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Kuma
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posted February 12, 2003 11:53 AM bonus applied.
Edited By: Kuma on 12 Feb 2003

Take back the Foos, US re-programming

Fellow Europeans, it's time to take our responsability; for centuries we have been dumping our idiots, outlaws and Irishmen overseas to the U.S., but it looks like it's coming back to 'US'

It's time to normalize the Yankees again.

I hereby call upon all Europeans to take an American in your house for a few months to get them back to earth.

Suggestions for trainingprogram?

First of all we have to get rid of that stupid sissy American Football, so we need some rugby-players to teach them a real men's game.
So when somebody talks about football all the world knows we are talking about Cruyff, Pele, Maradona, etc.

French Kitchen, Dutch ways to get electricity from other sources so u don't have to fight a war over every oil-field, Britts to teach normal English, Germans for normal cars, Swedes how to dress (no Nike isn't fashion).

Any other suggestions and/or volunteers?
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posted February 12, 2003 12:03 PM

We Norwegians could teach them how to enjoy the great outdoors. There's nothing like a walk in the mountains to clear the mind.
This could perhaps reduce the pollution or something..
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posted February 12, 2003 09:22 PM
Edited By: Thunder on 12 Feb 2003

Well, I bet Americas aren't having enough sauna to be normal human beings. We Finns can take that responsibility to teach them to have one sauna session for every lunch hour.

Furthermore, we also have to feed them some mämmi, ryynimakkara and pettuleipä so that Americans don't sue McDonald's anymore because of bad food.

And don't forget Sisu.
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posted February 12, 2003 11:56 PM

ROFL...this is the funniest thread ive seen in a long time

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posted February 13, 2003 06:33 AM

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......First of all we have to get rid of that stupid sissy American Football, so we need some rugby-players to teach them a real men's game.


say WHAT?!?!?!?

Sissy?  SISSY? Did he say S I S S Y ?????


Just a second there, bucko.....I got a few things I wanna say about that just to set the record straight here.

1.  American Football is not a sissy sport!!!  Have you ever seen those dayum cheerleaders?  Tell me you got a sport more 'men' would rather see.  I suppose you mean that Football isn't physically challenging enuff for ya, huh?  And just who do you think you are--some hulking 6'8'' 280 lb monster who could take a Lich and pound him into a pulp with no effort at all??  Huh?  Oh, waitaminute, you are.....um, let's forget about that one and move on to the next point, ok.....we'll just forget about that.  'Sides, I was only kiddin

B. Man, I really hate rap.

Fourth:  I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

   
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Kuma
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posted February 13, 2003 10:12 AM

A-Football is Rugby for girls.

LOL@Lich

One more thing US can learn from the Dutchees: our president(s) are a-sexual.

Our new president looks like Harry Potter LOL.
(Hexa, Vinz can u post a link to a photo from our JP?)

Any more Europeans who will volunteer?


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posted February 13, 2003 08:48 PM

Just a small correction, the Dutch don't have a president, they have prime ministers and monarchs.

And the Americans should scrap their Santa Claus and go back to the original St. Nicolaas celebration on the fifth of December.

And we should teach them how to learn four to six languages at once during the final years at school.
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reynaert
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posted February 13, 2003 09:04 PM

that would be
-french
-English (definatly needed for some. There are enough that live on Earth, but you seem to need to be in the sky to get power)
-German
-Russian
And, off course, Dutch


For the rest... Some French food, Dutch politics, Belgian idealism, and so on...
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posted February 13, 2003 10:26 PM

First off, I agree with Lich.  American Football is NO sissy sport.  Now Soccer (Europian Football), That's a sissy sport.  Bunch of foot faries.  Oh and about our language.  So what if it's not Perfect Brittish English.  At least we arn't running around saying 'bloody' and 'wicked' all the time.



GO AMERICA!
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silx87
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posted February 13, 2003 10:42 PM

Bhah,all football sux!Okay,american football aint sissy sport and "European"football is far from sissy sport,but what I call real sissy sport,is baseball!
Now that's something for fags!

Bout other things,hey Thunder,I know I'm not a finn,but I can help u teach the americans a thing or 2 bout a good sauna,and I dunn meen any of that steam ****,I mean a real sauna,where u fry a bit,and then freeze in the snow,and rush back to fry some more!

Yeah,bout languages,I think a normal person should know atleast 2 langages!
I personally speak 3.
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Commando
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posted February 13, 2003 10:50 PM

I'm sure they could learn a lot about money-wasting, illiteracy and risible politics from us Italians
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Kuma
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posted February 14, 2003 08:44 AM

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Oh and about our language.  So what if it's not Perfect Brittish English.  At least we arn't running around saying 'bloody' and 'wicked' all the time.



u forgot to add "u know what I'm saying?" to that.

Word.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted February 14, 2003 08:55 AM

hmmmm....

I guess it falls to us Greeks to teach them about nightlife, living a good life and the true meaning of democracy... oops! we ******-up that one... damn!
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Kuma
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posted February 14, 2003 09:01 AM
Edited By: Kuma on 14 Feb 2003

Ah well, Greeks can teach them the true meaning of history.
History to the US is everything between WW1 and before WW2
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Hexa
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posted February 14, 2003 12:05 PM

LOl I think some DUtch bridge playing dude here has to much free time on his hands these days.

Kind of active on HC these days huh Kuma?
This thread is QP material!@ LMAO
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Kuma
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posted February 14, 2003 12:59 PM

well, I can be on HC at the job I currently have; wish I could play also..

U have any suggestions about what the Americans can learn from us? hehe
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bort
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posted February 14, 2003 01:27 PM

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Ah well, Greeks can teach them the true meaning of history.
History to the US is everything between WW1 and before WW2


You're livin' in the past, man...  contemporize!

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Kuma
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posted February 14, 2003 02:18 PM

Without history no future.
Lith, ur needed for this. was just proven.


Maybe u Greeks or Turks can learn Yanks (and some Europeans also) how to make opponents 'welcome' in a sportsgame.

I remember the team from Greece in European cup basketball, no one ever won there; I bet an all-starteam from NBA wouldn't make it out alive there also.

Anyway, it's always better than that annoying organ (spelling?) playing those dumb tunes during games in US.

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Commando
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posted February 14, 2003 02:23 PM

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You're livin' in the past, man...  contemporize!


Well, that pretty much says it all - sad, isn't it?
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bort
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posted February 14, 2003 02:32 PM
Edited By: bort on 14 Feb 2003

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Quote:
You're livin' in the past, man...  contemporize!


Well, that pretty much says it all - sad, isn't it?


It's called a joke.  Ha ha funny.

Besides, if anybody can teach anybody else about history, it's the Chinese...

All in all, though, I must applaud Europe for taking responsibility for it's actions like this.  We all know that US = cause of all world problems (most notably Disney... *shudder*).  Of course, colonialism = cause of the existence of the US.  Europe = cause of colonialism.  (Don't forget history, after all).  Therefore, since if A=B and B=C, than A=C, Europe = cause of all world problems, including Disney.

You bastards!  You are responsible for The Emperor's New Groove, Treasure Planet and countless Dalmation related movies!  Curse you.

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