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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: RedSox Barber Shop
Thread: RedSox Barber Shop
RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Fan of Red Sox
posted July 09, 2003 06:32 AM

RedSox Barber Shop

I can do any type of haircut you want.

Today's Special: The Mullet



What can I do for you?
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Dread_Knight
Dread_Knight


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posted July 09, 2003 08:54 AM

I would prefer

THIS:


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BoogieMan
BoogieMan


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posted July 10, 2003 01:08 PM

Can you do the Mullet on my chest hair?
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tigerangelz
tigerangelz


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posted July 10, 2003 02:13 PM

Can you do a brazilian bikini wax?
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Fire_Dragon
Fire_Dragon


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King of Dragons
posted July 10, 2003 02:49 PM

Can you cut me a spiky hairstyle?
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted July 10, 2003 05:52 PM

Quote:
THIS:




Consider it done.
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Can you do the Mullet on my chest hair?

First let's start by shaving your chest. Then we'll put some hair extensions on your back, because the mullet is long in the back short in the front.


So what do you think?
Quote:
Can you do a brazilian bikini wax?


So how do you like it?
Quote:
Can you cut me a spiky hairstyle?

Here you go!


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Dingo
Dingo


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posted February 01, 2004 10:36 PM

Woock came by earlier and said he needed to get a haircut.  He said he wanted the Mohawk haircut.  He sent me to tell you this because he is quite busy.  He said just come by his house and cut it when he is sleeping.


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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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posted February 01, 2004 10:40 PM

*smacks Dingo on the head*

You meanie!
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Asmodean
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posted September 08, 2004 02:34 AM

Quote:
Can you do a brazilian bikini wax?

Kinky!
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RedSoxFan3
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posted September 08, 2004 02:51 AM

I remember this thread. LOL, Dingo.

Sorry, no more time for RSF to give out haircuts.
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bort
bort


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Discarded foreskin of morality
posted September 08, 2004 03:00 AM

Redsox barber shop?  Can I get me a Pedro do?
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted September 09, 2004 04:41 PM

Quote:

I remember this thread. LOL, Dingo.

Sorry, no more time for RSF to give out haircuts.


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Redsox barber shop?  Can I get me a Pedro do?


I have good news...

I do not have the time to give you a haircut, Bort, as I mentioned before.

But you're probably wondering why that is good news.

Well...

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

And the better news is that I am currently offering to trim the hedges, or perform some forest management, or you get the idea. And it's at the incredible cost of 1 dollar for every pound of the customers weight in excess of 140 and 5 dollars for every year of the customers age in excess of 35. Exceptions on the cost can be made at the time of appointment.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted September 11, 2004 12:45 PM

I want this haircut today Mr Redsox.


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Dingo
Dingo


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posted September 11, 2004 07:35 PM

Trogdor you missed what RSF said.

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Sorry, no more time for RSF to give out haircuts.

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