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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Once Upon A Time (ver. 87.443)
Thread: Once Upon A Time (ver. 87.443) This thread is 12 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 · «PREV / NEXT»
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Famous Hero
posted May 07, 2003 10:41 PM

And they ate him, and from his dead body a cheese zombie has risen. They ate him to.

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted May 07, 2003 11:14 PM

Soon enough, the world was re-populated with more cheese zombies, HUNGRY FOR CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Famous Hero
posted May 08, 2003 12:40 AM

....And so more ogres came alive becouse there was more food for them, and in the end there was no ogres just one cheese zombie which still lives in France and eats cheese....
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Yoghurt!

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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted May 08, 2003 12:51 AM

So the world had a total population of one. That lived on CHEESE.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


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Also known as Nobris Agni
posted May 08, 2003 01:40 AM

...until something miraculosly happened... a fallen knight has resurrected himself for some unknown reason and began to revive the population once more.
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No one knows my true nature here...

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Famous Hero
posted May 08, 2003 04:01 PM

But as skelletons!

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted May 08, 2003 06:01 PM

They were called Boners...no one really knows why.
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Nasty
Nasty


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castor nebun si orb pe cinste
posted May 08, 2003 08:58 PM

so they all started playing violins...in that way reviving
wild blind beavers that...
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You can trick me with food.Possesions mean nothing to a navajo.

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MightyMage
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posted May 09, 2003 03:35 AM

Did not like cheese.  They liked bones so they began to chew on the skeletons.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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RedSoxFan3
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posted May 09, 2003 07:42 AM

and slugs, 'cause their bones are much more tender than skeleton bones
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GrunanCross
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posted May 09, 2003 07:49 AM

..But suddenly the cheese came to life and started too....
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RedSoxFan3
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posted May 09, 2003 08:00 AM

petrify into bones, which were then eaten by the things that I am too lazy to read back to find out the names of them
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GrunanCross
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King of the Underdark
posted May 09, 2003 08:19 AM

Then without notice...a bunch of nOObs showed up and decide too.....
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RedSoxFan3
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posted May 09, 2003 08:58 AM

Wait until they rotted down to the bone, so they could be eaten by... THEM!
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GrunanCross
GrunanCross


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King of the Underdark
posted May 09, 2003 09:03 AM

....Then the next day the FBI came and decided too....
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RedSoxFan3
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posted May 09, 2003 09:05 AM

take a sample of bone marrow for... lunch, because the FBI is THEM!
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GrunanCross
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King of the Underdark
posted May 09, 2003 09:21 AM

Who could've known. The only one that can save the day is.....
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Damacon_Ace
Damacon_Ace


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Also known as Nobris Agni
posted May 09, 2003 11:45 AM

no one, because boners are unimportant to the humans, who believe that boners are an unwelcome form of life.
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Famous Hero
posted May 09, 2003 02:40 PM

....And humans are all dead.... But then a horde of angels came and ressrects humans (real humans) that are very hungry
(and we all know what can a hungry man do)...

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RedSoxFan3
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posted May 09, 2003 06:35 PM

EAT BONES!!!
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