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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Cat And Bort Show:- Mid November Spam Special!!
Thread: The Cat And Bort Show:- Mid November Spam Special!! This thread is 7 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 · «PREV / NEXT»
tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted November 11, 2002 03:53 PM
Edited By: tuapui on 12 Nov 2002

[Sung by Smurfs in unison]
La la la-la la la,
Sing a happy song.
La la la-la la la,
Smurf your whole day long.
[Whistled]
La la la-la la la
[Papa Smurf speaks]
Smurf along with me!
[Whistled]
La la la-la la la
[Papa Smurf speaks]
Simple as can be.
[Sung by Smurfs in unison]
Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin,
Happy things will come to you...
[Smurfette speaks]
So smurf yourself a grin!
[Ominous Gargamel music]
[Gargamel speaks]
Oooooo I hate Smurfs!
[Azrael meows]
[Gargamel speaks]
I'll get you, I'll get all of you if it's the last thing I ever do! hehehehe!
[Sung by Smurfs in unison]
La la la-la la la,
Now you know the tune,
[Harmony Smurf plays the "la la la-la la la" tune (barely) on his off key trumpet]
[Sung by Smurfs in unison, accentuated for finale]
You'll be Smurfing soon!

Sing along!! Hehehehe HAHAHAHA WOHHOOOO@@@@!!!

RUMM DUMM DUMM


Dinky winky! DIPSY! LALA!! PO!!
TelE TUbBIeS! TELe TUbBIES!
SaY HElLO!!! EH-O!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAH WOOOT WOOT w00000t!!!

BorT crEatED PedoPhiles!

@Bort I'll leave this line intact for future reference
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Slava14
Slava14


Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
posted November 11, 2002 05:47 PM

Talking about Barney

Happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a do-si-do
The purple monstrosity was waving his arms
We were falling victim to his evil charms
He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke
And now we're all laughing at the dinosaur joke

Oh boy, Barney's on fire!
It's what we've always desired
We'll watch the flames get higher
Just don't try to put him out

(kids sayin "kill him" in the background)
Purple fur was flying ashes everywhere
And all of the kids just continued to stare
The guy inside the suit, he started to yell
We probably should've helped him but what the hell
He threw himself violently against the wall
He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away

Oh Boy, Barney's on fire!
This is our secret desire
We'll watch the flames burn higher
But donīt you try to put him out

(break it down for me fellas!)

Barney: I love you...you love me

(Barney Screaming)

Oh boy, Barney's on fire!
This is what we've always desired
Wont you help us fan the flames higher
And you better not try to put him out

Barney's no longer ignited
We're feeling somewhat slighted
He's laying in a heap on the floor
We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure he was dead


By: "Weird Al" Yankovic () Enjoy...
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bort
bort


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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 12, 2002 02:00 AM

Have you ever seen "Death to Smoochy" that's a great parody on Barney.  One of the songs is entitled "My stepdad's not mean, he's just adjusting."

Also, tuapui, my post was meant to say how absurd the "no bad publicity" cliche is.  There's one line(I think you can probably figure out which one) in your little sonnet that I'd particularly prefer not to be associated with.  Leave it in if you want, I won't press the issue, but I'd appreciate it if you removed it.

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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted November 12, 2002 03:26 AM

As much as i hate to mention the CoC in light of recent events here - i really think that that post should have been one where the moderators stepped in ...

Dunno who it's funny to really, but not funny to me
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bort
bort


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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 12, 2002 06:21 AM

Mine or tuapui's?
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pandora
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The Chosen One
posted November 12, 2002 06:33 AM

sorry Bort..

I should have clarified, but couldn't bring myself to quote it - i meant Tuapui's 'barney' song.

I really enjoy some of the tongue in cheek comments i see around here - truly some very witty people lurking in the HC

But as a mom of 2.. can't stand to see what he wrote. In fact, i don't think you need to be a parent to find such a thing very distasteful.
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bort
bort


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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 12, 2002 06:46 AM

I understand.  That's why I requested that it be removed.  Given my recent statements about freedom of speech, I can't really make an issue of it, but I can ask that he voluntarily take it out as a favor to me.
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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 12, 2002 07:56 AM

COme on Bort dont go off track & follow the rules of the thread .
Dont worry I got Conn right here & you go get her .
If you dont I will & then I will hold Conn responsible by watching some contact wrestling all day if all goes wrong .

