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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 28, 2003 08:23 PM

Take that!

chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga
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Yolk and God bless.
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goodpig
goodpig


Adventuring Hero
The King of Pork!!!
posted May 28, 2003 08:27 PM

Ouch would you two infidels quit throwing spam at me.
*take a mud bath*
Ha Ha I have healed all my HP and now I'm coming for you!!!
*Takes out the Bacon Blade*
HIYAAH!!!
.....aww crap I missed..
Anyways I'm outta here you you crazy suckas will never ever catch me... not by the hair of my chinney chin chin!
HAHAHA
Cry and tremple before my greasy might!!!
*Runs Away*

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted May 28, 2003 08:40 PM

Is that why you are running puny pig?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 28, 2003 08:42 PM

Truly mighty gods never run away... Sucka
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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted May 28, 2003 09:16 PM

I would like to leave my old position open for anyone else.
I will become the god of wierdness, very soon.
My old position was God of n00b sanctum. Helping n00bs feel at home.
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What are you up to

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IRh
IRh


Famous Hero
Lizard
posted May 28, 2003 09:47 PM

Compromising

Woock you cannot be the god of spam! I saw you getting a red star at "What are you?" poll! We'll ask you where did you thrown it?


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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted May 28, 2003 09:51 PM

That red star was an accident.
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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goodpig
goodpig


Adventuring Hero
The King of Pork!!!
posted May 29, 2003 12:02 AM

Eh phooey what did I ever do to you guys? whay must you torment me so!?
Maybe I should surrender.... NOT!!!
Go get them my warriors of Grease!!!!
Destoy those useless spammers!
Mighty Mage & Lord Wooke surrender now and I might even let you join my pig army!

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Qui n'a plus qu'un moment a vivre N'a plus rien a dissimuler.
Atys

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Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
posted May 29, 2003 12:20 AM

Actually, I did not read Dante's Inferno, only a summary of the description of the levels. I adapted those descriptions to fit the spamming philosophy.
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Perception is everything.

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 29, 2003 12:19 PM

IRh - Well, I've got 3 QPs and 1 -QP . I am proud I said what I said, even though I got a penalty for it. I remember every single letter of that post .

And goodpig... I never surrender!

FEEL MY WRATH!

*Lord Woock raises his axe high up in the air with both hands and suddenly the air is filled with his battle cry. A chain lightning strikes all of Goodpig's army and hits the ground. Thousands of Spam Golems around from the earth*
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goodpig
goodpig


Adventuring Hero
The King of Pork!!!
posted May 29, 2003 03:22 PM

Quote:
Actually, I did not read Dante's Inferno, only a summary of the description of the levels. I adapted those descriptions to fit the spamming philosophy.


hmm well you might as well read it. It is a good book and I'm thinking of starting a discussion topic on it maybe later.


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goodpig
goodpig


Adventuring Hero
The King of Pork!!!
posted May 29, 2003 04:34 PM

Now back to the Ham vs. Spam war...

In a dark forest
goodpig:is the ultimate weapon ready?

Comm. Porky Pig: Abi-abiabie abieab

goodpig: Oh would you get over your dang speech impediment and tell me!?

Comm. Porky Pig: gulp I- I'm sorry sir uh mister goodpig sir. Yes it is ready and will be unleashed on those spammers the next time they attack.

goodpig: good....

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Qui n'a plus qu'un moment a vivre N'a plus rien a dissimuler.
Atys

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 29, 2003 06:00 PM

*suddenly, a box starts floating down onto the ground. Goodpig is surprised to see such a thing in a place nobody else is supposed to know about and notices the following sticker on it:*


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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 29, 2003 06:10 PM

When he opens the box carefully, he sees this object:


and a note:

"I, Lord Woock, the God of Spam, do not want to continue this war. The object I have sent you is a symbol of peace between Spam and Ham.

Lord Woock

PS: And please don't think that I'm doing this because I am a coward, for I am not ."
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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted May 29, 2003 07:45 PM

Ehhh, whatever.  Mighty Mage calls back his mage army and walks away.  See ya good pig.  Maybe I'll torment you later.  I'll try this 'peace' thing first.
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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goodpig
goodpig


Adventuring Hero
The King of Pork!!!
posted May 29, 2003 08:09 PM

*sniff*
Oh, how nice!!!
Okay I agree!
let's stop this war.

I declare peace for Ham and Spam everywhere!!!

Comm. Porky Pig: abidee abbabbeee abbaadee tha't great.

goodpigh for crap sake please take this ******* and execute him. That is my peace offering!!!
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Atys

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MightyMage
MightyMage


Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted May 30, 2003 10:39 PM


ughhhhhhhhhhh...piiiig
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in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Dingo
Dingo


Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted February 28, 2005 04:33 AM

I come to prey.


...and get some of that pig.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.

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