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Heroes Community > Tournament of Honor > Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM
Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM This thread is 36 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 ... 32 33 34 35 36 · «PREV
Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted November 05, 2001 12:40 PM

i hereby declare dongio the winner!
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DonGio
DonGio


Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
posted November 05, 2001 12:44 PM

Woo! yippi! Yey!
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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted November 05, 2001 02:45 PM

Good one

Thats a good one Dongio but u should have given her a better chance!

Well whos next!!!!
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wiggy_wam
wiggy_wam


Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
posted November 05, 2001 08:43 PM

* pulls out bag of gold coins and places them on the table, counting in tens with his fingers, and stacking them in tens in front of Murphy and Kuma *

hey uhh, how many tens make a hundred?  I forget.

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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted November 05, 2001 11:14 PM

Ah, you're a silly one! Any blubber-head knows that 71 tens makes a 100, mi'laddy.
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Murphy
Murphy


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banned
posted November 06, 2001 12:33 AM

uh... *yea!*
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wiggy_wam
wiggy_wam


Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
posted November 06, 2001 03:04 AM

SEVENTY-ONE?!?

I coulda swore it was seventy.

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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted November 06, 2001 03:07 AM

...naw, you musn't of taken dem matt coursez, ya?
I tell ya, it be sebentie one. Why be you tink sebentie, eh?
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attila
attila


Known Hero
Young Warrior
posted November 06, 2001 03:08 AM

hey kuma. pass me and wiggy a 12 pack we need it 4 are long journey to play all these maps. attila
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Sir_Elric
Sir_Elric


Responsible
Famous Hero
Having a bad hair day.
posted November 06, 2001 05:47 AM

I like to quench my thirst with a nice frothy pint of Guiness after defeating my feeble foes.

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Qu_Purple
Qu_Purple


Hired Hero
posted November 06, 2001 09:19 AM

ack!!!

I think that this is just like one of those bad dreams Kuma and no matter what I put in here Don Gio will ignore....so I think that Ill just quit the armwrestling....congrats Don Gio....tx for the match you are such a macho guy.....ack!!

Im going to the pub down the road.....sorry Kuma think that this has become a guys only domain...
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DonGio
DonGio


Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
posted November 06, 2001 09:27 AM
Edited By: DonGio on 6 Nov 2001

Aw, now don't be a sore loser, my lady! I didn't ignore you, I just couldn't look at myself in the mirror having lost a first round armwrestling contest to a lady as gracious and nimble as yourself. I demanded a rematch, and I won that fair and square.

So, who's next? loud sounds can be heard as he flexes his joints (and noone make hilarious remarks, *NOT* that kind of joint)
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UnkaHaakon
UnkaHaakon


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Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
posted November 06, 2001 10:33 AM

Hey,how come the other contestants get to hold hands with the ladies and I get Draco? I mean, he's nae unattractive, but he's definitely not my type!

Oh well....

::both contestants roll up their sleeves and lock hands. After several minutes of straining, it is obvious that they are evenly matched both in strength and stamina. This could go on for quite a while, unless someone cheats or there is outside interference. ::

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DonGio
DonGio


Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
posted November 06, 2001 10:44 AM
Edited By: DonGio on 6 Nov 2001

suddenly Draco notices someone standing behind UnkaHaakon, and although knowing better than to allow outside circumstances to affect his performance, he feels compelled to lift his gaze. He stares into a couple of stony eyes, sitting securely in the sockets of a minotaur head. Knowing that this probably will be his next round opponent, his arm withers like Dick Cheney in a stressed situation, and the next thing he knows, he feels the back of his hand making contact with rough wood. He curses himself for being so easily distracted, but can't prevent a chill down his backbone when remembering that death cold stare. What must this creature have seen, to emanate a radiance of pure stone?
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Murphy
Murphy


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banned
posted November 07, 2001 12:31 AM

i hereby declare unkahaakon the winner!
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted November 07, 2001 05:33 AM

[teleporting into the tavern]

Kuma we need a drink... and please send someone to take care of our horse... it has a broken... wing...

[walks to the bar]

two beers please.. keep the change...

[drinks the beer]
that was good... now back to reality

[teleports out of the tavern]
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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted November 07, 2001 10:30 PM

dammit... that teleport is leaving a cloud of fumes... better put up a anti-teleport radius around the bar...
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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted November 09, 2001 10:31 AM
Edited By: Kuma on 9 Nov 2001

Woohaa

Well, this must have been the longest item ever.
System is getting a bit slow.

I'll close down for a few days (read: minutes) to redecorate and open again soon.
Armwrestling turned out in a heap of violence. What else could I expect from people who send innocent little trogs and elves to battle?

See u all in the new tav.


*Note to Mods: plz close this one, I'm opening new one.*


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