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DoddTheSlayer
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posted July 22, 2003 07:28 AM |
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10 meaningless questions
1) Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
2) Why do they call it the square dance when everyone is going round in a circle?
3) Why do people confuse Chineese with Japanese when they dont look anything alike?
4) Why do reggea artists start their records with the words
"Yeah yeah baby" even is they are singing about politics in the middle east?
5) Why is Michael Caine always quoted as saying "Dont throw bloody arrows at me" and "not a lot of people know that" when in fact he never said either?
6)Why on question 5 did my pc launch this thread and the restart itself leaving the 2 people that read it thinking cant this guy count?
7) How can everyone in Britain have a brother-in-law who does window cleaning for a living? (At least that is what they always tell me when im canvassing for mor customers)
8) Why do people use phrases like "By and large" and "As it were" when neither of these make any sense in a single sentence known to man?
9) what is it about golf that totally trashes a persons dress sense.?
10) There wasnt supposed to be a question 10. In fact question 9 was going to be " Why did i call this thread 10 meaningless questions when i ran out of ideas at 9? but i got stitched up by the computer with question 6 and my thread is now a mess.
But here it is anyway.
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privatehudson
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posted July 22, 2003 09:11 AM |
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Why is Michael Caine always quoted as saying "Dont throw bloody arrows at me" and "not a lot of people know that" when in fact he never said either?
No-one I know quotes him as that, I believe his phrase was "stop throwing those bloody spears at me" and most people I know are more than aware of this.
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DoddTheSlayer
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posted July 22, 2003 09:16 AM |
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Hey Privatehudson come back and add some more meaningless questions. I want to see some creativity here.
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LichKing
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posted July 23, 2003 07:27 AM |
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Things that keep me awake at night
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If olive oil comes from olives, and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
Why is there braille on the keys of drive up ATM's?
In lethal injection executions, why do they sterilize the inject site with alcohol pads before starting the I.V.?
How come if you're talking to God it's accepted as praying, but if God talks to you they lock you in the nuthatch?
What disease does ham have before it's cured?
Why does your doctor leave the room while you undress?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
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DoddTheSlayer
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posted July 23, 2003 07:57 AM |
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Quote.
What disease does ham have before it's cured?
Mass slow and curse. Diseased and aging if playing against Necro
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Dmnd
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posted July 23, 2003 11:43 AM |
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Ok my questions are real! :P hehe
1) Why dont flies get burnt when they land on hotplates? Cant they feel the heat?
2) Can people with pierced nipples breast feed? Does it block the glands? or wreck them in some way?
3) Am I the only one that has about twenty million names for my cat? How come he always knows when I am talking to him? Doesnt he get confused?
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