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Dmnd
Dmnd


Famous Hero
Confused Girlie
posted May 26, 2003 09:21 AM

Men....

Whats wrong with men nowadays?
They expect they dont have to make any effort to meet wimmin.
They wonder why wimmin dont play games, and then when we do bag us out with stupid stereotypes of how we arent as good, arent as capable
They only seem to see our friends as ugly and dont realise wimmin usually tend to have gorgeous and ugly friends.
They like boringly long movies like Braveheart and yet seem to think wimmins movies go on forever?!

Okok I cant take this seriously I give up
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Kittenangel
Kittenangel


Supreme Hero
Lee's wifey
posted May 26, 2003 09:21 AM

one word.........jackass!!!!!!!!!
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Dmnd
Dmnd


Famous Hero
Confused Girlie
posted May 26, 2003 09:24 AM

/me giggles innocently

Oh i forgot:
They tend to think theyre gods gift to wimmin?!?
I mean what the hell!

Gods gift would know: yes we expect you to cuddle!!
Yes you have to notice our hair's different!!
Yes you can look into our eyes rather than stare at our breasts!!
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Hexa
Hexa


Responsible
Legendary Hero
posted May 26, 2003 09:25 AM

Yeah we all are jackasses ... Do u have something new to tell us?@
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted May 26, 2003 09:30 AM
Edited By: Lith-Maethor on 26 May 2003

ahem...

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...They expect they dont have to make any effort to meet wimmin.


modprobe decypher;

I guess that means "women"
of course, is it that hard to meet anybody? (man or woman)

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They wonder why wimmin dont play games, and then when we do bag us out with stupid stereotypes of how we arent as good, arent as capable


not this elf... I had my arse kicked by a female gamer one time too many

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They only seem to see our friends as ugly and dont realise wimmin usually tend to have gorgeous and ugly friends.


not really... wqe do acknowledge their existence... we just focus on the gorgeous part

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They like boringly long movies like Braveheart ...blablabla


ok... now i know you ain't being serious

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Okok I cant take this seriously I give up


...you are not alone, i can't take you seriously either

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They tend to think theyre gods gift to wimmin?!?


if you want to get biblical, it is the other way around

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I mean what the hell!


there is no place like home

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yes we expect you to cuddle!!


so do we... among other things...

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Yes you have to notice our hair's different!!


not when a single hair is different though

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Yes you can look into our eyes rather than stare at our breasts!!


...i always go for the eyes ...but I'm a freak
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MandyBug1982
MandyBug1982


posted May 26, 2003 09:32 AM

  Men are like little puppets, so let them dance for you, else you dance for them. They are not to bright, cause the fack that we have power over them like "Looking at our breast" and such can be really handy at times :0
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Lich_King
Lich_King


Honorable
Supreme Hero
posted May 26, 2003 10:05 AM

Excuse me ? I'm a puppet... please...

And please spell the word "fact" someone can misunderstood, what you have wrote.. LOL
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MandyBug1982
MandyBug1982


posted May 26, 2003 10:10 AM

Sorry...Tim told me that would be funny...
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Dmnd
Dmnd


Famous Hero
Confused Girlie
posted May 26, 2003 12:39 PM

Quote:
..you are not alone, i can't take you seriously either


if you want i can pay you more to take me seriously?


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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted May 26, 2003 12:40 PM

i'm all ears...

how much?
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Dmnd
Dmnd


Famous Hero
Confused Girlie
posted May 26, 2003 12:53 PM

2 cookies PER day!?!
Bargain
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted May 26, 2003 12:54 PM

I don't like cookies...

you have to try harder (and no, trying to charm me won't work )
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Dmnd
Dmnd


Famous Hero
Confused Girlie
posted May 26, 2003 12:58 PM

omg
cretin!

Have you no taste?

I dont know, what else is there in life but cookies?
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted May 26, 2003 01:03 PM

lots of stuff...

too long a list to post it here ...try harder ...i'm sure you can do better than insulting my taste
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Dmnd
Dmnd


Famous Hero
Confused Girlie
posted May 26, 2003 01:11 PM

Quote:
too long a list to post it here ...try harder ...i'm sure you can do better than insulting my taste


No, you have the wrong person - I only do insults
Insults and stalking apparently

Besides I dun wanna be a try hard
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted May 26, 2003 01:14 PM

oh! it's you!

Quote:
No, you have the wrong person - I only do insults
Insults and stalking apparently


I do have the proof

Quote:
Besides I dun wanna be a try hard


slacking, huh? ...ok ...that was all you needed to do
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Dmnd
Dmnd


Famous Hero
Confused Girlie
posted May 26, 2003 01:18 PM

Wow
It does pay to be slack

*snugs*
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Khayman
Khayman


Promising
Famous Hero
Underachiever
posted May 26, 2003 01:47 PM
Edited By: Khayman on 26 May 2003

The Way It Should Be

Quote:
Whats wrong with men nowadays?
They expect they dont have to make any effort to meet wimmin.
They wonder why wimmin dont play games, and then when we do bag us out with stupid stereotypes of how we arent as good, arent as capable
They only seem to see our friends as ugly and dont realise wimmin usually tend to have gorgeous and ugly friends.
They like boringly long movies like Braveheart and yet seem to think wimmins movies go on forever?!
Dmnd, you were doing so well until you decided to give up.  I was thinking "Finally, a woman who understands how things should be." However, you did fail to mention the mandatory responsibilities once the woman pledges her loyalty to the man, such as cooking dinner, washing laundry, and having babies.

p.s. - This post was sarcastic.  I say again, it was only sarcastic.  I can just see all those guys in here coming forward to defend the females just so they can appear sensitive and get into some girls pants.  Maybe next time, you fakers and sell-outs.  
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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted May 26, 2003 03:36 PM

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Gods gift would know: yes we expect you to cuddle

HEY! i cuddle i love to cuddle... so dont caome and say men dont cuddel.. cuddeling is niiiice!

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Yes you have to notice our hair's different

... whats the big deal... womens hair always changes!

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Yes you can look into our eyes rather than stare at our breasts!!
i look at the eyes!!!! (AND breats )
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted May 26, 2003 04:09 PM

While I try to take a view that lets me admire the whole picture . Focusing on one part of a woman's body is just wrong!
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