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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: YOu might be a Red Neck if..........................
Thread: YOu might be a Red Neck if..........................
grunancross
grunancross


Famous Hero
King of the Underdark
posted April 24, 2003 09:12 AM

YOu might be a Red Neck if..........................

 What Red Neck Jokes do you know of......


       I'll start  You might be A Red Neck if you'r Good T.V. sets ontop you'r old one!  

       You might be a Red Neck if you stop at those Srimp selling truck that are always on the side of the road!


        You might be a Red Neck if you say "Honey I'm going to get sommin' fer supper", and grab you'r shot gun and whistle for you'r Coon dog!
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted April 24, 2003 06:32 PM

You Might be a Redneck if...

You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.


Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.

You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.

You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.

You and your dog use the same tree.

You think taking a bubble bath starts
with eating beans for dinner.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.

Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.

Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

There is a gun rack on your bicycle.

Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.

Well that's all I got for now.
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
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SirDunco
SirDunco


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted April 25, 2003 10:13 PM

As said on SNL

If your too drunk to go fishin' you just might be a redneck.
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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted April 26, 2003 03:16 PM

Ya'all some billy joe jiven northern folk aint ya'?

I bet good ol blues gotta bone to pick wich ya'll but have a good time I ain't complainin nun.

"Aint nothin but a chicken wang"

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted June 18, 2003 05:42 AM

your family tree does not fork

you think Nomar is something you say to your mother

the richest member of your family just bought a new house and they invited you over to help come take off its wheels.

half the town you live in shares the same name

you consider Ted Nugent to be the king of rock and roll

you consider three inner tubes, a few rolls of duck tape and a bicycle pump the best seat in the house at a race track
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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 18, 2003 05:52 AM

hmm let me think of one

If you got 5 or more cars parked in your drive way that are not mobile, but your house is, then you may be a red neck
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted June 18, 2003 02:08 PM

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever lit a cigarette with an arcweld.

Your sister's wedding reception was held at a Waffle House.
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