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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted March 07, 2003 11:31 AM |
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Rules for a better life
Post ur life-experience here for (mostly) obvious things that can help other people.
For example: yesterday I dropped my cell-phone in the toilet FOR THE SECOND TIME 
So here is
RULE 1: When pulling up ur pants turn ur back to the toilet.
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madmartigan
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
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posted March 07, 2003 11:46 AM |
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dont start a game until your coffee is ready and/or the water for your coffee is ready.
Otherwise, you are most likely to burn the teapot.
Same applies for several types food. ie: toast
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haile73
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted March 07, 2003 03:34 PM |
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don't make plans for tomorrow when playing Tim
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted March 08, 2003 12:34 AM |
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Edited By: silx87 on 7 Mar 2003
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In civ2,never give techs to ur ally!(got my ass kicked twice cuz of that  )
Never cross the road if u haven't been sleeping well!(yeap,I got hit by a car last year )
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DoddTheSlayer
Promising
Famous Hero
Banned from opening threads
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posted March 08, 2003 03:12 AM |
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Never do the weekly shopping on an empty stomach.
You will always spend more.
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Retaliation is for the foolish. Silence is wisdom
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted March 08, 2003 04:46 AM |
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Remember to always wear clean underwear.
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This space for rent.
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Dmnd
Famous Hero
Confused Girlie
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posted March 08, 2003 08:41 AM |
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Quote:
For example: yesterday I dropped my cell-phone in the toilet FOR THE SECOND TIME
Learn to laugh at life. Sure sometimes youve got to be serious but....
Marry someone who can cook (and enjoys it)
Never be without chockie
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Medusa >~> Looks that kill <~<
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Valeriy
Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
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posted March 10, 2003 11:02 AM |
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Look out for brainwashing even when people laugh at you for doing that. Their laughing indicates one of two things:
1) you are paranoid.
2) they are brainwashed.
number two occurs too often to drop the habbit.
The extra conciousness and awareness you gain when you are free from brainwashing may feel alienating for a while, but eventually you'll be glad you did.
P.S. you're the one who's brainwashed if you're laughing at me.
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You can wait for others to do it, but if they don't know how, you'll wait forever.
Be an example of what you want to see on HC and in the world.
http://www.heroesofmightandmagic.com
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Planeswalker
Famous Hero
Chaotic Good
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posted March 10, 2003 12:07 PM |
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Quote:
Marry someone who can cook (and enjoys it)
But also:
Marry someone who plays Heroes IV
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Don't drink coke while playing Heroes. (I once spilled some of that evil liquid onto my keyboard. Ugh.. )
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LordLazy
Promising
Famous Hero
Wood cleaner
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posted March 10, 2003 12:25 PM |
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Rule of the day must be
Spill milk and coffe on your keyboard if it's not working as it should....I did, and after that my keyboard worked fine 
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Tagged officially as Noobegian two years ago. This typographic material is strictly copyrighted. All situations containing abuse will be brought to court.
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Planeswalker
Famous Hero
Chaotic Good
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posted March 10, 2003 02:19 PM |
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Spill milk and coffe on your keyboard if it's not working as it should....I did, and after that my keyboard worked fine
Sure, but neither milk nor coffee are Coca-Cola company products with lots of nasty sugar...
So the rule is:
If you decide to spill coffee on your keyboard to make it work, make sure somebody hasn't put sugar in it.
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terje_the_ma...
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Herodotus
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posted March 10, 2003 02:20 PM |
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Never ty to be a nazi...
I have tried it as a social experiment for the last few days, and yesterday, I actually started arguing with my mother about the need for human rights.
Also, more generally: Post some posts at HC each day; it keeps the doctor away!
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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LordLazy
Promising
Famous Hero
Wood cleaner
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posted March 10, 2003 02:34 PM |
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Never ever tell parents whole thruth!
Example: u come home at night after a long poker game, DO NOT TELL THEM THIS tell them u where playin some other card game...or another game....like monopoly 
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted March 10, 2003 07:39 PM |
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Quote:
Never ty to be a nazi...
I have tried it as a social experiment for the last few days, and yesterday, I actually started arguing with my mother about the need for human rights.
I would like to xpand that suggestion:
Never ever try to be a nazi,cuz then u'll have to deal with me!I hate nazis!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted March 11, 2003 12:23 AM |
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Consider job counciling when you start to answer the phone with "Go to Hell."
The best Saturdays are spent causing trouble at large stores like Target and Toys R Us.
(WARNING: The above may lead to a suspension from store.)
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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lord_crusader
Promising
Supreme Hero
UHU!! supreme!
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posted March 11, 2003 01:04 AM |
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Kiss your girl before a "blow job", after, you know that
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Dig Out Your Soul
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lord_crusader
Promising
Supreme Hero
UHU!! supreme!
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posted March 11, 2003 01:06 AM |
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And girls Kiss your boy before a "blow job", after, you know that
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Dig Out Your Soul
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted March 11, 2003 03:26 AM |
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Always remember to wear relatively new underwear.
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This space for rent.
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tewilligar
Famous Hero
Just another willigar
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posted March 11, 2003 08:03 AM |
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always put your cell phone on bathroom counter when going to the bathroom.(within reach of course)
there ya go Kuma buddy
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tewilligar
Famous Hero
Just another willigar
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posted March 11, 2003 08:07 AM |
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oh yeah
if you wake up in the morning with a hand that smeels like bum,your butt was itchy last night
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