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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: HC Big Brother:- Series One
Thread: HC Big Brother:- Series One This thread is 5 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 · «PREV / NEXT»
gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted July 25, 2003 07:16 PM

*watches the soccer game from a safe distance up in the air*
No man eating Crocodiles r gonna keep me away!
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bort
bort


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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted July 25, 2003 08:03 PM

Quote:

I'm sure you agree that this item is priceless in value!


Agreed.

Bribe Jar : $0.00
Incentive Jar : $0.00

Balls Bashed : 0.00
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted July 25, 2003 08:29 PM

hey frogwoman...

havent you learned that no magic nor might can affect us tossers yet?

So just gotta win this game of ours by skill.. did i mention im the captain in my football team?

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Djive
Djive


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Zapper of Toads
posted July 25, 2003 09:10 PM
Edited By: Djive on 25 Jul 2003

Big words, tenderfoot.

This game is going to get won by guile and cunning.
Translation: you are beaten in advance.

Skills, eh? Your skills in Anatomy and Zoology are TRULY amazing.

Captain, eh? You are in over your head in deep ...

[Removed As To Not Scare The Socks Off The Weak Tosser Before The Match].

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted July 26, 2003 12:50 AM

*Using his unexplainable never to be understood magic abilities (there, happy Djive?), Mighty Mage floats up to where Gorman is to avoid any more pummleing of balls.*
Hmmm, not a bad veiw.  HEY KITTEN, I CAN SEE DOWN YOUR...OWWWW.....
*Mighty Mage falls to the ground after being hit by a very large rock.*
I'm gonna feel that in the morning...owwww
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Sir_Stiven
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posted July 27, 2003 11:49 PM

so much talk and so little action turtlegirl...

weŽll see about the game, though you might be better off if you bribed our keeper with something that isnt "priceless" lol

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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted July 29, 2003 09:11 PM

The winners of he body armour are the Chelsea Mudwalkers for their blatant sucking up, and constant requests to Big Brother that they ought to have it because they didn't have any to start with made by soccerfeva.

Also, as he has insulted big brother, Sir stiven must play the first half with his legs tied together.

The final rules are as follows:-

1) No fouling, diving or eating opponants

2) No aligators allowed on the pitch.  The same goes for DJ oh so gay, lesbians, monkeys and soy.

3) The match will e played for 90 minutes, with extra time as needed.  Extra time will be 30 minutes.  There will be a break for 1/2 time.

4) Attempting to influence an official is a serious offense and will result in a fine


**Pre-Kick Off Festivities**

Both teams take to the sidelines, amidst cheers, boos and miscellanious animal noises.  The mightygorgons in particular have to be silenced as they can get fairly over-excited and death stare people by mistake.

The first to take the felid are the cheerleaders, appointed to bring "spirit" to the crowd.  Because of a mix up with a dyslexic casting agent, the cheerleaders are all sprites.  The spites take to the air, and after slapping each other around for a bit do a small routine.. Big brother waits for the team captains to come to the mound and give their motivational speeches...
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Sir_Stiven
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posted July 29, 2003 09:18 PM

me insulting BB? no way... damn your harsher than uriah rennie lol.

Anyways i appeal to this stupid accusation.

And if you reject ill just take my football and go home

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Djive
Djive


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Zapper of Toads
posted July 29, 2003 09:24 PM

Djive is far from impressed by Sir Stiven's morale boosting speech.

She waits for Big Brother to answer the call. Somehow she doesn't think Big Brother is going to like the sound of the words: "stupid accusations".

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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted July 29, 2003 10:20 PM

Big Brother decides that the tying of sir stiven's feet together may impede the process of the game. Sir Stiven must simply drink 1/2 a litre of "Ole Bessies Swamp Mud (With Added Soy)" pre-match, well known for it's hallucinogenic properties.
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted July 30, 2003 12:45 AM

he he he he
* finding the canister of Swamp Juice, Mighty Mage decides to 'tweak' it a little.  Adding some Nyquil and a little Milk of Magneisia, Mighty Mage Flies off laughing the whole time*
HEEEEEE HE He he ha ha he ha ho ho ho.
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted July 30, 2003 07:52 PM

I'm not surprised at u MM, making a comment like that! (pretty nice ain't they? )
Serves u right getting hit in the nads!
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Mighty_Mar
Mighty_Mar

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and low-quality spammer
posted July 30, 2003 09:16 PM

Sorry Kitten for my bro's (Mightymage) naughty behavior.
He knows better thaan to look down girls shirts.
RIGHT MIGHTTYMAGE???????????
haha.  I get testy when the family is disgraced like that.

