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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
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posted August 16, 2003 04:11 PM |
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He ate an imp. Evil energy entered him. His face became red with evil. He swallowed more imps. Eventually 100 imps were eaten up. His stomach became thrice as big.
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted August 17, 2003 05:51 AM |
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The imps cried out; "It's not fair! Why should we suffer humiliation?!" , and with this created a massive walkout in protest of the use of imps as slaves.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 17, 2003 02:06 PM |
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The behemoth became more powerful. He went to the gold mine and dug out all the gold. Then he went and upgraded himself.
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 19, 2003 12:11 AM |
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...Then after the upgrade he understood that he was more powerfull after eating imps than now...
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Yoghurt!
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EmperorSly
Known Hero
Destroyer of Liver
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posted August 19, 2003 09:23 AM |
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...and started thinking (and you know behemoths dont think that often, if ever) how that could be. Soon the suspicion crept in, that deep down he could be something else than a simple furball, something along the lines of a mighty hero and necromancer (that also explains the ability to think). Distant memories started flashing in his mind...
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted August 19, 2003 12:02 PM |
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I gotta story about an old guy.. He talked like old guy.
He used to sit on a porch and tell stories.
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What are you up to
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted August 19, 2003 12:16 PM |
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...and then they saw a UFO in the sky!
nope,that was just Sandro playn jokes on them...
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soccerfeva
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 19, 2003 03:23 PM |
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He went to an inferno called Imps World and swallowed all the imps he could swallow. He grow so big and powerful that he died and became a Ghost. A Ghost Behemoth.
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 19, 2003 06:28 PM |
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He found himself powerfull, but as a ghost he couldn't drink wine or any other alcohol. He found himself in a different world being depressed and lonelly, none of his undead swarms could help or serve him now. He started to cry, and was so sad that he become angry, Terryfing and angry he started to attack everything around, he killed hordes of imps until he found a green dragon skelleton...
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted August 20, 2003 03:52 AM |
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...and he reanimated it as an undead dragon, using him to help him fly around.
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Fenix
Known Hero
In ranks of Nebwoocka Alliance
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posted August 20, 2003 11:21 AM |
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Then he realized the plan to begin drink wine. If he uses ballet tickets with Bottle of the Undead Lord and Grapes of the Drunked cleric, he will ressurect himself in a wine pool
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NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 20, 2003 06:17 PM |
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Tough luck becouse didn't have these all, so he ordered his new minion to....
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Yoghurt!
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 20, 2003 09:10 PM |
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he ordered them to find these items and return them to him at all costs, even if it meant ballet school...
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 20, 2003 11:54 PM |
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...and so the bone drag started to think how will he fly 157139867325823475895742548937 miles as fast as he can without fully functional wings...
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Yoghurt!
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 20, 2003 11:58 PM |
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Then an item caught his eye as he was flying (im not sure how hes 6 miles high but o well) he took a dive with his bone dragon and saw a happy lot of peasnts who were doing ballet and Sandro wished he had taken ballet lessons...
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I
Famous Hero
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posted August 21, 2003 03:24 AM |
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Ok, Patrick-could u read some posts behind??
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 21, 2003 03:53 AM |
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i think i missed something didnt i... oops
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted August 21, 2003 12:36 PM |
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...but then his eyes turned on the instructor who was, in fact, a leprechaun and then he thought, "Ballet stinks! Taught by leprechauns? Eeeh..."
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted August 21, 2003 02:55 PM |
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"I thought u guys did Riverdance or something like that?!"
"Well me young lad, time a changing!" said the lepurchan...
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted August 23, 2003 09:16 AM |
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"But you're just a little green Irish pimp!"
"Ah! Don't you dare call me a little green Irish pimp!" said the leprechaun. "I have heard of your race's rude remarks about my kind!"
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