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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted November 12, 2002 12:54 PM

uh-oh...a little adult humor there....forogt about the kiddos...erm...i'll just like...delete it ther....


all done. HC is safe for kids once again
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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 12, 2002 01:07 PM

Why of course
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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 12, 2002 01:16 PM

Ok Cat & Bort I wont disrupt your fun anymore.
I wont hold Conn anymore & if he dont want to make a reply then I should respect that.
You can continue here Cat I was probally wrong & should apologise mayhaps.
I dont know sometimes I think I changed the tavern for the worst.
I even miss Wesley heheeh.
You guys have fun I wont ruin it anymore.
You know Cat I should not be mad at somethang that happened Months ago it was wrong & holding grudges is wrong also & I usually dont do that.
When I say I dont forget it was from way back months ago.
From woo LOL like from where Melina started that wedding thang way early so I wouldnt be there till the Conn shop where I was embarrassed by you two on one of the pages in there LOL.
I wont disturb you guys anymore & you two have fun & comeon dont let me stop you guys from posting lol.
I wont go anywhere but i am going to stop or try to stop being so mean & try to be how I was many many months ago.

Bye for now
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted November 12, 2002 01:19 PM

*drama music plays in the background*

We love Aculias! We love Aculias! We love Aculias!



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Cat
Cat


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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted November 12, 2002 01:23 PM

Acu, you rock!

And, errr... to keep with the true spirit of high nonsense, I'd invite Bort to begin our "Merry Father Xmas Sketch"


[NB: any bad taste humour will be printed out, wrapped round a salmon and then used to abuse the author]
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted November 12, 2002 01:25 PM

*TuApui slaps cat around with some trout
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Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 12, 2002 02:02 PM

hehehe with a permission I am able to keep Conn a bit longer & you are not going anywhere .
Now you get to watch Jimmy Deans already cooked hot dog comercials all day until you fess up
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bort


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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 12, 2002 05:29 PM
Edited By: bort on 12 Nov 2002

Thanks tuapui, 'preciate it.

And now, to the promised happy saint nick sketch  (oh, Cat, I made a few changes to the script.  I felt that the custard pie scene wasn't highlighting my thespian qualities).

Enter St. Nick (Bort) and Mrs. St. Nick (Cat) stage right

Bort:  Forsooth!  'tis the annual day of mine torturous fate once more.

Cat:  Hush husband!  For yon ears of elves are sharp.

Bort:  Aye, they come to a point.

Cat:  Nay husband -- the ears of the elves doth hear.

Bort:  The ears of the elves are here?  But if the ears are here and the elves are there, than how is it that the elves doth hear?

Enter Head Elf (Oldtimer)

OT:  What for are you here?

Bort:  So you did hear?

Cat:  No husband, he means why are we here?

Bort:  If we have ears, can we not help but hear?

OT:  Quiet, fool Nicholas!  For the hour of thine task it doth be.  Deliver ye, these products of low quality.  (to audience) But the batteries of power and manuals of instruction are sold separately, bringing glorious profits back to me!

Bort:  Accursed elf!  Canst thou not see that mine arteries are clogged dangerously with the drippings of the elf delicacy the you force upon me?  Canst thou not see that one more night on that vile sleigh in the biting cold could be the death of me?

OT:  The biting cold beyest not the only thing that canst be thine death.

Cat:  Quiet, husband, for I wish not to be laundering the syrup of the butterscotch from thine undergarments.




To be continued later when I have time again.
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tuapui
tuapui


Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
posted November 12, 2002 06:08 PM

<commercial break>



</commercial break>
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Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 12, 2002 11:30 PM

heheeh Where you at Conn?
Borts trying to steal Cat & hmm mayhaps I am too are you not going to defend her heheheh
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bort


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
posted November 13, 2002 04:13 AM

Hmm...  I am shocked and insulted that 11 hours later, nobody has commented on or even flamed my amature Shakespeare.
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 13, 2002 05:54 AM

Not while were trying to steal the woman while Conn is wrapped up watching Carebears now while the radio is on with the song "I', a rainbow too
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