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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Heroes Community Church
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 14, 2003 12:33 PM

Your face is...




Somewhere!
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GrunanCross
GrunanCross


Famous Hero
King of the Underdark
posted May 14, 2003 12:41 PM

Woock you prolly dont wanna know where my face is lol
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 14, 2003 12:43 PM

Probaly on the front side of your head.
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GhostDragon
GhostDragon


Known Hero
Dragon God
posted May 14, 2003 05:27 PM

Please, Plaese, STOP... I will have none of that here

if you wish to bash the Admin... there is the door!!!!!!!!
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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted May 14, 2003 06:23 PM

.... i really dont like churches.. they give me the creeps!
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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted May 14, 2003 06:41 PM

U will nevar get a red star for this!U will instead lose all u have right now + 10 more!!!!!
And then we shall burn this place to the ground and clean away the ashes,then we will build a tavern on top this place where people can actually confess their sins and talk about their problems!
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 14, 2003 11:10 PM

Curse you, god worshippers!
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Saruman
Saruman


Famous Hero
On academic leave
posted May 14, 2003 11:40 PM

A dwarf is seen entering the church.

A dwarf is seen leaving the church.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.

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Apophis
Apophis


Known Hero
Creeping Death
posted May 15, 2003 01:41 AM
Edited By: Apophis on 14 May 2003

Yo...does anybody here worships Satan?
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Saruman
Saruman


Famous Hero
On academic leave
posted May 15, 2003 01:47 AM

I don't, but I have a friend who has a friend who has a friend that does.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.

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Planeswalker
Planeswalker


Famous Hero
Chaotic Good
posted May 15, 2003 11:53 AM

But why worship evil when you can worship God?
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terje_the_ma...
terje_the_mad_wizard


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Herodotus
posted May 15, 2003 12:15 PM

'Coz God is boring, while Satan offers drink, music and people of the opposite sex with who we can have fun! (Trying to moderate my mysogonist tendencies...)
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.

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GrunanCross
GrunanCross


Famous Hero
King of the Underdark
posted May 15, 2003 12:20 PM

lol i think you hit this on wrong ... lol
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Planeswalker
Planeswalker


Famous Hero
Chaotic Good
posted May 15, 2003 05:22 PM

Yes, you did that my friend terje.

You see, Satan can't provide anything good. He can't create humans, forests, trees, animals, ppl of the opposite sex and so on....

And you probably know that Satan's destiny is to be destroyed by God in the end of the days. Man, I sound like a priest, but this is the way it is.

Anyway, good luck worshipping Satan. I don't think it'll do you any good. I feel sorry for u.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 15, 2003 06:18 PM

A god's power depends on how numerous their worshippers are. So how about we elect a god and make all of Earth's population worship him/her? This way we will have one, truly omnipotent god!
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted May 15, 2003 07:35 PM

ooh ooh, elect me.  Elect me.  I wanna be a god.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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GhostDragon
GhostDragon


Known Hero
Dragon God
posted May 15, 2003 08:41 PM

no no no.....

We must choose someone that is already a god.
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silx87
silx87


Supreme Hero
posted May 15, 2003 08:49 PM

Just for the record!
Greek gods also offer drinks and ppl from the other sex
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Nebuka
Nebuka


Promising
Supreme Hero
Save me Jebus!
posted May 15, 2003 08:59 PM

Stop preaching your damn religion!
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GhostDragon
GhostDragon


Known Hero
Dragon God
posted May 15, 2003 09:01 PM

Please remove yourself for this church
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