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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Elf`s Tavern.
Thread: Elf`s Tavern. This thread is 12 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 · «PREV / NEXT»
BeastGrandMa...
BeastGrandMaster


Hired Hero
posted February 11, 2003 11:56 AM

Hope Im not missed (or I might just summon 20 Gargantua!)

Hi All
          Just popping in for a quick pint and see what I can catch up on, Ummm, seems I missed something … or more. Since everyone is fond of doing so I shall join the screaming hoards and “quote” some of what has gone before.

I qoute:
“Well MightyMage, I know some dragons, I would like to take you and BeastGrandMaster on a journy to the Dragon council meeting. I am a council member”.

This was indeed an illustrious offer (especially from a Deceased Dragon God). & I do indeed suspect that I would accept. But it appears MightyMage doesn’t share my enthusiams for my own invitation (seemingly didn’t even notice me!).

I quote:
“Oh, by the way thanks Ghost Dragon. I would love to come on a journey with you and Lord Echo”.

It was a great story from Lord Echo, but I want to see the Dragon Council (Pout… Pout). Hope there’s room for all!!

Please GhostDragon could you let us all come (MightyMage, Lord Echo: How about we all get GD really pissed B4 visiting then laugh when he eats lots of stuff…. he, he).

And once Ghost Dragon has paid for all his tavern vandalism and wanton destruction, I think he should introduce a few other Dragon God council members (or are they to omnipotent for the likes of a mere Tavern dweller? (tho soon to be more if I can manage i!))

Sorry I can’t answer or reply at weekends I only really use the net at work. I will reply to any queries I can and as soon as possible. Ghost Dragon, where is your cave (dwelling, in the real world (I.e. Erathia before it was destroyed, jus kiddin!).

Speak soon.

(Guzzle…. Finish…… not first pint) (Summon an extremely hairy leprechaun half breed with a fishes head by accident)(definitely not first pint!!!)

Oh dear… God (s) help me

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted February 11, 2003 02:56 PM

I did not mean to offend you my beastly friend, I just simply forgot to mention your name.
It would be great if you came along.
By the way, how much have you had to drink?   You look a bit under the weather.
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BeastGrandMa...
BeastGrandMaster


Hired Hero
posted February 11, 2003 03:10 PM

No worries!

Hey, MightyMage, No problem dude, no offennce taken, Im easy. I admit at that point I had had 1 too many immortality potions for my own good, that s#*t goes straight to my computer generated head.

I think rather than under the weather more like under the thumb and badly rained on, over worked, sexed and in too much demand, skint but contenplative and not bitter for less tahn felicitous circumstances. Alas life is complicated by half then again.

AT least I have HOMM fellows to chat insainly to. My friends think Im mad to make friends with my computer, but little does she know BEAST GRAND MASTER lives! Yeeeee

Woow, slow down there soldier.

Sorry mate lost it for a second.

I shall slink back to my corner of the bar after making a prize tit of myself on the bar exposing myself (cheer) to my mutated summoned leprechaun (boo) (from earlier, the little bugger won't leave me alone now.... might just zap him! Or feed him to a grif).

.........

.......

I'm drunk (actually at work, but hey, Im in character)

Bye.
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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted February 11, 2003 03:29 PM

... sure GD ill come to the drogon council.... just dont mention the Dragon story... u know its true!!!

who knows... i kill one dragon and get like ten Gods on my neck... UHA  *skaes head*

but i guess ur God friends r some nice dragons...

Thx for the offer by the way!

Nimrod... A Ale for me and my dragon friend....w8.... snow... *feels in the pocket* no money.... can u put that on credit???
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BeastGrandMa...
BeastGrandMaster


Hired Hero
posted February 11, 2003 04:41 PM

On No!

Just looking at my last post, its complete jibberish!

Fun, but jibberish, I made a million spelling mistakes.

Oh well. It really doesn't show that I have 2 degrees. I reckon the only 2 degrees in my life is the temperature its always cold in Manchester.

May have some more E-beer later

Lord Echo: Simply: thats dragons for U, hard as.... well dragons scales! Cant beat that (Unless you are a really impressive grand master beast master, in which case less so)

Hope your credit is better than mine also.

Aye
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GhostDragon
GhostDragon


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Dragon God
posted February 11, 2003 06:09 PM

Well Lord-Echo,BGM,and MightyMage... not all of them are nice. Red,Black,white, and copper Dragon hate anything not dragon and the others don't care much. (just don't bring any attention to your self and nothing bad will happen) AND MOST INPORTANTLY... BE RESPECTFUL TO THE POWER DRAGON... he is the "Boss, leader, head, the main dude" he is the first, oldest, and most powerful dragon. You will know who he is when you see him. he is like 3 times my size.
<looks at the three,with a grave face>
I can not say this enough....

MANERS.....RESPECT!

< lightens up a little >
But don't worry friends, this is a joyous time.
We are going to witness the birth of a new Dragon god!!!
<he speaks with glee>
I hear it will be a dragon thats power will rivel the power dragon

<looks at echo> don't wory about the ale. I will buy.
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted February 11, 2003 07:18 PM

Ohhhhhhh!  Ahhhhhhh!
Say, what would you consider an Azure?  I have always shown much respect for their kind.  Not only because they are powerful but beutiful as well.

