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bort
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Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted March 03, 2003 12:53 AM |
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Who do I have to kill to win the Nobel Peace Prize?
So once again, the Nobel committee has overlooked me when the time came to award the Nobel Peace Prize. I don't think they understand how much that award would mean to me. I've dedicated my Thursday afternoons to the pursuit of world peace for over a month now and still no recognition. What makes it worse is that the cute chick in the "Not in Our Name" foundation hasn't noticed me either. It makes me so mad to toil and toil from 3:30 to 5:00 every Thursday afternoon licking envelopes and not being noticed in the slightest for my pacifist efforts. I'll kill them all for this oversight. I'll kill their families. I'll kill their pets. I'll kill all of their friends until somebody sends me that invite to Stockholm and gives me that gold medal to honor all of my efforts to save the goddamn children.
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LichKing
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posted March 03, 2003 06:15 AM |
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you sick bastard
lemme know when ya do it......I need more skellies for my ongoing war against them dayum peasants
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this_other_guy
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{0_o} heh...
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posted March 03, 2003 07:06 AM |
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I'll kill all of their friends until somebody sends me that invite to Stockholm and gives me that gold medal to honor all of my efforts to save the goddamn children.
It seems that you're more likely to get a prison sentence than a Nobel peace award!
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terje_the_ma...
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posted March 06, 2003 01:43 PM |
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Ehem.
The Nobel peace Prize is given in OSLO, which is in NORWAY.
The other Nobel Prizes, such as the ones in Economy, Physics and mathematics, are given in Stockholm. Which is in Sweden.
And now you are guaranteed NOT to get a Nobel prize at all, since you messed that up. Too bad!
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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bort
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Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted March 06, 2003 01:56 PM |
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Ehem.
The Nobel peace Prize is given in OSLO, which is in NORWAY.
The other Nobel Prizes, such as the ones in Economy, Physics and mathematics, are given in Stockholm. Which is in Sweden.
And now you are guaranteed NOT to get a Nobel prize at all, since you messed that up. Too bad!
Well, since we're playing that game -- there is no Nobel prize in mathematics. The prizes are : physics, chemistry, medicine, literature, peace and economics.
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted March 06, 2003 07:39 PM |
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Here, you can have them. I don't really need them anymore.
Just try not to kill anyone.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
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posted March 06, 2003 11:00 PM |
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Who do I have to kill to win the Nobel Peace Prize?
hmm
Let us view the problem again:Quote:
Who do I have to kill to win the Nobel Peace Prize?
Okay,now,in order to get the Noble Peace prize,follow the following steps:
1.Do not kill anybody
Now,after completing all these steps,u should b able to get the nobel peace prize,without a doubt.
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