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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Lesbians! Monkeys! Soy!
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posted October 18, 2002 03:54 AM
Edited By: bort on 17 Oct 2002

Poll Question:
Lesbians! Monkeys! Soy!

What does this refer to?  Vote below!

Responses:
The audience shouting out answers in a gameshow
The ingredients list of Lesbian, Monkey and Soy Flavour Puppy Chow
A quote from Pokemon
A quote from a later, more experimental Godzilla flick
All you need for a fun night out
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posted October 18, 2002 03:57 AM

Did I leave the webcam on?
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posted October 18, 2002 02:31 PM
Edited By: bort on 18 Oct 2002

Quote:
Did I leave the webcam on?


Yeah.  How did you train the monkeys to rub your back like that?

Edit : I just want to say that I am SHOCKED, yes SHOCKED that this was rated "chit-chat."  I think inspiring or at least important would be in order.

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posted October 18, 2002 03:40 PM

inspiring as opposed to spam?
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posted October 18, 2002 03:57 PM

Dude!  It's a serious issue.  Not spam at all.  Perhaps a more benign form of processed meat, like those little vienna sausages in a can.  (And somebody finally voted for the Godzilla quote option.  Yay!)

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posted October 18, 2002 04:48 PM

Methinks bort needs to get out more often
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posted October 18, 2002 06:19 PM

Yeah. Lesbians, monkeys and soy don't mix. Bort is probrably trying to find someone who would tell him where to find his three most favourite things in life; in a nutshell.
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posted October 18, 2002 07:24 PM

Quote:
Lesbians, monkeys and soy don't mix.


You, my dear sir clearly haven't discovered blenders yet.  *Sigh* I spent 12 years in jail for that little incident.

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posted October 18, 2002 07:34 PM

I change my mind, Bort needs to be KEPT IN more often!
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posted October 18, 2002 11:13 PM

Quote:
(And somebody finally voted for the Godzilla quote option. Yay!)


You're welcome.

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posted October 19, 2002 07:27 AM

Actually, Lesbians! Monkeys! Soy! is:

The act of Filling the Womens Vaginal Area with Soy Sauce, and then taking a Monkey- Usually a Chimpanzee to lick it out...

LMMFAO!!!!! SORRY!
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posted October 19, 2002 09:11 AM

and then you eat both the monkey and the lesbi....



oh ok it's not funny.
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posted October 19, 2002 05:56 PM

I don't know how to feel about the fact that "quote from Pokemon" seems to be running away with the victory.  Children's shows certainly are different from when I was a lad...  Kind of like the way the Teletubbies are telling children to kill their parents "Beeble bot wizzle kill kill kill them all gading gading zwable."

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posted November 08, 2002 04:15 AM

BUMP!

Because I want more votes in the poll.

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posted November 08, 2002 01:24 PM

look me now how I stop threads!

it stopped...

hey floodprotect mf.. 22 seconds me left... 5....

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posted November 08, 2002 02:26 PM

Still digging the archives for lesbos monkeys and soy huh? Well i know where you can get the soy...and the monkeys...but the lesbos.......*stares at Hexa*
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posted June 13, 2003 02:27 AM

I'm quite shocked that nobody else has voted for the Puppy Chow option yet.
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posted June 13, 2003 02:32 AM

I'm shocked that you dug this rotting corpse out of the graveyard, they all can't be "naked girls" you know.
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posted June 13, 2003 02:36 AM

hit me on the head with a stick if this is not weird!and how tha hell is this important!well,anyway I voted for the 1st thing cuz it made most sense to me
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posted June 13, 2003 02:44 AM

Quote:
I'm shocked that you dug this rotting corpse out of the graveyard, they all can't be "naked girls" you know.


What I do with rotting corpses is my own business.
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