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Thread: HC Prison.. This thread is 16 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 · «PREV / NEXT»
Saruman
Saruman


Famous Hero
On academic leave
posted September 23, 2003 12:51 AM

"Dingo" notices the noodles

"FOOD!"

In 1 hour all the food is gone, Saruman is awake in his cell, and Dingo is clutching his stomach in the Prison hospital.
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LordTitan
LordTitan


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Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
posted September 23, 2003 02:13 PM

Dingo should learn to balance his dog instinks and his human muching power, .
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Saruman
Saruman


Famous Hero
On academic leave
posted September 24, 2003 12:47 AM

Saruman sits up

He turns to Dingo and looks into his eyes. Dingo knows to shut up around Saruman now.
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted September 24, 2003 08:49 AM

Dragon Slayer returns to topup his plate
Hey Where is all the food gone??? SF i am not caning anything until i eat!!! As for you Dingo, think you can eat all the food do u? I'll cane you good!!!
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soccerfeva
soccerfeva


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted September 24, 2003 05:00 PM

An urgent order of pizzas delivery was delievered and everyone helped themselves to a buffet of pizzas,except Dingo of course..in hospital due to stomach pains..
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted September 24, 2003 05:09 PM

OOOOOHH, pizza......ughhhh...
*with that Mighty Mage falls to the floor in a convulsion drooling on himself.*
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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
posted September 24, 2003 06:24 PM

What is ths -- HC Prison, or HC spammer's pantry?!?!?!

I've had about enough of trying to play with you guys.  I'm outa here.

<Peace whistles shrilly; in seconds the faeries come darting through the bars, unlock her bindings to the gurney, and whizz to the outer wall where the keys hang.  together they unlock the door and Peace walks out..leaving her dagger behind.>
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LordTitan
LordTitan


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Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
posted September 24, 2003 10:13 PM

What's dingo in for?

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted September 24, 2003 10:57 PM

Awww man...Don't let her get away.  Gaurds, after her....Gaurds?
*realizing the gaurds are off duty Mighty Mage decides to persue Peacemaker himself.*
Alright boys, I'm off.  She's fast so I may be gone for awhile.  Take care of the place.
*With that, Mighty Mage takes off in search of Peacemaker.*
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
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soccerfeva
soccerfeva


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Famous Hero
banned
posted September 25, 2003 04:41 PM

Soccerfeva returns after deciding not to jump.

'I did pack my things at home..' He said..

Upon realising that the doors have been broken into and prisoner 1316 which is peacemaker has escaped,Soccerfeva sounds the alarm of the prison,waking all officers up in the search for the fool.
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted September 26, 2003 03:25 AM

*upon entering his office, Soccerfeva notices a letter on his desk.  It reads:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear boss dude,
Hey, it's Mighty Mage, the guy you
hired to watch overour prison.  Yeah
Ummm, I decided to go after Peace-
maker so I don't get fired so I
guess I'll see you all in a bit.
I have a hunch on where she's headed
so I gotta stop writing now...really
I have to stop.  She's pretty fast.
So anyway, I'm gonna stop writing now
cuz...hey wait a second...HEY, She...
Awwww GWADAMMIT!  She stole my robe,
and my horse.  I gotta go.  so I
guess bye.
Mighty Mage
p.s.  Please don't fire me.
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soccerfeva
soccerfeva


Disgraceful
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banned
posted September 26, 2003 05:32 PM

Soccerfeva gets bored with the number of prisoners and officers and starts pacing up and down. He is worried that HC prison might close because there are too little prisoners.

Upon seeing Mightymage's letter he assured Mightymage won't be fired,just docked of his wages for each passing hour he's not around.

Soccerfeva posts a notice on the noticeboard.

attention all prison authorities! Capture more ciminals or be fired.-Soccerfeva
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted September 27, 2003 12:33 AM

Soccerfeva...so...how are things?
Yeah, I kinda let Peace off the hook.  She's doing Community Service.  I would have retrieved her but she kinda had an ax...and a gun.  So, yeah, I should be getting back to my office.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted September 28, 2003 03:22 AM

Quote:
attention all prison authorities! Capture more ciminals or be fired.-Soccerfeva


Thats pretty hard SF. People are being better behaved these days. I guess the 'bad boy' attitude is gone.
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Dingo
Dingo


Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted September 30, 2003 04:39 AM

Dingo finally wakes up.

Wheres the Doc?  And my Morphine...
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LordTitan
LordTitan


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Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
posted October 01, 2003 01:31 AM

I'm the doc.

And here's you anti-pain, we ran out of morphine:

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Saruman
Saruman


Famous Hero
On academic leave
posted October 02, 2003 11:40 PM

Eeeexcelleeeeent
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LordTitan
LordTitan


Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
posted October 03, 2003 07:14 PM

Anywon else need some? i can give anywon who has a reaso, some.

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Saruman
Saruman


Famous Hero
On academic leave
posted October 04, 2003 02:37 AM

Get some morphene! Soccerfeva despertly needs it!!

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LordTitan
LordTitan


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Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
posted October 04, 2003 11:06 PM

"Calm dow Saruman, everythings' going to be o-k-a-y"
*Ssssss*
"There now doesn't that feel better?"
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