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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 26, 2003 12:43 AM |
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And as a warden, I'm doing exactly what I'm supposed to. Sit on my *** and order the guards and prisoners around.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 26, 2003 02:15 AM |
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I'm lazy with ideas! Your suposed to be busy organizing. So get us a some one to cook!
(convieving plans to turn this place into a party in honor of MM and his hard work 
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 26, 2003 02:49 AM |
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wow, zud comes out of the blue for no reason and gives me a -QP, i expected it to be Hexa, Kittenangel or Lith. Dang. That kinda surprised me.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted July 26, 2003 07:32 AM |
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SF im getting bored, theres nobody left to cane. What am i suposed to do in my spare time... You could give me an extra position, with extra pay....... What do ya say?
Dragon Slayer tries to cane 2xtreame again
Grrrr, this guys a$$ is made of steel!!!!
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 26, 2003 09:56 AM |
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New Prison Laws..
Anyone who breaks any of these laws will be thrown into the prison..
*Insulting any of the prison authorities..(list of prison authorities on pg 1)
*Voting to assasinate them,or hurt them in any manner,be it emotionally,physically or mentally.
*Attempting to assasinate them,or hurt them in any manner,be it emotionally,physically or mentally.
*Attempting to free the prisoners without permission from the Cheif Commander of the Prison,Soccerfeva.
For that matter 2extreme has already been caught for breaking rule #3.
So let's get to work and catch more criminals!
Dragon Slayer you could be a prison cook or something..we needed some food in here..I want spaghetti please?
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted July 26, 2003 11:41 AM |
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Hmmm sounds great. Anyone prisoners up for some prison grule. Of coarse my co-workers will get spaghetti if thats ok.
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Sniper
Known Hero
Dark paladin of Deyja
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posted July 26, 2003 11:47 AM |
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-a bum comes by the back door-
hmmm, lets try this yummy looking gruel...*sip*
bwhaaaa, what the hell is thiss ? Rat stue?!
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You only see me once..
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted July 26, 2003 11:49 AM |
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Hey that grule is for prisoners only!!!!!!! And how did you get hear? Guards GET THAT MAN......SO I CAN CANE HIM!!!!!
Is it your buisness if i use rats in my grule????????
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 26, 2003 11:52 AM |
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Im not playing anymore, its bull, i make a long detailed explination on how i caught soccerfeva, he says i didnt catch him. I didnt catch him. He says in one sentence that i have been caught, not how or when. But im caught and cannot break free.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted July 26, 2003 12:04 PM |
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Hey dont winge 2xtreme. Hey how bout some grule? 
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 26, 2003 12:39 PM |
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i said i'm caught,did u not read?
'2extreme do you read before you post?'
On pg 3 of this thread is this..
Quote:
Such wicked acts will not be tolerated in HC.Guards and Wardens,feel free to do whatever you want to this wicked spell caster.Soccerfeva casts a spell to make sure the prison cell is sealed.He calls for the aid of all the greatest spell casters of the HoMM world to destroy 2extreme's spell powers.He then orders for 2extreme to be tortured in every possible manner for attempting to hurt Soccerfeva and for attemtping to mislead the Prison Authorities into believing Soccerfeva was really so helpless and trapped by him.
And please do not say you're a 'god'.You're not.You're mortal.If you're speaking about role-play and stuff,i have nothing to add to that.
~edited by soccerfeva~
In the turban tribunal,there is this thread called are mods wicked?
For the time being all mods are being thrown into the prison.
Guards and officers,wardens and whackers,give me some suggestions on how to..have fun.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 26, 2003 05:56 PM |
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We should take away all magic powers from our prisioners.
What do you say we let them go in the community room for a bit?
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What are you up to
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 26, 2003 06:01 PM |
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what community room?Do you mean the one in the prison?
We could play chess with prisoners,or prisoners play chess with prisoners..whoever wins..freed if it's a minor offence okay?
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 26, 2003 06:07 PM |
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no way we only let them in there for an hour a day. No one should get out that easy if you ask me.
I know a guilty mod. Hexa was a n00b and there are post on the last pages of the tavern to prove it. I order the arrest of Hexa. His confinementrequires 1 guard tho, and I want powerful sprinkelers and smoke detectors incase he tries to burn his way out
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What are you up to
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 26, 2003 06:09 PM |
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didn't you read all mods have been arrested and put in the prison for the time being?
In the mean time,I will investigate Hexa's 'crimes'
If convicted,he will be punished accordingly..in the meantime,I'm going out to buy some food for you all.What vould you like?
What's his crime?
Is it this..?
'hmm
sounds like a realy crappy situation!
any human casualties?
Good luck'
Explain to me his crime..officer Celfious.I DEMAND an explanation! Ahem..excuse me...
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted July 26, 2003 06:17 PM |
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Well along time ago I remember seeing funny posts that only a n00b would make. There might still be some so ill try again. The first story thread he made 2 n00b posts but I think the story is gone.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 26, 2003 07:52 PM |
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Wow a worthwhile thread by Soccerfeva. Someone must have made a medical breakthrough!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 26, 2003 07:54 PM |
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Guards get him !!!
I've no idea what's he saying at all !!
Get him first,spank him later..!
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 26, 2003 07:57 PM |
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What? How can you do that if I was never on the grounds in the first place?
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 26, 2003 08:00 PM |
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you're speaking like privatehudson.
But now,soccerfeva issues a list of wanted people.In it there's only one name, Saruman.
Wanted~Dead or alive-Saruman.
NONONONOONNONOno !!!!!!
I don care!!!!
You're caught.
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