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Heroes Community > Tournament of Honor > Thread: And NOW for something COMPLETELY different!!!
Thread: And NOW for something COMPLETELY different!!!
Mocara
Mocara


Famous Hero
what?
posted June 08, 2001 03:33 AM

And NOW for something COMPLETELY different!!!

I was thinking about this time I was playing Sir Alkis and his turns were clocking in at about 40 minutes each.

My girlfriend started getting frisky and before you know it BAM right there during week 2 day 5 we were shagging right on the desk.

And then Alkis starts telling me all about his battle he is having.

I'm reaching over typing the word "wow" with one finger and hitting enter after each sentence hoping he won't elaborate but he does...endlessly.

It was hilarious. Both Monique and I were laughing about it and doing our lil horizontal dance.

I only tell you this silly tidbit to illicit other stories of...

WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE BETWEEN TURNS?

I am sure everyone has a crazy story for this.

Who will be brave enough to share it? =)

-Mocara
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anfi
anfi


Known Hero
Computer Puppet
posted June 09, 2001 10:02 AM

LOL Nice thing to do between turns to pass the time eh moc?


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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
posted June 10, 2001 01:10 AM

You had to ask.....

Hey, mocara, I've done some really really naughty things between turns, none of which I could print in this forum. I've never done the horizontal dance with anyone though, because I live alone, but there are plenty of ways for a person to 'entertain' themselves without having another present. It is these times when I often lose games due to my inattentiveness (lol), but I always share what I do with the other person and they often do likewise with me which makes me want to do it all over again. I care less whether they're telling the truth or not, because in the end, I have fun exploding and it makes me feel a whole lot more comfortable around the other player.

Those are the most forgettable Heroes games, but by far the most memorable moments.

*smile*



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Mocara
Mocara


Famous Hero
what?
posted June 10, 2001 02:25 AM

Men at Work

That brings a whole new meaning to the term "down under".

-Mocara
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zedrin
zedrin


Known Hero
Ping pong goes the gong
posted June 10, 2001 10:46 PM

What else can i say but:"HAHAHAHAHAHA"!

Have fun
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Zud
Zud


Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
posted June 13, 2001 03:04 PM

Wanna Play Heroes?

I may have hesitated in the past, but I'm ready for that game of heroes now shae

but anywho, my post, It wasnt an online game but a great end to a fun hotseat match.  I was playin with an old girlfriend of mine and getting ready to pummel her poor hero, for some reason she wanted me to admit defeat in the game and proceded to "convince" me with a stray hand that I needed to admit defeat in the scenario. amazing what a tongue in your ear will make you admit.  well to say the least, I gave up and had a much more enjoyable battle with my other soldier rising to attention.
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vesuvius
vesuvius

Hero of Order
Honor Above all Else
posted June 15, 2001 10:35 PM

the flamingo game

probably the last time I remember playing flamingo, his turns were extra-long; Melissa was over, and well, the situation turned into a Mocara-like session, it distracted me from the game, and made me lose a critical hero.......
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dArGOn
dArGOn


Famous Hero
posted June 16, 2001 05:12 AM

During really long turns..well I read a book, type on toh board, chat on msn, play the guitar...hmmm I guess I don't have as exciting life as some

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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
posted July 19, 2001 12:11 PM

Poor Ves

I bet you just cried yourself to sleep over losing that hero, LOL! (either that or Mel wore you out!)

Dargon, surely you've done naughtier things that pluck the strings on your Mason guitar! Come to think of it, plucking the strings on your Mason sounds pretty damned dirty!

LOL

*smile*



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Sha_Men
Sha_Men


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
posted July 19, 2001 06:56 PM

How does this always happen?

When Shae is posting...things end up being dirty.
What we have here is one naughty girl...
Or are you really a girl? Who knows...

Into the subject...

Well, we were making popcorn in my friends house and we had our turn during game over internet. We forgot the popcorns in to the microwave...it caught fire...

And during next timeout or time between turns we were trying to exhaust the flames. At least it ended well when my friend bravely took the whole package out of the oven and threw it into the water.

Needless to say we didn't eat any popcorns that night and we lost the game...
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LordPaul
LordPaul


Promising
Famous Hero
Crazy Bat Guy.
posted July 19, 2001 07:10 PM

Hmmmm... My girlfriend usually keeps clear of me when I am playing Heroes.  ("Why are you playing that crap, when you can hang out with me?")  Hey, she has a great 'personality'! So what if she has a few flaws like hating Heroes?  Anyway, on one of the few time I was playing a game online in that stupid MicroSoft server, my roommate came in and started going at it on his bed.

That has got to be the most akward situation you can have in your life!!!!  So... I just kept playing.  And, y'know, it was almost like they were cheering for me as I was playing.

"Yes! Yes! You're the best!..."

Thank you.  I am.  
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angelspit
angelspit


Famous Hero
Warrior of the Heavens
posted July 19, 2001 07:39 PM

I just gave this thread a well-deserved inspiring rating... since it could not be rated "R".
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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 19, 2001 10:08 PM

Hehehe, I know my ex told me "to play Tim more often, since his turns were soooo long"
But closest I ever got was bringing her breakfast in bed during a game wif Tim. I mean: sex is nice, but Heroes is more important.
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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
posted July 20, 2001 11:35 AM
Edited By: Shae_Trielle on 20 Jul 2001

LOL Sha

I guess I have to start rubbing my crotch then....

*smile*

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Ubik
Ubik

Tavern Dweller
posted July 20, 2001 05:05 PM

XXX-rated

My wife (when this happened she was just my gf - I haven't played HOMM online for the last year or so, waiting now for HOMM4 to start over again, with my new ISDN connection) tried to abstract me a couple of times ("stop doing this, you are, what, 3 hours there with your f****ing game, I want to play with you, NOW!!!")  so she used the old "head goes down, willy goes up" trick... hell, those two games where the most... ahem... interesting in my short career in ToH

...needles to say, I lost both... but I was a lieutenant already

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Zud
Zud


Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
posted July 20, 2001 05:12 PM

Need any help with that Shae?

I'll be happy to help out with the rubbin no hands hehe
should I break out my bag of toys?
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Jinxer
Jinxer


Legendary Hero
*****
posted July 21, 2001 04:25 PM

New Hotseat Location!

ves, sounds like a new hotseat location is needed.  I bet more people turn out for them if we have them at Shae place


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ozzyosbourne
ozzyosbourne


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
posted July 21, 2001 08:15 PM

hmmm this is some Porn chat here
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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted July 25, 2001 09:20 AM

Would give the term 'hotseat' a new meaning I guess....
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