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Thread: Why do elves keep filling my underwear with Butterscotch syrup? [ This thread is 2 pages long: (1) 2 ]
bort
bort


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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted October 11, 2002 09:16 PM

Why do elves keep filling my underwear with Butterscotch syrup?

Seriously, it's not cute.  I think they're trying to get my attention or something.  They think that this is going to get me to close my elf-putting course.  Look, if God didn't want you to be rolled up into tiny little balls, encased in vulcanized rubber and hit with a golf club, he wouldn't have made your bones so brittle.  I mean come on, its in Deuteronomy -- "And lo, the Lord did say, Take ye the little people of the pointy ears and put them to the 9-iron so that ye may drive them far and true into the holy field."  So apparently, just because I'm doing God's will, I have to walk around feeling like my nuts are on top of a Sundae.  Oh well, until somebody comes up with some sort of synthetic rolled elf, I guess that sticky underwear is just my cross to bear.


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Bartrex
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posted October 11, 2002 09:24 PM

And then the lord said......





and it was good

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Wolfman
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posted October 11, 2002 10:26 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah yukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyuk nyuknyuknyuknyuknyuknyuknyuknyuknyuknyuknyuknyuknyuk
heheheheheheheheh

I don't get it.
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posted October 12, 2002 12:25 AM

I hear once you train the elves to put the butterscotch on, you need to wait for the fairies to lick it up.  That is, if you want faairies in your underpants.

I was going to try the same trick with some brownies, but I hear they put you away for a long time for that.
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pandora
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posted October 12, 2002 01:10 AM

LOL!

Nice post... it actually helps me to understand perhaps why i keep finding butterscoth in my husband's underwear, glad its nothing too serious

LOL@LichKing  Thanks for the smile Lichy, you da man
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dArGOn
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posted October 12, 2002 02:37 AM

Pan....puppies explain the underwear  

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pandora
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posted October 12, 2002 02:53 AM
Edited By: pandora on 13 Aug 2004

lol dArGOn

When I saw your name as the last posted , I just flinched , I knew what was coming

But sorry dear , the puppies can explain strange occurances in your undergarments, but not his

LOL , so there!
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Aculias
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posted October 12, 2002 03:47 AM

Well Bort I just really hope your talking about heroes 4 elves the Heroes 3 elves
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2XtremeToTake
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posted October 12, 2002 05:54 AM

Well......That would explain the blueberry syrup in my pants....I was suspended from school today becuz like, i kept trying to grab the sticky underwear from sticking permantly, and the girls got all disgusted.....LICH! BORT! WAIT UP!!!! *Pulls out a killer axe like thingy and trys to catch up with them*
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posted October 12, 2002 06:00 AM

Wolfman... WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE YES!!! THE GREATEST SONG OF ALMOST ALL TIME I dunno what the best is, but it can't be that even tho its pretty damn good....

Now everybody sing along....


We all live in a yellow submarine.. a yellow submarine a yellow submarine.. We all live in a yellow submarine la la la....
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bort
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posted October 12, 2002 07:19 PM

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Well Bort I just really hope your talking about heroes 4 elves the Heroes 3 elves


Actually, Aculius, I should thank you for bringing this to my attention.  Although my initial post may seem to suggest otherwise, I am not in fact an anti-elfite.  The butterscotch elves are not representative of the elf population as a whole anymore than the 9/11 hijackers are representative of the muslim population as a whole.  In general, most elves are hardworking members of the community who are just as shocked by the recent spate of syrupping as the rest of us are.  Elves in general are a noble people who have made many contributions to society.  The subset of the elven population that insist upon butterscotching my undergarments are nasty, brutish and short.

OT - it is a shame that those who enjoy putting brownies in their drawers, whether for gambling or sexual purposes have long been persecuted in this country.  I urge you to join my grassroots group that is working for change on this front : http://www.BrowniesinmyBoxers.org

2Xtreme - I'm afraid your fight is with another group entirely.  Blueberry syrup simply isn't the chosen weapon of elves.  The culprit in your case is most likely Henry Kissinger.

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Aculias
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posted October 13, 2002 07:01 AM

Oh my gosh you are so prepared I didnt have to read it lol
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posted October 13, 2002 10:48 AM

heheehe..This makes me wonder if you're not really a woman..I mean..you wear a kilt which is in fact a skirt and you are interested in fashion. hmm..on second though..are u a transvestite Lich?
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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted October 13, 2002 01:42 PM

Quote:

It is written in the Great Book of Lich that fashion is second only to finesse.



This line alone deserves an extra QP.

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tuapui
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posted October 13, 2002 03:02 PM

Anyone heard of Lith's underwear? I heard that instead of syrup, you feel like your balls are burning and decaying, and when you look at it they are glowing green. The underwear feels like toxic sludge, and don't ask me how I come to know all this, and why anyone would want to put on Lith's undies.


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pandora
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posted October 13, 2002 08:04 PM

ROFL!!

Lichy, you rule  

Mods, can't he get a whole handful of stars?!

Ps to Lich, can you copy this over to the tossers section on the B@stard Board? The other b@stards who don't come here deserve to hear it too hehe  I even uploaded your avatar to make the move a lil easier for you
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redhawk
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posted February 01, 2004 08:41 AM

I got drunk awhile back, past out cold. I awoke to find that I had molted, or so i thought. Then I realized that I am A phoenix. We do not molt we burn up, and are born again out of the ashes. At that moment I realized someone had plucked all of the feathers out of my a**. Damn that hurt. So lichking you got A phoenix feather boa? I am now financing the butterscotch elves new venture into the cheese wizz market. They also developed a semiauto cheeseball gun for missile fire capabillity
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Medusa
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posted February 01, 2004 09:10 AM

LMAO I can't believe this thread is here again in the 1st page!

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redhawk
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posted February 01, 2004 09:19 AM

I made contact with a butterscotch elf, He said he is on his way
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Leader-Butterscotch Brigade
posted February 01, 2004 06:42 PM

We have your kilt Lichking, muhahahahhaha.
It is so well hidden that even you're lackies will ever find it. We will keep you from your rain of terror and tyranny. It is a dark age,when innocent people cannot pass by on the street with out being forced by the will of the lichking, to learn break dance moves and look at is fashion faupaus.

We are working on a new secret weapon for the next time we meet on the battle field Lichking!!!!
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