*MightyMar goes after MightyMage looking like she is about to blow* >
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted July 31, 2003 12:05 AM

?! MM has a family sibling here?!?! As if ONE wasn't enough!
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Djive
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posted July 31, 2003 12:30 AM

While awaiting Sir Stiven's next speech...

I've discussed the RP Actions with Big Brother.

The following limits was suggested to ensure that the thread is not stalled:

When tagged for RP Actions Player is required to act Promptly.

Therefore:
If you're unavailable for making a reply, announce to Thread or send Cat an IM. (Cat will be deciding when RP Actions can be sent in anyway so if you inform her when you are unavailable you don't need to worry about being tagged while you are away.)

Response times to Tags:
In first 24 hours only the tagged player may answer.

Between 24 and 48 hours any team members of the tagged player may answer, including the tagged player.

Between 48-72 hours, any player in the two teams may answer.

After 72 hours, it's free for all.


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Oldtimer
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posted August 02, 2003 07:31 PM

We've been playing this game for what seems like weeks and no one has scored.  

Who would of guessed that we could have captured the essence of soccer so convincingly.

Wake me when its over...
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soccerfeva
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posted August 02, 2003 08:30 PM
Edited By: soccerfeva on 2 Aug 2003

Quote:
**Pre-Kick Off Festivities**

Both teams take to the sidelines, amidst cheers, boos and miscellanious animal noises.  The mightygorgons in particular have to be silenced as they can get fairly over-excited and death stare people by mistake.


Are you refering to me?

I scored a goal!

Then I scored again,and I scored again,and I scored,and I scored..well..you get the idea...but I...













SCORED again!!

all done in training.
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Djive
Djive


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Zapper of Toads
posted August 03, 2003 10:16 PM
Edited By: Djive on 3 Aug 2003

Since Stiven is green in his face after having drunk the Swamp brew it seems that he has wavered his right for a speech. The morale of his team drops to the absolute minimum as the teamleader falls to his knees and does his best to avoid filling the soccerfield with the contents of his stomach. Pathetic!

"AAAAAAYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
(Translation: Gnollish War Cry)

Oldtimer wakes with a start from his nap, and looks at Djive with rheumy eyes.

"Team, we will crush the weaklings that are ranged against us on this field."

"Unfortunately, the rules does not allow us to vaporize them with spells or zap them to toads, but the rules doesn't prohibit some nice enchancements."

"We will cause the opponents to appear to be moving in slow motion, when we run past them!"

"Our illusions will confound them to see double, or even more."

"And with three spellcasters in the team casting spells simultaneously the referee is powerless to say who cast which spell."

"Valeriy will have his hands full with Soccerfeva asking for QPs, leaving the rest of their team at the mercy of our spells."

"Let me remind you that the losing team gets to live in the swamps for some days. My and Soccerfeva's home terrain. But the swamp is no place for cats, and  .."

Djive looks sternly at Oldtimer.

".. you can be sure that there is no Lesbian Magazines there, and the Dragonflies are experts at dispelling your defences and ruining any plans you might have for taking Naps, and the Mosquitos are plentyful too."

Faces the rest.

"But also remember that if the other team loses they will make the interesting acquaintenance of the viscious crocodiles in he area."

"So let us win for a cozy night in the house while the opponents languishes in the swamp!"

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Sir_Stiven
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posted August 03, 2003 10:33 PM

as far as i know Valery is our captain, but if no speak appears from him soon i will gladly fire up some engines

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bort
bort


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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted August 03, 2003 10:56 PM
Edited By: bort on 3 Aug 2003

In a stunningly brilliant strategic move, bort dips self in honey and requests that he be thrown to the wild lesbians who inhabit the surrounding swamp.

(bort respectfully requests that the opposing team not to take any shots while he is otherwise engaged.)
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