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posted September 03, 2008 09:32 PM |
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Elvin's Punishment
The room is finally ready ![](images/icons/icon26.gif)
After Elvin proved himself to be a little boobin tease, the task of finding a suitable punishment for him came to me. I think I've got it now.
First, I found a dark room in the Dimension Gates - and lined the walls with spam. I turned the heat way up so that the spam could truly ripen, not enough to begin to rot - but just enough that the stench would certainly seep into anything it came into contact with.
Then I called the spambots, and sent them in one by one - as Cynthia4love passed by, I let her know that Elvin loved her too.
I called up guitarguy and asked him if I could borrow some of his clothes - he was uncertain, but when i promised it would benefit him too - he let me have his favorite outfit.
I called some of the infamous crusaders against the infidels (and all their clones) and let them know that Elvin was looking to be converted - and I let them in the room too.
I rigged up thousands of donuts so that they would hang from the ceiling, and hired a needy little QP hunter to monitor the room, and pull the donuts just out of Elvin's reach every time he went for one. (I promised the kid a Qp for his hard work)
I told KD that Elvin really wanted to learn more about the Settlement - and then I let KD in the room too.
Because I did not want Elvin to actually starve, I did leave him some soup - but it was alphabet soup with ONLY R's , S's and F's in it - and it was ice cold.
Finally, I had to find a way to get Elvin away from his fanclub, so I sent him an HCM telling him to meet me to discuss an urgent matter. When he arrived, I gave him a donut laced with a sleeping drug and proceeded to make up some silly story to entertain him until he passed out.
Now you're probably wondering why I wanted Guitarguy's clothes? This is where it comes in, I hired another n00b to strip Elvin and change him into a guitarguy outfit, before dragging him in the room.
Right before I closed the door - I told William that I found where guitarguy had been hiding, passed Wily a wet towel - and let him in the room too.
So now the punishment has been doled out - and Elvin is stuck in my room of doom until he meets the one requirement for his release.
On a table in the back of the room lies a manuscript for a 2000 page novel written by Antipaladin and Aculias. Elvin must proofread it so that it is grammatically correct, and free of spelling errors.
Once that's done, he may leave ![](images/smilies/smile.gif)
That should teach him never to be a boobin tease again.
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posted September 03, 2008 09:34 PM |
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Quote: I told KD that Elvin really wanted to learn more about the Settlement - and then I let KD in the room too.
Oh Man Pan, that's just cruel... That's why I like you ![](images/icons/icon28.gif)
Quote: Because I did not want Elvin to actually starve, I did leave him some soup - but it was alphabet soup with ONLY R's , S's and F's in it - and it was ice cold.
ROFLMAO
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posted September 03, 2008 09:35 PM |
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Quote: On a table in the back of the room lies a manuscript for a 2000 page novel written by Antipaladin and Aculias. Elvin must proofread it so that it is grammatically correct, and free of spelling errors.
This is total pwnage![](images/icons/icon28.gif)
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posted September 03, 2008 09:38 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 21:39, 03 Sep 2008.
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I think Pan is jealous if Elvin's Attantion. Maybe we should give her some (and a peanut maybe, after she got a SRT as well)
<*pats pan on the back, only to rebuke because of her staring glare which pierces through the back of her head in my Eyes, making me all fearing an panicky*>
Was it the SRT, the pat, who knows? anyway...
<*Covers QPs and runs for it*>
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posted September 03, 2008 09:40 PM |
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you froget to mention, the idea of making elvin put in a class room studying the REAL h5 startgyes by Lucj.
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posted September 03, 2008 09:41 PM |
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It is, in fact, physically impossible...
It's like saw V... but worse... With actual pain...
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posted September 03, 2008 09:44 PM |
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Holy cow that was cruel..
You let KD regale me with tales from his settlement and now I have to proofread..? Ugh I suppose I was asking for it, no hard feelings. After all we all know that you adore me
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posted September 03, 2008 09:47 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 21:48, 03 Sep 2008.
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Doh, you've taken it too well! I should have been more cruel...
I was just too grossed out to make a carpet out of RSF's dirty sox stitched together with FoG's nipple hair, and even the those with the longest floodprotect wouldn't take a QP bribe.
Now get back to proofreading, there's no way you're done yet ![](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
lol Lexxan, I'm not jealous, i don't like attention - the kind I get is usually bad
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posted September 03, 2008 09:47 PM |
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No sort of paranoia could have made Elvin see this coming, awesome ![](images/icons/icon28.gif) ![](images/icons/icon14.gif)
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posted September 03, 2008 09:49 PM |
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Actually I was thinking about it this evening. But torture on such massive scale.. No the specific ones I could not have seen coming. Hey look there's a boobin!
*runs off*
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posted September 03, 2008 09:50 PM |
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I'm glad you approve ![](images/smilies/wink.gif)
I hope Geny finds it suitable, he trusted me with a big job here
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posted September 03, 2008 09:54 PM |
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Big job huh?
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posted September 03, 2008 09:54 PM |
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*gasps*
There had better be a boobin, because if there isn't I'll have to com up with a way to double the punishment...
I'm sure I can whip up something... perhaps an maze of quotes within quotes within quotes...
Maybe I could manage to get some sour rams testicles and room temperature beer involved...
I could ask Valeriy really nicely to add you as a moderator in the Other Side....
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posted September 03, 2008 09:56 PM |
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Uh oh she got wind of it. *Hides in the cupboard* Dammit there is a skeleton in here.
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posted September 03, 2008 09:58 PM |
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What is tis boobin you speak off? who is himmm?
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posted September 03, 2008 09:58 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 22:06, 03 Sep 2008.
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Maybe I need to blend the sour ram's testicles with the room temperature beer, top it off with some spam cubes and call it a VW delight ![](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
I'll serve it with a pink umbrella, so that when Aculias sees it, he strips down to a pink thong and tries to wrestle you for it
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posted September 03, 2008 10:09 PM |
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LOL, nice one! ![](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
You forgot to mention that the entire place is in a size of a single toilet chamber, so Elvin is going to feel very "cozy" with all the interesting people around him.
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posted September 03, 2008 10:13 PM |
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I will soon post a story about alci. Be prepared
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posted September 03, 2008 10:15 PM |
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Punish Alci?! ![](images/icons/icon25.gif)
But why?
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posted September 03, 2008 10:18 PM |
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Why? Because you can
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