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LordLazy
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posted May 26, 2003 06:21 PM |
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1 was ugly, so we never usually used that unless we wanted to show the otherones some ugly looking girl (known as lord_lazys "cabbage).
2 was average
3 was average but something extra, like really nice ass or big breasts...or good looking but nothing special when it comes to body.
4 was good looking to really good looking, this was our top. Atleast me or my friends never gave out a
5 this is the "perfect" girl (when it comes to looks)... this is like the girl that when you see one in the street you better put your hands infront of you so you feel upcoming obstacles because the eyes will be glued to the girl...trust me.
hmm...the ranking systems seems to be promising...but as u mentioned...extreme caution is needed  .....maybe usingthis system only in sober conditions and the chocolate system when drunk might be a good idea
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This rating system is ridiculous. You give a girl "1" if you think she's ugly, but IMO you can't rate a girl this way. You have to see if she's friendly or *****y, a good listener.... and all those things that I won't bother to list. This thread shows that you're still immature, if it wasn't meant to be a bad joke.
Are u gay?  j/K  ...hehe....if u look on the system above...u can see that the ratings might change when u start knowing the girl better ......but the first time u see the girl.....oh yea...look all the way
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I dont rate girls..
but somehow I only hang out with attractive, fit girls.
I guess thats my type
I like them for their personalities though
just admit....u rate girls too... unconscious that is
Ladies and gentlemen (mostly gentlemen though .....from my recent research Iv'e found out that some knowledge is essential if u want to have extra chance on some of the chicks ...this is boyband knowledge....like it or not...theyr impressed when u know the whole westlife - my love song
so.....I'll post some texts...and how to sing them to get the best result..later
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Lord_Woock
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posted May 26, 2003 07:24 PM |
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Won't work. All the girls in my class listen to is Eminem, Linkin Park and KoRn.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted May 26, 2003 07:28 PM |
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lol you tossers are amazing, here i give you that perfect flawless girl rating system (well almost ) and you change things off topic...bah
And here is a question for you planeswalker "Mr Im so mature": honestly now, would you ever start hitting on a girl and give her the chance you are talking about if she were a "cabbage" or "1 rated"..meaning: a really really ugly girl?
But that wasnt my real point either, as i said the rating system was based on looks.
Its not like you go say "oh, that girl is looking good... now ima go and spend 20 minutes talking to her while she walks along the street and find out her real rating" to find out how she is a person is there?
And if you were too i can guarantee you that you would never get to start talking to her either lol
Its like lith says, shallow or not (or "immature" as planeswalker would call it ) our first impression of a girl will be their looks.
And someone pointed out that these rating systems are childish... well at some level you always rate a girl. Wether you say to your friends or not you always rate her by your standards in your head.
So please, take the info as it meant (mostly as fun lol) and dont try and gimme no "holier than you" attitude all the time because its just pathetic anyway.
Now, anyone who has anymore funny rating systems or stories to tell?
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted May 26, 2003 11:28 PM |
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There is an absolutely 100% perfect categorizing system. Unfortunately, it has approximately 3 billion categories.
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Dmnd
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posted May 27, 2003 04:06 AM |
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I think all the desp snows live over that way >>>>
Hahaha no umm, like I know where they are
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Lith-Maethor
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posted May 27, 2003 09:19 AM |
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hehehe...
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Question for those rate-guys...
How many of you ever actually had a girlfriend?
speaking about my friends and me only... all but one
and we are generally considered sensitive guys...
rating girls (or guys for the ladies) by looks isn't the same as going "Shallow Hal" on them... unlike most animals, we humans are basically visual types when it comes to attraction...
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terje_the_ma...
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posted May 27, 2003 12:06 PM |
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Of course do all men rate women! Show me a man (or Planeswalker; we can be nice to him for once) who don't rate women he sees on the street, and I'll show you a liar.
'Strays', as I like to call them, can be rated.
The cute, nice girl you want to make your wife is a little harder....
And besides, who wants a no.5 wife, always worrying about why that guy is looking at her like that? I know I wouldn't like that; I'm a jealous guy...
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Planeswalker
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posted May 27, 2003 12:13 PM |
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Yes, hehe, I rate girls inside my head, but posting it on HC so that the world can see my insane, imature thoughts. NOPE!
No offence, Lord_Lazy
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LordLazy
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posted May 27, 2003 02:19 PM |
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Question for those rate-guys...
How many of you ever actually had a girlfriend?
well....it's been a while...I mainly get one night girls ...hehe seriously thou...u may have a point ..or not...did I say that?!! ...
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Yes, hehe, I rate girls inside my head, but posting it on HC so that the world can see my insane, imature thoughts. NOPE!
No offence, Lord_Lazy
hehe...no offense taken  ..I think I forgot that phrase in my above post against u though :-/
One ques thou....how can I be mature when I'm only 17
Dancing que...ahem king....young and neat and sweet and nice...only 17
nuff for now ....where's the constructive posts gone anyway?
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stargazer
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posted May 27, 2003 05:03 PM |
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you guys dont know real love how dare you rate wemen on there looks *oh damn baby your fine come here girl cus i know your legs are getting tired because youve been running through my mind all day girl ummmmm.* oh im back what was i saying?
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Lord_Woock
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posted May 27, 2003 06:48 PM |
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Oh, the kids these days...
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Sir_Stiven
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posted May 27, 2003 07:21 PM |
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Yes, hehe, I rate girls inside my head, but posting it on HC so that the world can see my insane, imature thoughts. NOPE!
Then please show me the difference of rating a girl in your head and telling your friends how you rate that girl.
To me its the same thing, because in a perfect world we wouldnt judge girls on their looks nor judge em party because of em.