I was able to get this picture of one.  Not the greatest but still good all the same.
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
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BeastGrandMa...
BeastGrandMaster


Hired Hero
posted February 12, 2003 11:43 AM

I AM worthy

Thanks for the information Ghosty (Don’t mind if I call you that do U? Don’t (try to) eat me!. I will most definitely assuredly show extreme levels of respect to all the Dragon Gods. Not to do so would surely be suicidal and not advised to those whom don’t want to wear clothes of finest crimson flame!

Fantastic, MightyMage is quite right, can any dragons really compare to the Azure? Better the Azure Dragon God. The POWER Dragon, must truly be the God of Gods. I’m almost in raptures of excitement!…… I’m not taking the piss, Im actaully quite interested to see where this will end.

And don’t worry Echo if Im around and I have any spare coins I will bestow a few pints on you and let you drink a few also. (he he)

Take care, don’t get eaten.

Edw…. S#*t nearly buggered up then!

Beast Grand Master Lives!

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GhostDragon
GhostDragon


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Dragon God
posted February 12, 2003 02:58 PM

The Power Dragon is not the god of gods. He is simpily the god of Dragons and most other creatures.
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GhostDragon
GhostDragon


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Dragon God
posted February 12, 2003 06:00 PM

Well MightMage what did you think of todays lesson???

bartender some more ale for me and my friends.
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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted February 12, 2003 06:15 PM

Dont worry GD... i will pay respect... as long as no dragon has a evil-twisted-mind and want to rule the world... (JK)
lol i got respect for the powerful and i have respect for the gods... and i have extra respect for the powerfull gods!

P.S.

Love Ur sig GD
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted February 12, 2003 07:37 PM

Today's lesson was *hic*  heh heh heh.  Wow.  I think I NeEd MoRe to DRInk!  pRetTy THIrsty.
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
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Nimrod_The_D...
Nimrod_The_Dark_Elf


Known Hero
PoStEr Of BaBeS
posted February 14, 2003 09:20 AM

i am tired of listening to all the bull about that stupid dragon..
please stop.

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted February 15, 2003 03:07 AM

HEY, WE'LL TALK ABOUT DRAGONS ALL WE WANT ELF BOY.  WE'RE PAYING FOR THE FOOD AND DRINKS ARN'T WE?
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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted February 15, 2003 01:11 PM

...AND it holds ur tavern up... what if we stop HUH?? ur tavern with ur killer sheepes will go BANKRUPED!!!
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BeastGrandMa...
BeastGrandMaster


Hired Hero
posted February 17, 2003 11:34 AM

Nimrod
     How could you dude, Dragons reign supreme. MMage is right we are indeed talking much drunken rubbish and gracing your thread with our prized presence. This is a good thing. And in the presence of such aspiring (and wannaB in my case) champions proven and tested in gods own eyes.

We have triumphed against the hoards, pillaged the unbelievers and cast down the unworthy.

We have quested for salvation and brought only the sword.

We have hunted and fought. Slayed and been resurrected.

The callous and wicked have felt our retribution.

The vile and cruel shall have no sanctity from the swift redemption.

The malicious and devilish have succumbed to our united wrath.

The very earth trembles at our combined disdain for all things unconquered.


And that’s just before dinner. Now desert….. That’s a mess.

So… All in all, dragons are great.

Besides we are all friends here. Garkon... a round here enough for all.... though I obviously haven't been on too many quests... chaps (and chapets) don't leave me dry. I gotta catch my Unicorn home... (if I can remenber how to ride after all that brew)!

BGM

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GhostDragon
GhostDragon


Known Hero
Dragon God
posted February 17, 2003 02:58 PM

WOW, BGM, thoes statements were deep...........

is it just me<looks at his mug> or do things like that seem cooler when drunk???

Just a thought.

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted February 17, 2003 03:04 PM

DeFenTAlly......cOOl!  nIcE?
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
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BeastGrandMa...
BeastGrandMaster


Hired Hero
posted February 17, 2003 04:36 PM

Quite old spleen, much sense more makes influence under drunk am I. Work is jam and I’m feeling shepherd. I shall now retire to my submarine to continue tennis with my Leprechaun advisor (little bugger won’t leave me alone, so I have now (equal opportunities, policy… don’t you know) employed him with a large salary and lucrative benefits.)

Things always seem much clearer from the bottom of the glass…

Alas alcohol possibly a few bandits or (not undead) dwarves etc… to consume and people to be. (don't want to offend Lord Woock!).(Might have to face his legions..., although I fancy the luck of my Mantises and water elementals).


Might B ya later…..

.. BladderedGreatlyMashedup

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GhostDragon
GhostDragon


Known Hero
Dragon God
posted February 17, 2003 06:09 PM

You see, it is people like us that are responsibel engogh to know when to st*hich* st*hick* stop.

Bartender m*hick*m*hick*m*hick*m*hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick**hick* more ale.

crap i'm drunk

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