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Dmnd
Dmnd


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Confused Girlie
posted June 02, 2003 04:36 AM

*blush*
Oh I see how it is, first I am a heroes newb, now I cant think Just wait til I get you alone
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Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


Promising
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posted June 02, 2003 04:38 AM

I don't need anyone to think for me. My score on TOH is good enough for me.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 02, 2003 06:58 AM

Quote:
*blush*
Oh I see how it is, first I am a heroes newb, now I cant think Just wait til I get you alone

hmmm was that a threat or a promise?

@marelt: Even a screwdriver would appear intelligent next to you

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Khayman
Khayman


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posted June 02, 2003 07:24 AM
Edited By: Khayman on 2 Jun 2003

Puh-lease!

There is more cheese in the last two pages of this topic than in RMS's refrigerator.  I feel as if I am reading a trashy romance novel that is strewn with horrible pick-up lines.  Would the two (or three) of you please get a room!

Now, since I am all out of trashy romance novels and I have no life at the moment, can you please continue?  I can sense love somewhere on the horizon.  

GoStivenGo!  
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Kittenangel
Kittenangel


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Lee's wifey
posted June 02, 2003 09:23 AM

Khay lets make our own trashy romantic novel *growles at Khay*
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Khayman
Khayman


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posted June 02, 2003 09:28 AM

It was a hot and humid night, as Khay and Kitten hastily made their way to their secret rendezvous at the hotel...

Hey, maybe we will run into Dmnd and Stiven there!

Woohoo!
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Kittenangel
Kittenangel


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Lee's wifey
posted June 02, 2003 09:29 AM

nah Khay I hope we don't hehe I don't share well hehe

*looks in her over night bag to make sure she has her sexy nightie and sex pils* OK Khay lets go!
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Planeswalker
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posted June 02, 2003 02:17 PM

Quote:
*blush*
Oh I see how it is, first I am a heroes newb, now I cant think Just wait til I get you alone


God knows you're not a Heroes newb. I've experienced that... *shivers*
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Dmnd
Dmnd


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Confused Girlie
posted June 03, 2003 12:51 AM

Promise....

but in the meantime....

*pulls out some popcorn and settles down on the couch with Stiven to watch Kitten and Khay intently*
free umm *cough* .... woot~

*blushes at PW*
hahah ummm
Did I have you running scared before or after I was falling asleep at the screen?
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 03, 2003 12:53 AM

*puts his arm around Dmnd

hey, lemme have some of that popcorn too

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Dmnd
Dmnd


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Confused Girlie
posted June 03, 2003 12:57 AM

*giggles softly as she presses a bit of popcorn between Stivens lips teasingly*
Pfft youre supposed to watch and look for pointers not steal my popcorn!
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 03, 2003 01:07 AM

Quote:
*giggles softly as she presses a bit of popcorn between Stivens lips teasingly*
Pfft youre supposed to watch and look for pointers not steal my popcorn!

*turns around and looks deeply in dmnd:s eyes*

well you know i would... but once i start looking at you i just cant takes my eyes off you because you are so increadibly beautiful.... its just like some... medusa effect

And i still want some popcorn... and with that i mean get em in my mouth no on the outside

*Opens his mouth*

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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted June 03, 2003 02:16 AM

Does Sir Stiven a favor and stuffs a sock in his mouth

Do I smell some man-bashing going on here?

Quote:
Whats wrong with men nowadays?
They expect they dont have to make any effort to meet wimmin.
They wonder why wimmin dont play games, and then when we do bag us out with stupid stereotypes of how we arent as good, arent as capable
They only seem to see our friends as ugly and dont realise wimmin usually tend to have gorgeous and ugly friends.
They like boringly long movies like Braveheart and yet seem to think wimmins movies go on forever?!

Okok I cant take this seriously I give up


Let's go point by point.

There's nothing wrong with us.  We hate change.  We haven't changed.  It's women who have changed.  Ugh...women's liberation...equal rights...women thinking....  Uh-uh, you're the ones who have the screw loose and now you're trying to play some reverse psychology on us?