But that isnt the fact today, we do rate girls wether we like it or not. And to say that sharing the idea of how a girl looks with a friend is "imature&insane" is just BS to me. If you dont share your "ratings" with a friend of yours than fine - but dont get no holier than you attitude because of it. tosser.
Its like when you get a girlfriend to meet your friends, what is the first thing they comment when gf for example goes on toilet or whatever... its her looks.
I can give tons of examples but its always the looks..
oh and btw planestosser, you still got a question waiting for ya in my previous post.
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posted May 27, 2003 08:29 PM |
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If I was one of you guys, I would stop worrying about how you rate girls and focus on how the chicks are rating you.
None of you gargoyles are going to rate An LA 10 or even an LA 7. Hell you guys would be lucky to get a LittleRock gapped tooth 6 to acknowlege you. So what you really need is a little reeducation.
Here is my suggestion to make your life happier. GO to a hypnotherapist and recondition yourself to make those 3s and 4s seem really hot to you, then do some chubby chasing. Not only will these girls talk to you, they will appreciate the attention. Treat them like you would treat a 10 (this will have to be from you imagination because you will never rate a 10) then let the good times roll.
and roll and roll ...
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LordLazy
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posted May 28, 2003 10:55 AM |
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I've found one main difference between me and most other guys around...
I'm not the one who looks at girls------the girls look at me
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Lord_Woock
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posted May 28, 2003 11:15 AM |
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Cuz everyone likes freak shows! (j/k!)
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Khayman
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posted May 28, 2003 11:23 AM |
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Math Rules!
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Here is my suggestion to make your life happier. GO to a hypnotherapist and recondition yourself to make those 3s and 4s seem really hot to you, then do some chubby chasing. Not only will these girls talk to you, they will appreciate the attention. Treat them like you would treat a 10 (this will have to be from you imagination because you will never rate a 10) then let the good times roll.
Here is my suggestion...try and work two 5's at the same time. Mathematically speaking, you will have yourself a 10. You can even go for three 3's simultaneously, which will only give you a 9, but I bet the *** would be a loads of fun. Now, if you have the intestinal fortitude to go for five 2's, well, you are sure to have tons of great experiences, just remember to take your protein pills and Vitamin E.
Oh, and BTW, we should not be rating women because we are not only stereotyping them because of their physical beauty (or lack there of), but we are also objectifying them, which is also offensive. Women do not want to be 'rated' for their beauty, they just want to be loved. If you don't believe me about this, then go ask any female beauty pageant contestant or any female supermodel. They just want to be 'loved' and not treated differently than any other female.
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Romana
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posted May 28, 2003 11:35 AM |
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well one man's 10 is another's 4 or whatever.
So it's all nonsense anyways because for instance in a group
You have 1 dominant male and the rest is following him around ( as is common in such a group ) Then that popular guy sees a girl which in his eyes is a perfect 10, but the other guys don't really agree. The popular guy screams to his mates : She's a 10!!
And to be part of the group and maybe are ashamed to admit the others agree.
This is just an example of how beauty is in the eye of the beholder so don't shoot me
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Sir_NaTuz_III
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posted May 28, 2003 09:56 PM |
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To be truly:
I understan a half or less of this thrath. I dont understand some new-words of my own language and you want that i understan this words in another lenguage.
But anyway i think...
Yes, incredible i think, and i think somthing: about that of "the impossible 10" never a 10 girl will exist because they are only for one men considerated 10. the others will think "9 maybe ,but ¿10?"
I dont understnd this thrath because im old-fashioned in that aspect: In this days the girlfriends(i say girlfriend because i dont know ow say the both) are bery few. I saw that on this days of "banality" a men first got a girlfriend and then him know her.
TO BE SHORT:Buaaaaa!! im a losser!! i dont have ,and i never will have a girlfriend in this world!!This because i relly an old-fashiond chavalry. this is truly im relly antique ,if the best woman of the world comes to my and say "i wanna brake you mouth in peaces and then f*** you" i relly (talking seriously) will reject her if i dont enloved of her, or if i not ,at most, attracted by her(i dont saying that a bitiful woman dont seduce my i saying that i dont f*** the first nice woman i meet.)After that my animal impulse will make me jump from a bridge.
ANOTHER ACLARATION AFTER ANYWONE ASK: Im not gay.
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Lord_Woock
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posted May 29, 2003 12:13 PM |
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Good Old Fashion Lover Boy - Queen
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DonGio
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posted May 29, 2003 05:08 PM |
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If you're ever in a sour mood, just look up one of Sir_NatuzIII posts, and he'll bring the smile back on your face!
I get that "break your mouth" quite often, though. But they seldom add that ****ing part .
Seriously, though, a rating system is great fun and almost inevitable if two or more people of the same gender spend a certain amount of time together.
And to all the feminists and the so-called equal rights advocates, don't take it so friggin seriously! When you pass a girl or a guy on the street, you can't tell whether that person is smart, nice, funny etc. What you can tell, is whether the person in question is physically attractive to you.
So that's what this is all about. If you say you don't make some kind of judgement on the looks of people you meet, you lie. How important that "verdict" is to you is another matter altogether. And, as some have mentioned, people do thankfully have different tastes.
And another, and possibly equally important side to rating systems, are that they are part of what's called cultural codes. This means something that an outsider won't understand, thereby bringing a sense of community and belonging to those who do. So it serves to bond peers together just as much as it serves as a way to judge the female anatomy.
My "gang" (yeah, that's right!) have over the years developed several terms that hold very special and limited meanings, pertaining not only to how beautiful a woman is, but also pertaining to age, maturity, attitude and a number of other things. What they are I won't give away, though. Most describe the different positive qualities of women, though.
My two cents.
Rate well
DonGio
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