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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted February 01, 2003 07:50 AM |
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TheRedWizard's Bar and Grill (Ladies only Night)
Hello hello, and welcome to my bar and grill!
<gestures grandly>
We have sandwiches, pizza, all kinds of alchohol, a pole and there are also many....other....services of a darker nature available.
(For those who are going to ask, we have everything here. E-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.)
So come on in, have some fun, meet some new people and get completely wasted.
Your bartender,
Red
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Cheers!
-Red
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted February 03, 2003 02:23 AM |
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Good idea, but I think it's been overused; we've got zounds of these taverns already.
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Knowledge is power...
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 03, 2003 03:04 AM |
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Aye, but that never stops buisness men in reality!
Thailand for example..
So Red, I guess your hiring bouncers to rid of the males??
I am over qualified for the position, but I'm short on cash. 
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What are you up to
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted February 03, 2003 03:13 AM |
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Ahhhh!!! What's the world coming to?!
Is this some widespread plot to rid the world of all men??
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This space for rent.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 04, 2003 03:48 AM |
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Hey Red, since theres no ladies in here does that mean I can come in for a drink? You know just for the hell of it.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Dmnd
Famous Hero
Confused Girlie
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posted February 04, 2003 03:59 AM |
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If I come in, you all have to leave right? hehe
Not sure if thats a good or bad thing
Sooooo
whats the entertainment for Ladies Night?
God knows we love food (what no chocolate?!) and there's a pole.... (have never actually seen a male stripper use a pole - this could be hmmm interesting) ....but do we have a stripper?
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Medusa >~> Looks that kill <~<
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted February 04, 2003 04:35 AM |
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Bah, damn people overusing my idea for a tavern....
I guess you guys can come in, but no male strip shows! That pole is off-limits for all guys until further notice.
Until then I suppose I could use a few bouncers... I pay 6 gold/hour and I also allow free booze and food for all the workers.
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Cheers!
-Red
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 04, 2003 05:03 PM |
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Sounds good to me..
I'll make sure there are no fights, and women are treated with respect.
Until I get the chance, I'll have a medium sized meal. I wish for well done calf steak tenderized with natrual gravies. Mixed vegetables if you can, and a large serving of fresh warm buttered bread.
Oh yes, and a large mug of wine Of grapes
If you make it free drinks and food, I'll be happy with 3 gold per hour 
'N DMND!! Step away-from the pole,
*whispers to dmnd* "I think a peasent puked on it"
*Flexes muscles*
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What are you up to
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Dmnd
Famous Hero
Confused Girlie
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posted February 05, 2003 12:04 AM |
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Ewww ummm
*pats Celfious on the arm in thanks for the warning before she ducks out the door, worrying about Ladies Nights in this place*
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Medusa >~> Looks that kill <~<
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 05, 2003 12:57 AM |
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Red, if you get some unpleasant guests here that even the bouncers can't take care of, I can always do a number or two on the pole  .
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted February 05, 2003 01:37 AM |
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Well, as my official bouncer, your first duty shall be to clean up the pole so that no more ladies are scared away.
And Woock, please no pole dancing.
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Cheers!
-Red
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 05, 2003 01:39 AM |
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No way Woock. I can't think of one person who would want to see that, besides, I'm sure Red wouldn't want his bar burned down to the ground already (give it about a month or so, the tossers will take it over).
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 05, 2003 02:02 AM |
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I said that I'd do it if there are any unpleasant guests that even the bouncers can't take care of. It wouldn't be an everyday show, mind you. Besides, I doubt TRW would want me to do that anyway .
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted February 05, 2003 02:11 AM |
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Sorry Woock, I was just protecting eveyones best interests
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 05, 2003 03:59 AM |
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DMND 
I'm sorry, I was mistaken!!
What I whispered to you was a mistake.
(OOC-No profile to tell gender :/ )
Please forget what I have told you, and atleast have a drink before you leave
If you stay, I'll do almost anything I can to make one wish come true.
If you want all the guys to turn their heads, so Woock can dance for you, I will do my best to pursuade them..
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What are you up to
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted February 06, 2003 06:31 AM |
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Well...if it means LADIES will come in, then I guess Woock can do a strip show.
But only if a lady, I repeat, a LADY requests it.
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Cheers!
-Red
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RainBow
Known Hero
Supreme Flirt & Cyber Gypsy
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posted February 07, 2003 01:52 AM |
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Ok requesting it lol
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If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
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TheRedWizard
Adventuring Hero
Returned for a while
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posted February 07, 2003 02:11 AM |
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Bah...knew I shouldn't have said that...
Okay guys, look away.
Rainbow, Woock will do a strip show for you if you REALLY want it...
<sighs and mutters to himself "This is gonna drive me out of business...">
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Cheers!
-Red
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this_other_guy
Famous Hero
{0_o} heh...
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posted February 07, 2003 09:30 AM |
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 07, 2003 01:15 PM |
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*A huge undead dwarf walks to the pole*
Thank you, thank you!
*thinks: snow, hope they don't get heart attacks...*
Music please!
*the huge undead dwarf starts doing what he was asked for. no descriptions provided to ensure the biggest possible number of survivors*
*Takes clothes and goes soemewhere where noone will see him to dress up, then comes to RedWizard*
Ok, that'll be 50GP.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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