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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Whacy dreamers world
Thread: Whacy dreamers world
DoddTheSlayer
DoddTheSlayer


Promising
Famous Hero
Banned from opening threads
posted February 19, 2003 10:48 PM
Edited By: DoddTheSlayer on 19 Feb 2003

Whacky dreamers world

Ok i have a little story to tell. As a noob here i have recently become more than a little paranoid about the quality of some of my threads and posts ( no all of them actually) Also i am still having trouble with which thread goes in which forum and as i recently had to have one moved from M&H to here. No big deal really you might say, but last night i went to bed thinking about this and the fact that i had no replies to my latest thread and i had the following dream.

Ok im sitting at my computer checking my email for replies to my last thread. low and behold i have four. Yipppeeeh i say to myself and then i start to read them.

1st reply: Bjorn190.
Looks like another one of those threads for the recycle bin to me

2nd reply: KittenAngel.
Minus 1 red star for this one im afraid

3rd reply: Hexa
Yep have to agree with you ther Kitten Minus 1 red star

4th reply: SapphireRavyn
Yep sorry Dodd this just wont do. Minus 1 red star Cya

I am now on a minus 2 red star count and frozen out of the heroes community, so i decide to visit The national hc headquarters here in England to lodge an official complaint (yeah i know, but it is just a dream)
So i get there and its a big building with lots of rooms dedicated to all the cool threads that have been made down through the years. There is a room labelled Franks homm3 tactics where you can go in and watch a movie on a large screen with detailed sequences of his tactical hints. Its a cool room so i stay a while until i remember the real reason that i came here.
I make my way to the reception area to make my complaint. Its a large room with lots of youths hanging around discussing their favourite threads and Homm3 & 4.
There are some cubicles at the end of the room where the moderators sit doing lots of paper work and dealing with users with issues.
I see sapphireRavyn sitting at one of the cubicles so i walk up to the main desk which is about 10 meters in front of Ravyn so that im going to have speak more loudly than i would like to be heard.
" yes what can i do for you today" she says
Suddenly all the chatter behind me stops and im thinking that now would be a good time to leave. but no i decide to go through with it.
" I seem to have been frozen out of HC for no good reason and i want to straighten it out".
The following conversation begins.

Ravyn: Ok then whats your handle.

Me:  My what.

Ravyn: (after rolling her eyes to the ceiling) Oh god here we go. Your username dumbo.

Me:  DoddTheSlayer

Ravyn:  Oh you. Well Dodd it goes like this, cool people with something to say thats worth listening to get to stay at HC whereas boring tossers with nothing worth hearing get deleted ok.

Me: But im just a noob, im still learning i.....

Ravyn: Oh please not that old line, if only i had a dollar for every tosser that comes back here with that one ( she lets out a long and exaggerated yawn)  You see im bored allready. Face it Dodd some people are naturally interesting.  Your just not one of them. ( i start to hear muffled ssnows from behind me and over the tannoy)

Me: Ok but just let me ask one more question.

Ravyn: Go on then if you must. ( yet another long yawn)

Me: Dont i ever get a second chance here.

Ravyn: ( looking at me with an expression of incredulity )
How old are you ?

Me: Im 40  ( explosive laughter breaks out from behind me and over the tannoy )

Ravyn: Dont you have better things to do than coming down here and begging to be let back in to hc. Why dont you go and find a job or something. ( background laughter out of control by now )

Me: I have a job im a window clea......

Ravyn: Yeah yeah whatever ( turns away to settle back down to more paperwork)

So i turn round to make for the exit which for some strange reason is now 100 metres further down the corridor than when i came in, and just as im wondering how im going to survive the journey amidst all the laughter i awaken.

What a relief its just a dream.

Im not really this paranoid honest i just thought i would post this experience for a little light entertainment.


if anyone else here has wacky dreams from sitting too long at the computer please post here.
Come on dont be shy it cant be nearly as bad as mine

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Celfious
Celfious


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From earth
posted February 19, 2003 10:56 PM

Dude, thats pretty whacked out!
Actualy, it kicked  ***!!

But now, your fears are on the table, for even the worst of HC to see..

courageous dodd
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GhostDragon
GhostDragon


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Dragon God
posted February 19, 2003 11:07 PM

*motions for dodd to take a seat* I'v seen this kinda thing before... with the correct treatment, your nightmares can be cured. now lay down, *pulls out a notepad* tell me, when did you start having dreams like this?????
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Dmnd
Dmnd


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Confused Girlie
posted February 20, 2003 04:56 AM

/snugs Dodd
hahah wow

I have never dreamt about HC though I am only pretty new here too - but I remember when i first got Homm2 and was playing it all the darn time, I would wake up and find i had been dreaming about the game.  Would have the music running through my head, and the sounds as you captured a mine.  Worse when I dreamt about the game I wouldnt dream that I was  a hero or actually in the game or anything, I would dream I was playing it, and imagine myself clicking on the map for places to move my hero to?!  Pretty lame/ghey eh?!

Thankfully I moved on, and these days only dream about dressing up as my characters for parties...
OK I admit it, I need help...

Dont worry, youre not alone Dodd
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DoddTheSlayer
DoddTheSlayer


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posted February 20, 2003 05:19 AM

Pity Dmnd. The ones where you are actually in the game are just out of this world. persist with the 36hr gaming sessions and eventually you will have one.
Unless of course unlike me you actually have a life. lol

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Kuma
Kuma


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Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted February 20, 2003 10:19 AM

Lol, great story Dodd.
Too bad it's a bit too obvious u want a red star for this, but still ok.






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Dmnd
Dmnd


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Confused Girlie
posted February 20, 2003 01:08 PM

hehe I think I will pass on the 36hr gaming sessions, my mouse tends to want to cramp up during those these days

Besides I think I would rather not dream, than be a dream hero
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted February 20, 2003 01:33 PM

hmmm...Dodd, you might need to get out alittle more...

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Kuma
Kuma


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u can type so much text in her
posted February 20, 2003 01:46 PM

can't pass this one



Yeah, u remember 'out'?
It's that big room with the blue ceiling.
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bjorn190
bjorn190


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Jebus maker
posted February 20, 2003 01:57 PM

Looks like another one of those threads for the recycle bin to me

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Kuma
Kuma


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u can type so much text in her
posted February 20, 2003 01:58 PM

I thought it was rather funny Bjorn.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted February 20, 2003 02:31 PM

You don't get it, do ya? Well, it was Kitten Angel's turn to post. If ya still don't understand, read the story one more time and then read bjorn's post.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted February 20, 2003 02:36 PM

no

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GhostDragon
GhostDragon


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Dragon God
posted February 20, 2003 02:55 PM

I had a dream about HC once but it ended up with me being put to the sword by Kitten.

details are not good. ( for me at least )

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DoddTheSlayer
DoddTheSlayer


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posted February 20, 2003 05:58 PM

Quote:
Lol, great story Dodd.
Too bad it's a bit too obvious u want a red star for this, but still ok.






Would be nice, but i allready know full well that they are not given for this kind of toss.

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Sir_Stiven
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posted February 20, 2003 09:33 PM

it isnt the "toss" that matters, its the "tosser"

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IYY
IYY


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posted February 21, 2003 03:16 AM

Yup... reminds me of my good old n00b days

Red-star material or at least very close to it.


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