We don't wonder why women don't play games.  We fantasize...rather wistfully, I might add...about a 'hot' woman who can play games with skill.  We just don't take into account the time it takes for a woman to get to be 'hot'...how much effort they usually have to put into it.  

Bag you with stereotypes?  Umm...all who are guilty of this say, "Aye".  "AYE!"  Think about it though.  How do men(at least those of us under the age of 35) relate to each other when it comes to gaming?  We trash talk.  Consider it an off-hand compliment when men trash talk your gaming skill.  It actually means that you have been welcomed into our inner circle, and no longer just a chick.

Hmm...ugly friends?  Usually we reserve those comments for the ugly ones that we don't like.  As for your gorgeous friends...ah...we're taking note on potential relationships should the one that we're in currently should fail.

Boringly long movies?  And you dare to include Braveheart in that category?  Woman, you have no opinion when it comes to great cinema.  Let me tell you about insufferably long movies:  Steel Magnolias, My Left Foot, In The Name of The Father, Bridges of Madison County, The Color Purple.  Actually, just about anything involving Emma Thompson or Meryl Streep can be included in that category.

Braveheart was a great movie; and so was Patton and The Right Stuff.  They have resounding themes to them.  They all have tough, manly men in them.  Men that I as a man can aspire to be.

And don't even get me started on trashy, romance novels.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 03, 2003 03:02 AM

*removes the sock*

Sorry gootchie boy but im not into that weird stuff, get your wife to do those weirdo games with u instead

*wonders if someone else got any "too predictable boring jokes" or if he can open his mouth again waiting for some popcorn this time*

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Dmnd
Dmnd


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Confused Girlie
posted June 03, 2003 03:15 AM

*giggles and sneaks some popcorn into the hungry ones mouth as she rests tiredly beside him*
God at this rate you guys will put the live act in the wrong frame of mine

@The_Gootch
You forgot the last point.... I cant take this seriously
And its really hard for me to answer your points considering I am not one of these wimmins that refuses to wear bras, refuses to shave, i dont believe in psychology and in fact usually think about other things when i see men ^.~  and okei maybe i am a disgrace to wimmins everywhere  But I havent seen any of those movies (dont faint) the good or the bad (in your opinion) except braveheart and as far as I know theyre still off bashing each others heads in on some hill side looking for a point to their movie.... and trashy romance well.... i think thats for the women that dont have nice men in their lives? Personally I like dragons and cant explain why anyone (male or female) would want to read about other things... guess its their "psychology"

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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 03, 2003 03:26 AM

Quote:
*giggles and sneaks some popcorn into the hungry ones mouth as she rests tiredly beside him*
God at this rate you guys will put the live act in the wrong frame of mine

Yeah get on with the show already, at this pace i will have eaten up all me popcorn and the fun hasnt even started

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Dmnd
Dmnd


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Confused Girlie
posted June 03, 2003 03:28 AM

hehe Maybe theyre worried about it becoming trashy? ^.^
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 03, 2003 03:31 AM

Quote:
hehe Maybe theyre worried about it becoming trashy? ^.^

Or maybe they just shy? well anyway, gimme some more popcorn now... i havent had me night meal yet and im kinda hungry

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Dmnd
Dmnd


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Confused Girlie
posted June 03, 2003 03:35 AM

Did you run out of weird sandwich thingies?  Cant remember the word

*watches your lips as she feeds you another piece of popcorn*

I am gonna go get some chips soon, wanna come? I can meet you at the airport
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 03, 2003 03:43 AM
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 2 Jun 2003

hmmm sure, "chips" does indeed sound like a good plan now.

Ill take the next flight and as soon as i see you we can have some "chips".

Then when we get back to your place we can have some "chips" there too.

And not to mention how...hmmm...dirty all these chips will make us so we better shower then, and how knows... we might have some "chips" in shower too?

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