whatsoever what he is talking about...
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madmartigan
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who will never walk alone
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posted October 10, 2002 08:09 PM |
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But ..doesn't this mean men are stoopid and don't have a will of their own?
Of course it means that. MEN are stupid and dont have a will of their own.
We are stoopid becuz all we think of is women. That is, we always try to look good and better ourselves in order to be liked by the females.
And... no, we do not have a will of our own. It has been very long that we have given our free will to the control of the women.
She wants to go to a movie???? Consider it done.
She does not want to be with one of your friends???? Consider it done.
and so on.
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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted October 10, 2002 08:28 PM |
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hmm..interesting..
I prefer men to act like themselves though..they are going to do that eventually when they get married..it's like suddenly their true nature comes up and this also goes for women btw..
So i prefer to skip the pretending part
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HALT
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Knight of Justice
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posted October 10, 2002 08:30 PM |
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men weman sheesh still anymals.
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Aculias
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posted October 11, 2002 02:17 AM |
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Interesting I like reading how you two judge the two sexes 
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Mad_Unicorn
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posted October 11, 2002 07:32 AM |
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haha very true romana  I try to act the best towards my nature so as not to suprise anybody with a extreme random action.
Rous knew what she was getting into before we got married I however didn't
Men = aggressive
Women = decieving
Men = Strong
Women = Smart
Men = thinks he has will of his own
Women = knows the will of her man and bends it to hers
If we truly beleive in creationism
Men = 6 foot tall
Women = 1 foot tall
that makes for some strange copulation.
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I guess with my way thinking I would be going to hell. Good thing I dont believe in it.
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Aculias
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posted October 11, 2002 08:01 AM |
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Would be even stranger if you would of said 2 foot small 
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tuapui
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posted October 11, 2002 02:15 PM |
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Males are slave to the females. If they try to act themselves, they will be what you call "act tough" and proud... that is why most women prefer those that don't be themselves. Somehow I get this feeling no matter where or how far we argue, Romana and her evil henchwomen will keep a chain around all our male necks. She got this thread going to try to make us reveal our secrets of being able to pee standing up.
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bort
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posted October 11, 2002 02:35 PM |
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Would be even stranger if you would of said 2 foot small
Perfect woman? Two feet tall, no teeth, flat head and ears shaped like handles.
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Aculias
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posted October 12, 2002 06:22 AM |
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Quote:
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Would be even stranger if you would of said 2 foot small
Perfect woman? Two feet tall, no teeth, flat head and ears shaped like handles.
Must be talking about Harpy Hags
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Oldtimer
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posted October 12, 2002 06:52 AM |
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Interesting idea...
I think it is because women are so demanding.
"Give me a diamond."
"Get me some baby food."
"Where's my crack?"
"I can't snow tonight, It's my monthly time."
So you end up having to knock over a liquorstore, how where you supposed to know that the clerk was going to try and be a hero?
Then you get home and the beyatch won't shut her pie hole so of coarse you give her a good slap, just to get her attention, mind you, but she has the gall to bring the cops in and you end up in jail.
snowes, can't live with 'em, can't sell them for more than a few rocks and a 72 Ford Galaxy.
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Tortoise
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posted October 12, 2002 06:53 AM |
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I just think they are far too lenient for criminal females... I mean woman keep insisting they deserve this freedom of rights and all that BS, well its not BS but if you want rights then you take the full responsibility of all the rights MEN DONT REALLY WANT. If a woman beats a guy up, she should go to jail just as long as if a man beats a woman up, if you want rights then you get the whole deal not just the perks...
I mean the fact is a foxy woman can get places in life regardless of whats in her brain... She could hop from marriage to marriage until she's goT SOOOO MUCH CASH! then settle down with a decent guy she can leech off of.. I'm not saying all good looking woman do this but i am almost positive that there are some.
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted October 12, 2002 06:56 AM |
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Quote:
Interesting idea...
I think it is because women are so demanding.
"Give me a diamond."
"Get me some baby food."
"Where's my crack?"
"I can't snow tonight, It's my monthly time."
So you end up having to knock over a liquorstore, how where you supposed to know that the clerk was going to try and be a hero?
Then you get home and the beyatch won't shut her pie hole so of coarse you give her a good slap, just to get her attention, mind you, but she has the gall to bring the cops in and you end up in jail.
snowes, can't live with 'em, can't sell them for more than a few rocks and a 72 Ford Galaxy.
Well from you are saying about these type of women I disagree on one thang & that is they dont care about Diamonds because they will sell a tv or a big diamond for drugs even if it's only 20 bucks & snow yup that just goes with it then they get pregnant so GS can pay more
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Aculias
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posted October 12, 2002 06:58 AM |
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GA not GS LOL
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AzureMajesty
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Gaea Mother Earth
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posted October 12, 2002 05:56 PM |
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In a society conditioned to believe that women are the only victims of bias, the idea that men frequently are as well may come as quite a shock. When we turn our attention to the criminal justice system, it's obvious that there is an equally shocking level of bias. This time, however, men are the unquestioned victims.
On average, men commit a disproportionate number of most types of felony crimes. It's not surprising then, that seven times more men are arrested than women. What is surprising, however, is that after all these accused criminals have had trials, nineteen men are imprisoned for every woman.
So why is there such strong anti-male bias in the courts?
In effect, law exists principally to control male behaviour, not female behaviour, even when the consequences of the two behaviours are the same.
In fact it may be that the "obvious truth" is indeed true: that men are "more bad" than women and so are more deserving of punishment. However, crime statistics can neither tell us this nor tell us "how much worse" men are than women, if at all. Whether a man ends up in jail depends upon five things: the personality of that man, sexism in the police force, sexism in the judiciary, sexism in the law, and sexism in society and thus in juries. To claim that statistics about convictions and jail time tell us about only one thing—the personalities of men—ignores the other four forces at play.
Women have asked for equality for centuries, in most cases they are getting in. However, when it comes to dealing with women the same as men where crimes are involved, I whole-heartedly believe that men are not getting the fair deal. If a woman commits the same crime as a man, she should be prosecuted in the same manner.
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HeyYou
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posted October 12, 2002 07:06 PM |
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"Whether a man ends up in jail depends upon five things: the personality of that man, sexism in the police force, sexism in the judiciary, sexism in the law, and sexism in society and thus in juries."
You left out one minor thing: whether or not he was actually guilty of the crime.
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Tortoise
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Master of Reptiles.
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posted October 12, 2002 07:20 PM |
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well that doesn't really matter if a sexist jury convicts him of the crime does it?
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HeyYou
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posted October 12, 2002 07:24 PM |
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You're making the unfounded (and almost certainly incorrect) assumption that all convictions are tainted with sexist bias.
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