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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2003 01:41 PM |
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HC Prison..
Soccerfeva builds a prison just outside the tavern.All naughty kids can be thrown inside the prison,when a mod deems fit.The mod must write a detailed report on why the fellow is thrown into prison.
People Currently in Prison for crimes they commited-
There are no prisoners in the prison.
Current positions held:
Soccerfeva-Cheif Commander of the Prison
MightyMage-Cheif Prison Warden
Celfious-Slacky Officer/Guard
RedSox-Hardworking Officer/Guard
Dragon_Slayer-Buttocks Whacker
Cat-Professional Whacker
Here are all ya uniforms,guards take up your arms and whackers canes of your choice,thick ones,rought ones you name it,we've got it..come on..stop slacking in that corner,Celfious,practice whacking,Dragon_Slayer!
Important Announcement
There are currently no prisoners in HC prison. The prison may have to be closed if things remain this way. Fortunately, the authorites held an urgent meeting and have decided to open prison doors for the first time to all who wish to experience prison life.
To become a prisoner..
Kindly state:
^The crime[s] you have commited
^The number of years you wish to stay in the prison
^The number of strokes of the cane you wish to get-avaliable upon request
^The amount of fine payable to the court of law-optional
Please! We're in need of prisoners!!
We will provide you with a cell number and the number you shall be known as. (what do you call that, identity number? I need some help here!)
Cell number- 01-99
Identity number- 5 digits
Looking to rehire old stuff and recruit new ones.
Let the prison have a new beginning, a new lease of life !!
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Sniper
Known Hero
Dark paladin of Deyja
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posted July 24, 2003 01:47 PM |
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ok warden u finaly got me.
what are u gonna do?
hummm?
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You only see me once..
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted July 24, 2003 01:53 PM |
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Well I ain't entirely sure but I think it wil invlove u bending over to receive some "punishment"!@ 
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted July 24, 2003 02:27 PM |
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I vote we assasinate SF and replace him with Cat 
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We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2003 02:28 PM |
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Quote:
ok warden u finaly got me.
what are u gonna do?
hummm?
Soccerfeva posts a noticeboard outside saying-Looking for people to work in HC Prison..all are welcome to apply for jobs.Jobs avaliable-
Prison Cleaner-$500 a month
Prison Warden-$1000 a month
Prison Cook-$650 a month
Prison Officer-$1220 a month
Hurry!Limited positions are avaliable,so grab them while stocks last!!
Tell us which position you would like to apply for,and why you deserve the job.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 24, 2003 03:18 PM |
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I would like to apply for the Prison Wardon job as I see it closest to what I do already. Keep the peace and strike when necessary. Besides, If I'm warden theres less chance I have of being thrown in the prison.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2003 03:51 PM |
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You're hired..and in the mean time keep a close eye on the 4 prisoners we have here..I'm off to buy some stuff..
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 24, 2003 03:54 PM |
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As the new warden, It is my duty to oversee deathrow and the prison. Since we don't have a death row, I hereby create one. We'll use the old lectric chair technique.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2003 03:56 PM |
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I've bought an electric chair..and the bill will be charged to Valeriy's account.. Here are the keys..warden,to room 1,2,3 and 4.Keep a close eye on them,don let them run,cause you're responsible for 'em.If anything,you could be sentenced to jail for making such a costly mistake!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 24, 2003 03:58 PM |
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uhhhhh...can I hire some gaurds?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2003 04:00 PM |
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I'm currently looking for guards..they're called guards,if not,officers..of course you can..but I prefer 'real' guards..not some imaginary gnolls or something..
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 24, 2003 04:10 PM |
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hmmmmmm, well I'll leave the gaurd hirering to you but you probably should have put your staff together before you gathered your prisoners.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2003 04:15 PM |
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Guess you're right..even though it makes no sense I had the prisoners locked up already..lol  I've issued them warnings that if they tried to escape,the punishment will be worsen and it was good that they obeyed quietly..
Little wonder you don't see them now..cause they're all in the prison.. LOL
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 24, 2003 05:01 PM |
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 24, 2003 05:07 PM |
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Theres always room for slacky officers.. List me up.
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What are you up to
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 24, 2003 05:16 PM |
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Doh dee, Doh!
I'm a ready for my workin as a guard in da' prison. I'm a gonna work ha'd and keep those prisina's in line god damnit.
So is you's gonna hire me or what's?
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Go Red Sox!
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted July 24, 2003 07:19 PM |
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Just a few flaws in your case against me:
a) I never attempted anything, I suggested something
b) I don't have $1000
c) How exactly do you intend to carry out this punishment? The phrase "no way in hell" comes to mind
Do at least do your homework next time
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We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 25, 2003 12:41 AM |
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Stand down boy or you'll face a beatin.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted July 25, 2003 01:13 AM |
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*shoots MM with his pulse rifle till he dies*
*escapes to the sulaco with the aid of his Colonial marine buddies
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted July 25, 2003 04:16 AM |
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Mm mm good, fine warm prison gruel.
Compliments to the chef!
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This space for rent.
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